iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

it should not take an hour of digging through search results for a pretty internet-savvy millennial to find a link to watch a game that happened yesterday. and yet.

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

i hope every person responsible for ai-generated garbage clogging up image search results gets the diarrhea parasite ✨

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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 15/05/2026

Even if they were traffickers, killing them would still be illegal. This is nothing less than a government sanctioned murder spree.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

once again, just spitballing, what if we just provided for everyone's basic material needs

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The level of restraint that I'm currently employing to keep from detailing all the reasons why seeing that particular name in the byline was a real fork found in kitchen moment for me could hold back a tank.

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I’d been about to quote-repost that WIRED article with “I voluntarily signed up to be the digital equivalent of a scab & now I’m being treated poorly 😔” when I glanced at the byline, and… hooo boy, there’s a name I’d been glad to have forgotten.

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Alt: Animated GIF of a yellow cartoon duck smoking a cigarette and chuckling to itself.

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I am once again asking When Will It Happen because this shit is fucking untenable on so many levels.

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Currently one of my wildest, hottest fantasies is that a hiring manager from one of the 8,000 jobs I've applied for in the past two years calls me to say that they must have accidentally missed my application when I sent it, but the role has become available again & they want to hire me on the spot.

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a woman in a purple shirt is holding a bottle of water in her hand .

Alt: Blanche from the Golden Girls spraying herself with water to cool down.

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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 14/04/2026

“Erin Brockovich” (2000) A beautiful example of solid shot design, and stunts, special effects and digital visual effects working together.

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

i need to find a small cluster of west side weirdos who want to shoot no-budget horror shorts for pure love of the game and who DON'T want to "just use ai for this part" because man. mannnn. i'm still bummed out that i had to leave the group i was planning to do this with.

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

my occupation? i trawl through job listings & make endless infinitesimal adjustments to my resume in order to apply for countless jobs that i'm perfectly qualified for. yeah, i've been doing it for about 2 years. no, i am still unemployed. yes, i think about walking into the sea every goddamn day :)

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a man with his eyes closed says it 's fine , im fine , everything is fine

Alt: GIF of Nick from New Girl shrugging as he says, "It's fine, I'm fine, everything is fine."

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Absolutely love to see it. So happy for the people of Hungary 🇭🇺❤️

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Attention Los Angeles and SoCal denizens, there’s going to be a sonic boom between 5-5:15pm tonight from Artemis’ re-entry. Given the state of the world right now, thought y’all might appreciate a heads up. I know I did. Godspeed 🙏🏻 🚀 👨‍🚀

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

signed up for bandana to send me alerts when a position i'm qualified for opens in my particular corner of los angeles, and they won't stop emailing to recommend jobs in san diego. i'm so fucking tired.

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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

oh no, they got Soderbergh? every day is like the ending of Body Snatchers '78 on this site.

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mahsa alimardani @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

We didn't deserve this day.

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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/04/2026

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/04/2026

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 08/04/2026

Ban this entire fucking industry.

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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

This entire administration is just an illegal insider trading grift using the stability and lives of billions of people as bait for gambling profits.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Renowned Iranian composer, Ali Ghamsari and tar virtuoso, announced he will stay at the Damavand Combined Cycle Power Plant. His plan: Create music there as a symbolic effort to shield Iran's infrastructure from attack. @iranscreenshot

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 07/04/2026

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Filing for an extension in case there’s a nuclear war + don’t want to help pay for it

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026

pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

literally don't know what to do. i'm eating fucking raisin bran. even if this particular threat goes nowhere there have already been murders on murders on murders on murders and for what??? so the terrorist in the white house can line his greasy pockets? none of this shit needs to be happening.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

it's wild that we just need 5 - 10 congressional republicans to not suck for this to be over - like they just need to not be total shithead losers for five minutes and they can't even do that bc they actually deeply hate their constituents

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

feels genuinely deranged to just be sitting here eating breakfast while the whole planet is essentially being held hostage by a warmongering rapist pig who won't stop committing crimes against humanity for long enough to notice that his brains are rapidly liquefying.

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

question If someone were trying to distract you from their own crimes, why would they be committing other, even worse crimes? Wouldn’t a better distraction be something that isn’t a crime

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/04/2026

I don’t know how to express this more clearly Every time you do a war I’m against it I’m against it in all forms I’m against from All sides I’m against the careless loss of life

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

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Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 @lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.

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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Like… We cannot go ahead and have the World Cup now like nothing is going on. Regardless of what does or doesn’t happen tonight. Countries should simply refuse to send teams. The rest of the world cannot treat us as a remotely normal country after this

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Bellisimo. I am crashing out too.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Imagine if the roles were reversed and Iran had the madman with nukes. A guy who destroyed a 250 year old democracy in about a year. Started a war for no reason. And then he posted that he was gonna end American civilization. How would you feel about Iranians saying "relax he's not serious"

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i just want everyone, *everyone* to get to live peacefully, that's really it!

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I have nothing to say that matches the gravity of the situation. I just want peace and safety for everyone targeted by the insane whims of a madman.

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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

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cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑 @cassferatu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

When things are relentlessly awful I like to watch that video of the crowd at a Green Day concert singing Bohemian Rhapsody. It just heals something in me when strangers sing together. The audience harmonizing in the middle of this performance of Wild Mountain Thyme does the same thing.

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Laufey, dodie, and Jacob Collier perform 'Wild Mountain Thyme' with NSO | Next at the Kennedy Center

YouTube video by PBS

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Seattle Kraken Game Bot @sea.hockeygamebot.com · 03/04/2026

EBERLE THREADS THE NEEDLE! 🚨🎉 Seattle takes the lead with a snipe that finds the top shelf! Snap shot assisted by Larsson 🍎 and McCann 🍏, 19:19 left in the 1st. Seattle Kraken: 1 Utah Mammoth: 0 #SeaKraken

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