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Cassidy

@cassiyus.bsky.social
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Shaped like a friend, a sleepy duck. Arbiter of what is and is not 'the tightest shit.' He/him/él

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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
should have given him the cy young for both leagues just because he deserved it
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ours were deeply correct, however. No flat butt claims though.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is Hank Green’s obsession with pizza in his 4x3 game
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought so??? We had seats upstairs because Elizabeth still had her knee brace on.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember seeing her in Silver Spring on the hottest day of the year. Great show.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OOS
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I work every Saturday at my winery. Clockwork. I have yesterday off and Pete Fuckin' Alonso comes in for a visit. I'm H E A T E D that I missed him.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve kissed my wife and kids thousands of times. Doesn’t negate how special it is every time. Bluebirds can be the same.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, dudes rock
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True freedom can only be attained when you have slain ego and defeated the voice of cringe
A man driving a trike with a skeleton as a passenger.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chat does the ball lie?? Not one god damn time.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the Yankees putting belt to ass
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's a cool as hell sweatshirt
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My son’s first bee sting today and it was right in the ear. He’s got this huge swollen side :(
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GIRLS over the Leftovers is mine
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been trying to find a dry cereal for my kid to snack on and literally everything is 10g of sugar per cup.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A kaleidoscope of Kyber: how minutiae in crystal development corresponds to lightsaber coloration among Jedi during the High Republic.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pigeon are ohk though. Same family and they don’t care. They’re just happy to be invited.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a joke at the winery today about how the majority-women staff bully me and one of the guests just said "reparations" and did not elaborate.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The controller is worth it for the game, I fear. A great experience.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so the Lions are just gonna let Josh Allen score all the time huh
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I see my county has also joined in on rejecting data centers and has extended the moratorium on them. see I live somewhere cool, good, too. promise.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Threads is crazy. Fist website where I think literally every account is an engagement bot. Not a real human in sight.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rural America is mostly just chain restaurants and gas stations but once in a while you see GRANDMAS HOUSE: BFAST ALL DAY with a sexy Red Ridinghood mural hand painted on the side.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oklahoma State with a *generational* Saturday.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This book is a pain in the ass to read but some of those whips are great. I love the witch just in morning traffic.
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bad teams part 1
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there's absolutely no justification for them putting a second back on the clock lol
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good god the worst comeback anyone has ever been gifted
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
maybe the worst Hail Mary attempt I've ever seen. eat shit michigan!
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Has @rodger.bsky.social seen this
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the butterflies didn’t make it. Well, its wings did not develop and so it’s just outside among the flowers waiting for nature. But the other!!! She made it out.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey I work in that building I think? On 1st?
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Back to second job for the first time today and hot damn they ran me ragged. They said you can cover nine tables right? Thanks.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Right up there with cylinder in a tube.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My son’s brand of popsicle has glass in it now. They just did that one for free.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My tastes evolve (heh) as I use different ones through different games but Venusaur has always been my bestie. Ho-oh is maybe my 1B here.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"A children's entertainer? She has a master's degree in music education from NYU is what she has. In this household Rachel Accurso is a children's educator. End of story!"
Tony defending Columbus against criticism from Howard "The Professor" Zinn, as conveyed to him via AJ
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Threads doesn’t know what to feed me so I just see the worst right wing slop imaginable. A platform I will never use!!
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just picked up my cat and I swear he meowed out "Oh no-o-o-o"
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they should make a Blade movie where he has to fight mummies and just has no idea what he's doing
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Take both and see which one you like more.
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Cassidy @cassiyus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour' diamond fucking hard line
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