castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 10hmy astrology app is trying to make me insane again but like not in a fun way 260
Reposted by castine machineDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026being a weird pervert is more important than ever in these trying times 0242
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026personally, i love thinking about things, and considering 170
Reposted by castine machineSpicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We should replace algorithms with beautiful women 316740
Reposted by castine machineSpicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Karate Chopping a Titty Clean in Half 011
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026it’s run it back summer and baby i’m participating 080
Reposted by castine machineKatie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It’s Blood from a Stone Thursday, get squeezin 🩸 06021
Reposted by castine machineSpicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I vant to smoke your mids 0162
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 02/05/2026funny how you can be more devastated by loss than you have ever been in your life and continue being moderately functional as long as you just never think too hard about the devastating loss 3120
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026marked safe from whatever issue apple has with alarms now because i just use timers instead 070
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i should get a really stupid tattoo right. i should do that tomorrow i should get a really stupid tattoo today or tomorrow 3130
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 23/04/2026all i did for the last several hours is talk about my ex husband and what a delight he is to various people, i’m really not doing well at fulfilling my lifelong dream of being someone’s bitch ex wife 090
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 18/04/2026if that’s your girl then why is she putting hexes on my dick 190
Reposted by castine machineSpicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 12/04/2026TIP: WIFEs are the only class that can equip certain types of WEAPONS, such as FRYING PANS or ROLLING PINS. 👉OK HELP MENU 0156
Reposted by castine machineSpicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s “based” to contract typhoid fever from a contaminated municipal water supply 051
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 05/03/2026uniquely texan experience: checking to see where bluebonnets can reasonably grow 060
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 25/02/2026everyone needs to be extra nice to me for the next week i think 2180
Reposted by castine machineTyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Sinking or swimming is a false dichotomy. Think bigger. Fight the ocean 2244
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 11/02/2026updating my five year plan by creating a five year plan for the first time in over a decade 3140
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 04/07/2025sorry if you got a loser ass dm from me i just love sending weirdo spam links obviously 240
Reposted by castine machinegrova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 06/04/2025inside of you there are two wolves and they are just constantly, constantly fucking and sucking each other 062
Reposted by castine machineA Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The more we talk about it the worse it gets. 131
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 19/03/2025making myself sick using only the power of the internet 0131
Reposted by castine machinewood soup enthusiast @sweetnawful.bsky.social · 21/01/2025no loads refused laundromat 0297
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 15/01/2025“i saw the hat man” “i owe the hat man money” “oh no the hat man is gonna get me” i am taking the hat man back to court to modify his child support obligation he cannot keep pretending he doesn’t have a job just to avoid payments 0133
castine machine @castine.bsky.social · 14/01/2025hello friends i hope you’re all having a great time. if we’re not friends i hope you’re having a bad time. thank’s 1200
