cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 15hThey call me the bookmark because I'm flippin through crease like it's pages in The Silmarillion (also my flat penis) 000
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just watched the new Resident Evil, my second movie ever! 020
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I'm fuckin my way up the corporate ladder, call OSHA 001
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Had a dream the government was trying to control our dick veins and the protests were INSANE 020
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Do celestial bodies have celestial dick and pussy? Celestial boobies? More at 5 000
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cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026She's got me decoding the voynich manuscript for a tiddy pic 120
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Every time you use AI they kidnap a little pixie from the mystical forest and grind it into a fine powder with a mortar and pestle 291
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026They call me the box cutter because... um.... well.... sharp penis.... 030
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Bro looks like his favorite album is, Now That's What I Call Music! 25 030
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026In any other culture I would be worshiped as a god of fertility, but in this house I am, "pool boy" 020
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Gonna start making mommy ASMR videos where I talk like Jack Baker 110
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cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Netanyahu put me in a simulation to try and make me buy 3D printed guns off the dark web 110
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cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My doctor cool and all but why he moan everytime I dap him up 010
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Pussy so good it brought me near death and gave me a zenkai boost 010
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cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Send me into the casino with a quarter and I'll come back pregnant 010
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025"I'm not a witch I swear!" *stands up revealing suspiciously green witches furled finger shaped boner* 010
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025*all holding hands in prayer for Christmas dinner* God is good, God is great, Boobs on screen, I masturbate. 010
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025They're playing pentatonics at work. I yearn for the bullet as if it were a lover. 110
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025New isekai, "Grandpa was laying it down long dick style in another world!!" 110
cas @casperconman.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Appraising my bitches nipples like they're precious diamonds 010
