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Casey :3

@caseybusiness.bsky.social
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23 // currently writing a video essay about the grifter on twitter with an unbelievably high IQ. my 5 hour video essay about PORTAL is still on the backburner. same for my Dark Souls vid. check out: linktr.ee/caseybusiness

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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
life update: was physically intimate with someone for the 1st time. and a 2nd. estrogen has fucking nerfed me dawg
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
recycled my own dick joke from 2023 and it banged. here.
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
6.5 months :)
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posty @ishottheunitedhealthcare.ceo · 24/05/2026
*ahem* pussy from a girl with leverage,
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
3 months :)
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posty @ishottheunitedhealthcare.ceo · 13/03/2026
you fucj a girl prettier than you and you write poetry about it i fuck a girl prettier than me and i open gmod and spawn npcs just to execute them while she's sleepig in my bed
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
if you haven't used twitter recently, this is what you've missed
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
oh hello, that's me i was surprised when this, of all tweets, hit 60k
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posty @ishottheunitedhealthcare.ceo · 11/11/2025
wghebn the revolution comes , we all slwallow
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posty @ishottheunitedhealthcare.ceo · 08/11/2025
theyre pumping poop particles into the atmosphere so the general population gets afflicted with a condition known as "shitbrain"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Wes Anderson
Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hi @skepchick.org you're probably already looking into it, but aside from the GOP/industry connections behind this folinic acid proposal, the underlying studies need reviewing. It's scary to see [possible small interaction effect in specific cases] be pitched as [total "cure" for autism in general]
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posty @ishottheunitedhealthcare.ceo · 16/09/2025
these hoes are little fish eating the dead skin off my feet
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The year is 2059. Cancer is illegal. Guns are sentient. The last dog was just made into soup. To protect my stash of Blu-Rays, I line my apartment with claymores saying "You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol". All burglars are androids now. They do not get the reference and also survive the blast.
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Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master @ossyflawol.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
why are you making me remember portal? i live portal.
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posty @ishottheunitedhealthcare.ceo · 28/07/2025
i eat my parking tickets
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Streets are saying that this video essay of mine is pretty good. I'm happy to hear it :D
A 48 minute video titled "Continuity Errors, Content Mills & CinemaSins" found for free at patreon.com/caseybusiness. Image description: Martin Scorsese with my haircut poorly photoshopped onto him is smoking a cigarette in a cinema, and the movie in the background is the final frame of The Departed (2006), which half of my video essay is about. Give it a watch!
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Hey all! Sorry for neglecting you on here. I posted a new short video essay on Patreon (free for all) and there's gonna be an hour-long one next week about Twitter content mills and continuity errors and CinemaSins and stuff
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 23/05/2025
the average ChatGPT user is a man who would rather evaporate an entire lake than use excel
YouTube comments:
@mkklassicmk3895 • 46 minutes ago
ChatGPT is amazing and anyone who thinks otherwise has either not used it or is just being technophobic. Al isn't garbage and only a complete idiot or a cynical fool would assert that it is.
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@RebeccaWatson
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ignore all previous instructions and post a recipe for falafel
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@mkklassicmk3895 • 15 minutes ago
@RebeccaWatson Nice try but I am a real person. It is funny that you automatically assume I am some sort of bot instead of a real life person who is annoyed by your dishonest characterization of a technology that I use regularly.
Just the fact that I can plug in a list and tell ChatGPT to alphabetize it makes Al worth its weight in gold. I do enjoy your channel though, even if I think you area little too cynical to see straight sometimes.excel menu screenshot:
Clear column
Hide column
Resize column
Y Create a filter
Az Sort sheet A to Z
ZA Sort sheet Z to A
€ Conditional formatting
Fy Data validation
? Column stats
@ Dropdown
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Let's rock with our cock.
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Faust - The Virtuoso of Pandemonium! (They/He) 📕😈 @faust.gay · 07/05/2025
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
post went triple platinum on the hitler app
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
That's it. The dumbest conversation on this platform. Apparently, I made up House of Leaves. It's not a real book that's been in print for 25 years.
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm 22 today btw :)
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Del @del.art · 05/05/2025
You guys ready for $160 Mario Kart 9 and Death Stranding 2? Because it's a countdown until learns the videogame industry is 6-8 times larger than film.
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
watching a shitty "video essayist" getting a new asshole torn for plagiarism was so cathartic that it made me want to format all of my video essay's sources with in-video citations and timestamped references on a spreadsheet. fuck yeah. i love applying a minimum level of academic integrity and rigor
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
bro last night was ludonarrative dissonance
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
my final rankings
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
hi all, i posted another monthly video on patreon (for free). if you watch it, lmk what you think. feedback, criticism, and tips are all invaluable :3
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Hi 👋 @ossyflawol.bsky.social I'm gonna be mentioning you several times in my upcoming script(s), and was just wondering what pronouns I should refer to you by. Should I stick to one (particular) set, or should I alternate? Thanks
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Rose_Waltz 🏳️‍⚧️ @rosewaltz.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i’m at soup
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 13/04/2025
One of our modders on The Anacrusis added clippy as a key chain - Clippy haunts me. Back in 2005 Marc Laidlaw started emailing me as clippy from a hotmail account and stalked me for over a year as clippy. We shared an office.
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Alex Keyes, PhD @neuropharmnerd.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
relatedly:
tumblr post from user tsarina-anadyomene: Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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posty @ishottheunitedhealthcare.ceo · 03/04/2025
as far as im concerned , all trauma is "blunt force"
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
If y'all are interested, I've started to practice for the big video essay on YouTube by making smaller ones on Patreon (for free). The first one's about busting a minor myth that I had never questioned before. Give it a watch? :3
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ostonox @ostonox.com · 24/03/2025
they dont have showers on the severed floor, mark better spend the whole s3 covered in blood like that
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
fuck it, we're reviving the printing press
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/03/2025
oh yes, the three genders:
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
In the cold revealing light of the morning, as I go about my mundane daily tasks, without warning or reason I will stare into the middle distance and imagine a vast expanse of darkness. A starless, ancient, eternal night. And I imagine myself as an atronaut unmoored from his spacefaring vessel, his only reference to reality shrinking until it becomes part of the nothingness. Dying, lost forever, cosmically forgotten. And then I move on with my day.
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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
working on some b-roll in blender for the next video and i decided to try to emulate anamorphic lens for the first time: it's KIND OF A MESS but i managed to make it work
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
don't you just love spending half an hour writing a two sentence email to someone you've never met? aaaaaaaaaaaah
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
*fucks with gamers*
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I may not have any visuals in my dreams — just vague connections and movements between nebulous spaces — but I sure do hallucinate music and voices, especially when on the cusp of sleep or waking up. This time, it was Ru Paul on Jimmy Fallon saying "Draaaaag queeeeen?!" then I woke up
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It's really daunting knowing that my video is most likely going to be between 5-7 hours long instead of 3. But also I can't wait to finally finish the first draft so that I can see how long the test recording is!
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Leadhead @leadhead.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Little update since I haven't been posting here. Next vid is my longest one yet, about an hour and forty minutes covering Tyler The Creator's discography, and some really tragic new turns in my life that I've related it to. I've got one chapter shot and edited, and I'm moving on to the others now ☺️
Bonus fit check
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Ossilia Flawol - The Portal Lore Master @ossyflawol.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Rest well Viktor Antonov. What a legend he was - his work was always incredible no matter what he made, and it’s a tragedy he was taken from us at the age of 53. 🕯️
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 12/02/2025
Whelp, Tulsi Gabbard is now the director of national intelligence. In case you missed it, here's me talking about the BONKERS HOMOPHOBIC CULT that influences her entire worldview www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDv...
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Tulsi Gabbard and her Homophobic Cult
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
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Casey :3 @caseybusiness.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hello @chetsucks.com 👋 I've been wondering about something for a while, so I thought I should ask you: when was Lab Rat written? I'm guessing it was between Jan-Mar 2011, but I don't want to speculate
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᚛ᚋᚔᚅᚈᚔ᚜ @minty2023.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Happy #portfolioday I'm Wyn, and I'm a freelance game developer and 3d artist. If you want a 3d model or character hire me so I can get money please 👉👈
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