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Cassidy

@cassiyus.bsky.social
188 followers 176 following 502 posts

Shaped like a friend, a sleepy duck. Arbiter of what is and is not 'the tightest shit.' He/him/él

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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is Hank Green’s obsession with pizza in his 4x3 game
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I work every Saturday at my winery. Clockwork. I have yesterday off and Pete Fuckin' Alonso comes in for a visit. I'm H E A T E D that I missed him.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True freedom can only be attained when you have slain ego and defeated the voice of cringe
A man driving a trike with a skeleton as a passenger.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chat does the ball lie?? Not one god damn time.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the Yankees putting belt to ass
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My son’s first bee sting today and it was right in the ear. He’s got this huge swollen side :(
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A kaleidoscope of Kyber: how minutiae in crystal development corresponds to lightsaber coloration among Jedi during the High Republic.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a joke at the winery today about how the majority-women staff bully me and one of the guests just said "reparations" and did not elaborate.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so the Lions are just gonna let Josh Allen score all the time huh
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I see my county has also joined in on rejecting data centers and has extended the moratorium on them. see I live somewhere cool, good, too. promise.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rural America is mostly just chain restaurants and gas stations but once in a while you see GRANDMAS HOUSE: BFAST ALL DAY with a sexy Red Ridinghood mural hand painted on the side.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oklahoma State with a *generational* Saturday.
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bad teams part 1
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's absolutely no justification for them putting a second back on the clock lol
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
maybe the worst Hail Mary attempt I've ever seen. eat shit michigan!
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the butterflies didn’t make it. Well, its wings did not develop and so it’s just outside among the flowers waiting for nature. But the other!!! She made it out.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Back to second job for the first time today and hot damn they ran me ragged. They said you can cover nine tables right? Thanks.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My son’s brand of popsicle has glass in it now. They just did that one for free.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"A children's entertainer? She has a master's degree in music education from NYU is what she has. In this household Rachel Accurso is a children's educator. End of story!"
Tony defending Columbus against criticism from Howard "The Professor" Zinn, as conveyed to him via AJ
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Threads doesn’t know what to feed me so I just see the worst right wing slop imaginable. A platform I will never use!!
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just picked up my cat and I swear he meowed out "Oh no-o-o-o"
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they should make a Blade movie where he has to fight mummies and just has no idea what he's doing
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour' diamond fucking hard line
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Unfortunately for me, my very mediocre cinnamon roll had maybe the best last bite I've ever had with one, and now I'll have to chase that dragon again at next week's farmer's market.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hate Bill Cassidy for giving anyone named Cassidy a bad name. Fuck him, I’m a great Cassidy. We are almost all great.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One of my wife's mom friends had the maiden name 'Loveless' and gave it up for something extremely boring. Hate to see it.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
9/11 cheerleading reenactment.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Please don’t put SOMEONE ELSES KID’S PHOTOS on the internet or through AI without their consent.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My wife and I couldn't think of the name 'Heated Rivalry' so she just started calling it Puck It In Me.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just one more stern letter before we do something. Just one more, and maybe another after. But we promise we will let you have a sneak peak at the wording if you donate $5. Please.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These AI calls are getting a little weird. “We’d love to get you alone on a call to discuss your personal financing” I bet you would, Michelle, to keep me from my wife’s sensible planning.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Getting to the phase where I want a shirt with a simple bird on it. Just one bird, maybe two. Nothing fancy.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just shy of 400 packs to get this and I’m F2P
A screen shot of the game Pokemon TCG Pocket where an opened booster pack reveals a crown rare Golden Pokeball card.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seeing Argentina with zero shots until like minute 117 is some truly unethical, despicable ball
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LA SEGUDA ESTRELLA
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ESPAÑA CAMPEÓN DEL MUNDO
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fields. Instead, he apparently laced into the company. According to the Financial Times, Eggers told the staff:

“The effect of ChatGPT on educators’ lives is catastrophic. Whether you intended to do it or not, you’ve made every teacher’s life infinitely more difficult than it was two years ago. So, just let that settle in… If students are using it to compose, which is the biggest tragedy of all, they’ll never learn to write. And their voice is stolen from them. They’ll never have the ability to say their truth and tell their own story. And that’s silencing an entire generation or two.”
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think I just made my cat happier than I've ever seen her by just laying down on the floor during the daytime.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Missed the Pokemon center ETB by minutes :((
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
not the crying French baby this early!!!
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
you can't just be kicking people, France. shan't!!
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If VAR were a person
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jude Bellingham I can’t hate you. But I just don’t care for that England. No sir.
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