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@cassissilly.yuideer.gay
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once called "too nice to be sane", your friendly neighborhood rabblerouser, disaster (trans)femme, she/they pfp by Lobokoni

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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 6h
dolls to watch out for "Girl Research"
a comic. "Dolls to watch out for" titled "Girl Research". Harriet needs a little extra cash, so she signs up for a focus group... she thinks "I wish i hadnt said I was trans." Focus group leader says "Okay! How does this image make you feel? And don't lie, I'll know." It's a poster of a sexy dog girl. Harriet says "Dog girls are a little passe, aren't they? Sorry." Other focus group members are mad at her. Leader says "Actually, Harriet's assertion aligns with our product analysis." She turns to page to show a chart. "Dog girls have peaked. Bunny girls are big now. We're very bullish on mouse girls next quarter." Another member says "What about cat girls?" Leader says "Old money. No movement." Harriet says "What product are you people allegedly researching, anyway?" Leader says "You ever heard of Castration Movie?"
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 14/10/2026
a kicker to this is now I owe pharmacy techs I used to work with dinner b/c they called dibs on giving me my annual shots and I went to a different pharmacy than that one
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 14/10/2026
as you should!
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 14/10/2026
"move out of the way gay woman, I'm eating ice cream for breakfast!" -my roommate
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 14/10/2026
I'm getting chills hearing that in my head
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 14/10/2026
D+30 (seeing blue Navajo, Pinal and *Cochise* is actually mind-blowing)
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Mattie Electric Air Line @mrbtx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you're hearing it more and more folks, Ginamentum
houstonchronicle.com
Why Gina Hinojosa has our whole-hearted support for Texas governor | Endorsement
An offhand remark as Hinojosa prepared to leave the editorial board meeting stayed with us. “I think people are tired of fighting,” she said.
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 13/10/2026
going and getting my flu and COVID shots on the same day yesterday was the correct decision (both b/c "now's the time!" and the pharmacy I was at offered $20 in store credit for them) and also owwww owiee my arms!
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 11/10/2026
gotta say I don't love the smell at the light rail station post it raining early this morning, it smells like piss
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 10/10/2026
every honest socialist in the US is, tbh
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 08/10/2026
a statement so nauseating I'm having to stop myself from becoming a fire and brimstone pastor. anyway, we will bury these Nazis deeper than the last ones
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 08/10/2026
lol, absolutely the energy there, love to see you do it
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 08/10/2026
dang!!!!!! now that's a glowup!
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Koalagaming08 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 🇦🇲 @koalagaming08.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m in my room, straight up doing Orientalism. The orient in this case? Heh, let’s just say. the other gender
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@OSINT_Monitor: The furry "Ruff Riders" militia (ARC-aligned) has recaptured the Fort Wayne McDonalds from the Sensitive Young Men, Indiana Chapter (NSG-aligned). The Footlocker across the parking lot remains held by the K-On Fan Club (NSG-aligned)
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 05/10/2026
it's still a trainwreck down here 😭
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 05/10/2026
I forgot about that one (I'm not Californian, I was more complaining about Arizona routinely doing that)
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 05/10/2026
marginal improvement over "racial dog whistling: the prop" routinely passing in a landslide 😭
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 05/10/2026
genuinely so thankful Kari Lake is incapable of acting normal, if it was Hobbs vs Taylor Robson, Taylor Robson (who is a fake moderate!) would've won by 10 and I would've been forced out of AZ already
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 05/10/2026
as someone who's down here, they've got nothing left but screaming incoherently. very possible Hobbs wins solidly (this is actually normal for AZ governor re-elections!) and actually gets a trifecta
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 29/09/2026
may I live a life even half as interesting as hers. I think I can pull off similarly wild funeral revelations
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 29/09/2026
it's with much regret I say the morning people are right, it's genuinely better to sleep and rise early. doubly so on a cloudy, slightly rainy and cool morning
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 27/09/2026
football is so stupid sometimes, though ngl even I find this a little funny
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 27/09/2026
maybe it's a good thing I was scheduled to work during the Seattle game this week
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 27/09/2026
I just saw, currently crying in Seattle fan
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 23/09/2026
I'm not even normal at all and I'd somehow be more normal than the median bisexual member of Congress lol
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 23/09/2026
Gallego has pretty much always been fine on labor (local unions love him), it should be noted. he's just also a misogynistic prick
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 23/09/2026
even a broken clock, etc
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 21/09/2026
(in the state senate at least, don't even make me look at the house numbers, damn bloc voting)
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 21/09/2026
oh holy shit, to give you bad of a time those kinda numbers for the GOP, if you had similar in Arizona, that would be an instant Democratic supermajority
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the venga bus isn't coming. they cut service
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
at the toyota dealership asking them to bring out the trucks ISIS has with the guns on the back
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
garden kiss
drawing of two women kissing in a garden filled with warm light, plants behind them
one is wearing a long yellow skirt and a white blouse, the other is wearing jean shorts, a red crop top
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 21/09/2026
you really should!
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 21/09/2026
at my job, I wear a few pins and none has gotten so many questions from coworkers as my Episcopal Church pride shield one. a real conversation starter lol
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 21/09/2026
oh lol, I'm on the "glad we go under noticed relative to our size" contingent. explaining AZ politics to my less political friends who are already leads to looks of total puzzlement
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 17/09/2026
you’re asking me a lot of questions answered by my “it’s not a sex cult” t-shirt
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 17/09/2026
nursing a hopeless crush and shockingly inability to make up my mind re: dinner tonight
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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
metrolink sunrise :)
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 14/09/2026
I didn't even realize we're not even much bigger! (also yay, fellow Episcopalian, there's dozens of us)
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 12/09/2026
I relate to this thought too as an Episcopalian (which is a lot larger than PCUSA, I know; I'm also in a western state where being a young mainliner is more than a bit unusual)
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 12/09/2026
oh dang I wish I had a book recommendation for this b/c I do not and I have some thoughts about it that could use some broader knowledge
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 10/09/2026
not an expert on Texas but notably there are a large number of Republicans who hate Ken Paxton, he got impeached!
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 09/09/2026
I presume it's broadly like what it was like to be online and an Arizonan in 2024, in which case I say "I'm so sorry, been there and it's the worst"
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last Kirkmas, I gave you my neck But the very next day, you shot it away This year, to save me from queers I'll give it to someone special
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 08/09/2026
I will say they're mostly open insanely late and the value isn't bad. though yes those lines are often not worth it
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 24/08/2026
10,000 Years of T-girl Baseball !
White field with baseball threading in the top right and bottom left and stars in the top left and bottom right. Angled text in the middle that reads "10,000 Years of T-girl Baseball"
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glitch will get ya @cassissilly.yuideer.gay · 05/09/2026
I'll absolutely reach out if we end up doing it, we're still trying to figure out our situations. thanks <3
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