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Carpe Derpum

@carpederpum.bsky.social
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1967 - current Translator, traveller, eater of good food and drinker of wine, ruiner of otherwise perfectly good parties with acoustic guitar version of Wonderwall. Responsibilities include: opening the door for the cat, forgetting why I came into rooms

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 12h
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11h
I drew that car when I was 4. I think a lot of kids did.
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11h
If we spent every dollar, euro, yen and other forms of currency ever minted or created, from the beginning of money until now, as well as all that will ever be created, and in return we got a healthy climate, it would be the best bargain in the history (and future) of humankind.
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George Jedras @koz581.bsky.social · 17h
It's in their blood!
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 16h
Zionist terrorists
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 17h
I certainly haven't forgotten. I know if there's a bright flash not to look out the window. I know where the closest targets are, how far my house is from them, what the probable yields will be. I have a plan to survive the fallout. I haven't bought iodine tablets yet, but I might do that soon.
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NUKEMAP by Alex Wellerstein
NUKEMAP is a website for visualizing the effects of nuclear detonations.
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Large Johnson @flytyingguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is an example of a functioning Senate
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Harry Eccles @harryeccles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Interesting that the MSM are calling this a failure for the Greens 🤔
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mleroi.bsky.social @mleroi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
x.com/mosababutoha...
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 22h
Defence Secretary Wes Streeting says the UK is providing military assistance to Saudi Arabia because Houthis are attacking civilian targets. Israel has been attacking civilian targets in Gaza for 3yrs, & the UK is still arming the IDF.
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 19h
Russia benefits from having a halfwit narcissist with a fourth-grade vocabulary and the emotional intelligence of a two-year-old as president, but calling him a Russian asset is just projecting wishful thinking, and a Just World Fallacy, a simplistic explanation that circumvents the messy reality.
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 22h
The stock market can hit record highs while people struggle to buy food. Corporate profits can soar while wages stagnate. The economy can grow while public services collapse. Maybe the problem isn't that the economy isn't working. Maybe it's that we keep measuring how well it works for the rich.
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 20h
The chicken is cooked in shit.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 20h
All because Donnie the doddering two-year-old had a fit and shat in the swimming pool of our our closest, most laid back neighbour and ally of all, Canada.
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ThatKaren @wokekaren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If this 👆 is correct Lucas needs to be expelled . . . If Lubna is expelled, I will resign and be politically homeless again. Its all rather sad if the GP fail to get a grip on this hysteria like Corbyn's Labour failed to.
It's time the Green Party kicked out those in It's ranks that are still promoting the conflation of anti-zionism with antisemitism
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This impression is wildly accurate @nbcsnl.bsky.social
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Joy 💙 @sugataai.com · 11/10/2026
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Barbara Cooney @barbaracooney.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#BBC still explaining that Zionism simply means 'the right of Israel to exist'. Far from it: #Zionism is the belief that only one ethnic group has the right to occupy large swathes of the Middle East and that all other groups may be annihilated, displaced or subjugated. It is the epitome of racism.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tremendous selection of pots currently still available on my website at the moment www.roseschmits.com I’m so proud of the sheer variety of shapes and colours I’ve been able to achieve in this series of work, I truly never tire of it Free UK shipping, worldwide shipping available
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"National emergency" in 3... 2... 1...
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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Poetry #Art #Morning It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it - Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bernie Speaks Truth To Trump And AI Billionaires......
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never forget the Greens tripled their vote in Holborn and St Pancras They ran Labour close in one of their safest seats in the country The calls from the MSM and MPs for Polanski to resign are desperate moves from Genocide apologists
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Via BoredPanda.com
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Lynne #TaxTheRich #WelfareNotWarfare. Eco-Socialist. Pro-🇵🇸 @bebsdotteragain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is thanks to a corrupt Labour government… “We are now three years into Britain’s active complicity in Israel’s genocidal rampage through Gaza, one that has left the enclave in ruins and killed and maimed many tens of thousands of Palestinian children” jonathancook.substack.com/p/whats-sham...
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What’s shameful is that no party before the Greens called Zionism racist
Israel was forged out of ethnic cleansing and apartheid. The Greens have very belatedly recognised what should have been obvious all along
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was banned for life from FB for saying that Palestinians and Iranians are human and don't deserve to be slaughtered merely for existing. FB has a Zionist contingency working there who are quietly silencing and removing people who make lucid, compelling commentary about Israel's atrocities.
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Marwood @andmarwood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somewhat suspicious, is it not?
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Scree @screecycle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zack didn't win but they are still terrified of what he can achieve.
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We call those Sunshine in a Basket.
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Labour MPs who have attacked the Green party over their "Zionism is Racism" vote are the same desperate lying fuckers who called Corbyn an antisemite They are all supporters of genocide who shoul be fucking ashamed of themselves
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crumbled columns @crumbledcolumns.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is one of the only politicians that is capable of fucking up this election that should be the easiest of slam dunks
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It would be really cool if one of the 2028 Democrats had beliefs and not a config file full of poll numbers and focus group responses
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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C'mon, Do Something Stickman Meme
ALT: C'mon, Do Something Stickman Meme
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What the fuck are "Israeli security officials" doing in a Paris airport? They should never have been let into the country, much less the airport. And they should absolutely not have anything to do with what is an entirely French issue.
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In 2015 David Cameron privatised the National Fostering Agency, it's now being paid £160m a year straight to a New Jersey tax haven to manage the fostering of just 2,616 children A tax free profit of £61,000 per child, and they don't even provide any care, that's the fosters job
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Ashok Kumar 🇵🇸 @comrade-kumar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seen now in Holborn and St Pancras 👀
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Botswana has universal healthcare.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@CynicalTherapi1   

Rigmarole would be a good name for a complicated pasta dish.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After the umbilical cord has been cut, a nurse spanks the baby for being uninsured.   An illustration in the style of WikiHow depicting a nurse wearing blue medical gloves holding a baby upside down by its feet.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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mleroi.bsky.social @mleroi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
x.com/samardjarrah...
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Even now, Americans go around thanking the "troops" for their "service", thanking them for enforcing global capitalism and Western hegemony with bombs, missiles, warships and bullets. Killing brown-skinned people is such an integral part of the American identity, they've become blind to the reality.
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Carpe Derpum @carpederpum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Supposed introverts: HEY!! HEY!! I'M AN INTROVERT!! HEY!! HEY, YOU!! LOOK AT ME!! I'M AN INTROVERT! LOOK AT ME!!! HEY, YOU!! HEY!! LOOK AT ME!! I'M AN INTROVERT! LOOK AT ME!! I'M AN INTROVERT! HEY, YOU!! HEY!!! Supposed extroverts: /quietly going about their business/ Makes you wonder who's who.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This guy has been and still is my ‘human university’. By that I mean he’s taught, inspired and echoed my inner thoughts & theories more than any other human I’ve ever come across. Here he is talking about humanity’s “circling the drain”. His name — GEORGE CARLIN.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Gaza
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