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Case Monster

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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 17m
The games fill a niche we don't see anyone else do much of for kid friendly platformers that invest in a story and Sega actually has been good with his cross media promotion. Way better than your typical video game franchise.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 34m
See I read that in Ronald MacDonald's voice and it also fit
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Mac: You guys like me right?
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 44m
See I can be frustrated and have fun at the same time. Onimusha is a perfect example of it, love once everything clicks and I'm able to take out the bosses, it's all worth it.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 3h
The funny thing is people saying Wikipedia is a good starting point were right, but missing the forest for the trees. The summary isn't why it's a good starting point. All those sources at the end makes it probably the best starting point on the internet.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe Christopher Columbus was the guinea pig to make the resurrection technology and they're now using it on Donny.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 4h
"Single since birth" Gee, I wonder why when he'll comment to a woman venting about men commenting on her looks that he doesn't like her looks.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
I think the only "Classic" platforms that would work today are the DS and Wii. The former because of its unique features are hard to replicate and the latter because casuals who aren't interested in a Switch 2 would buy a Wii for nostalgia. 3DS down the road as well, but that's too soon for now
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
Also the software was really lacking. Way too much of it was available on PC/Meta or felt like a tech demo (Horizon Call of the Mountain). GT7 was pulling a lot of weight. And I'm still baffled they never got a port of Half-Life Alyx on it.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
Not surprised Sony's ending their VR. Between AAA single player games, live service games, and VR games, their studios were stretched too thin. One of them had to go and it was clear they were more committed to the first two over VR. Not saying they should have been committed to live service games
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
I can't say I agree with that. PSVR1 was always advertised as a very budget option for PS4 owners, there's nothing wrong with giving a more premium option seven years later. The PSVR2 mistakes were not giving PC support day one (huge for mass adoption) and not giving PSVR1 BC.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
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The Office: Prison Mike, Belle of the Ball
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
Eisenberg is where the movie 100% loses me. The Jolly Rancher bit was where the crack first form. By the time we got to Granny's Peach Tea, I was treating that movie like a full comedy.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
You ever notice every person saying this is either a billionaire or a heavily criticized politician?
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Peacemaker (John Cena): Think There's Any Connection?
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
The duality of "Worst superhero movie ever" from the 2010's
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours!
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O Espetacular Homem Aranha 2
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 5h
Less than one month until my inactive service ends and I'm getting at least three texts or emails to rejoin the army every day. Used to only get about one, maybe two a week. Chuckle every time.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 16h
Dial Z for Zombies- One of the best in the series no question. It knows to keep things simple to set up as many jokes and gags as possible. The amount they get in seven minutes is honestly insane. Homer is MVP here. If you don’t laugh at “He was a zombie?” or Homer in the school, you have no soul.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 16h
King Homer- Another great parody. Mr. Burns once again is so perfect for ToH, Homer’s design as Kong is fantastic, and the jokes all land. Smithers saying “I think women and sea men don’t mix,” is one of the best lines in the series.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 16h
(ToH 3) Clown Without Pity- A near perfect parody. It’s a fun way to get Krusty to try to kill Homer, the jokes mostly land, and the solution is so stupid that it actually works. Only problem is I could do without that Whoopi Goldberg joke
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
They aren't, just wouldn't call them smooth sailing for a lot of people. And this is coming from someone who really likes Spirit Tracks!
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
You say that, but keep moving through Zelda and eventually you hit the DS games. Not everyone can wrap their head around those controls.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
Even then, 5th gen consoles took years to actually catch on. The Amiga CD32, 3DO, and Jaguar were all more powerful than the SNES and Genesis, but failed to catch on before the PlayStation finally received a game library that convinced people to move on.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah, I can't argue with that, these would be the Mt Rushmore of game consoles.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
And with good reason! That's just awful
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
And this isn't even the first time he advocated it this week!
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
It's the cheapest drug out there.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 22h
How people who act hard on the internet look to the rest of us
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Sweet Dee: Tell Me I'm Good (Its Always Sunny)
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Julian Titus @juliantitus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bought a PS5 Pro at launch. It was a stupid amount of money that I justified thanks to some Patreon money and the desire to give my base PS5 to my FFXIV friend that I duo with. 900 bucks is a stupider amount of money, and 1400 is RIGHT OUT. Base PS5 will do you fine.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Announcing this days after one of the most sinister mega mergers of all time sure is a choice
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Anchorman: Super Duper Excitement
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY digger.
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Groundskeeper Willie: Agnes, We've Got Work To Do
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Brandon Whetstone @brandondryrock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lmao all they have to campaign on is xenophobia and transphobia. Any question they get asked, just bring it back to "boys playing girls sports" and "foreigners."
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=duVd...
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sanity is a one trick pony
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Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forza Horizon 6 launches on PS5 on January 26, 2027 alongside first expansion Trailer ▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKo9... #ForzaHorizon6 #PS5
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/10/2026
a sure sign that something is "highly accepted" is if you have to threaten to impose the power of the state against those who don't accept it
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's crazy how adults used to tell us "The Government knows everything about you so they can bundle you into a black van at any moment for sneezing wrong!!" when in reality the corporations were the ones keeping tabs on us for the much more mundane purpose of selling us garbage.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think that would work for a Zelda remake. It works for Final Fantasy because they go all in on the anthology for sequels. They remake Ocarina of Time to that extent and they need to keep it tied to OoT's story/world/themes. Better off just making a brand new Zelda.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It feels like Nintendo is setting people's expectations so they know this isn't going to be as drastic as FFVIIR and REmakes. Those are basically new games built around old locations/stories. This is adding a lot, but not taking that step.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: I can train a model. My wife: All my friends were right. You suck ass
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah, that's still a huge step up from RDR2. PS4/XB1 versions came on two discs (which were capped at 50 GB) and I believe PC is 150 GB.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm guessing 200-250 GB
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I almost died laughing when after reading a third book to my nieces, one of them pulled out "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" and handed it to me. They LOVE when you read to them.
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Next step: Rope in Panda Express
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Microsoft is REALLY proud of screen narration technology. It's not enough to make it default on Windows and Xbox, they have to make that the default on all their games too.
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Hollywood Medical College
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think another big story is how regardless of what Trump heard in his head, MAGA interpreted it as Iran bombing LA and San Diego and actually cheered
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what the fuck what the FUCK
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Case Monster @casemonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dead Ringer- Finally a good one. The Ring is a good parody. Making it a TikTok video rather than a cassette is a perfect modernization and the jokes land well. Best of 32 no question (though the bedtime story between was good too).
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