Reposted by cassie caosweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age 27993216
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 05/12/2025new research in neuroplasticity reveals that being a happy person can make you happy 053
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 04/12/2025couples who have never met sleep 50% better and argue 90% less, new studies show 0267
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 02/12/2025questioning my decision to print and mail a letter to the CRA in all caps. do you think that will inspire them to give me back my money or 141
Reposted by cassie caoJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/12/2025When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding 7714134
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 01/12/2025always get my period on the first of the month bc my uterus knows we don’t have enough money for a baby after rent 1341
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 01/12/2025i’m so stressed out dealing with my cat’s medical insurance company what do you mean americans have to do this for humans?????????????? OR ELSE THEY DIE??????????? 1133
Reposted by cassie caoweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/12/2025If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference. 826128
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 30/11/2025people who refer to pets as “it” never like it when i say it about their babies 0222
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 28/11/2025i can’t explain it but book of mormon is a christmas musical 1112
Reposted by cassie caoRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 27/11/2025for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs. 926128
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 26/11/2025terrified to send out my writing now and be accused of AI slop i’m literally just basic and i didn’t work on it too hard ok 060
Reposted by cassie caoKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Feeling seen (being left on read) 311348
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 25/11/2025how come anti-vaxxer on facebook have so much energy they never seem depressed maybe they’re onto something 151
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 19/11/2025can tell i’m more balanced as a runner now bc both my knees are equally injured 2333
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 17/11/2025baby penny all ready to emotionally devastate yet another veterinarian in the city of toronto tomorrow morning 💕✨ 2271
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 17/11/2025does playing disco elysium count towards my goodreads goal 0143
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 17/11/2025have decided to keep my crush on the emotionally unavailable loser as a strategic preventative measure against new emotionally unavailable losers entering my life buy my masterclass for $29.99 061
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 17/11/2025it’s ok to take a day off from writing your novel’s just garbage and that happens 0112
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 14/11/2025wonder if my future husband knows i am at home writing little sci fi stories with my cat and hoping he never finds me 0142
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 13/11/2025here is the avg person’s guide to heart rate zone training: zone 5: you’re running! yay zone 4: N/A zone 3: N/A zone 2: walking zone 1: ur dead sry 1111
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 13/11/2025draft zero is an essential part of the writing process bc that is when you come up with all the jobs you should have worked instead of becoming a writer 0122
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 13/11/2025reminder to artists: you do not have to like the art that you make!!! thankfully people with way worse taste than you exist to support your career!!! also it’s dark at 4pm now and that probably has something to do with it too 💕✨💕✨ 0487
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 12/11/2025free speech is out of control who let the boring people have podcasts 0205
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 12/11/2025do people think protecting free speech means i wanna be a dick and also loud about it and also praised for it is that what people think just checking 052
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 08/11/2025gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit 021
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 08/11/2025i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression 0111
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 08/11/2025it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now 092
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 07/11/2025so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool 0184
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 07/11/2025why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america 052
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 07/11/2025political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts 0112
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 07/11/2025feeld but for finding people to go in with on land ownership 1124
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 07/11/2025if ur still dating for love grow up we’re now dating to split a down payment 6 ways so are you poly or what 0459
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 07/11/2025you’ll never believe the one simple hack to having abs is not having a mortgage, husband, or children 020
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 31/10/2025casting a spell on hallow’s eve for the jays to lose so every man who has wronged me in toronto will cry at the same time 010
Reposted by cassie caoFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/10/2025hockey! because you get to go to bed at some point 114332
Reposted by cassie caoJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand 210322
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 24/10/2025if you can’t have rich friends at least make financially irresponsible friends 0215
Reposted by cassie caoSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 29/04/2025god if you give me this i will die laughing 281188110
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 22/03/2025everything i know about workflow management i learned from labeling chests in stardew valley 081
cassie cao @cassiecao.com · 22/03/2025bathed all the lipstick stains off of penny and she’s now whiter than joe biden in the mayo aisle 090
