Reposted by Carly OroszSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 25/07/2025This is such a good point. Ozzy Osbourne had a band called Black Sabbath and invented heavy metal music and Hulk Hogan was in the Rocky movies and had children's shows and action figures. Ozzy is now universally beloved and people are holding marathon forgetting sessions to rid themselves of Hogan. 1038841
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025PSA: If you're moving a big metal bathtub in the bed of your pickup, even if it FEELS like it's not going to go anywhere no matter how many bumps you hit 'cause it's heavier than a dead star...you still need to tie it down. 130
Reposted by Carly OroszDJW 🎨 🔞 @djwaglmuffin.bsky.social · 21/07/2025"I don't want to raise my children! Let's let Visa do it!" That's all I'm hearing right now. Nobody knows what a god damned power button is, or what parental controls are, or, you know , TALK TO YOUR KIDS!media.tenor.combender from futurama says " that 's right "ALT: bender from futurama says " that 's right " 011
Reposted by Carly OroszMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/07/2025you rail against how wasteful AI is since it’s an idiotic technology and yet you meet your basic needs using modern conveniences? interesting. 5089788
Reposted by Carly OroszAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your children are not extensions of you. They are their own people. They have rights. It is your job, should you have children, to protect those rights. And it is the community’s job to call you the fuck out if you’re not doing that. 1144886
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Until my toddler's pronunciation gets clearer, her emotional support stuffie's name will unfortunately be Fuck. 141
Reposted by Carly Orosz⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 17/07/2025It's true; there's just a lot of darkness to muddle through first 🤘🏼😈 18414
Reposted by Carly OroszAdam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Speaking as an academic, and as a punster: I am in awe. 36011
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Got the stinkiest of stink eyes from my oldest this morning because I noticed she'd left her dinner leftovers out the night before and put them in the fridge...not knowing she'd deliberately left them out so they'd spoil overnight and she wouldn't have to eat zucchini casserole. 120
Reposted by Carly OroszTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/07/2025When I talk about my opposite and naked hostility toward AI, people will point to emergent technology in the past that disrupted. But the thing is were I there at the time, I would have been an opponent of that too. This does not mean I am anti-technology, or didn't want the tech to develop. 🧵 15494112
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Oh, the things I could achieve if I had half the tenacity and conviction of a toddler steadfastly refusing to eat her eggs (which she likes and asked for) for some goddamn reason. 020
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 08/07/2025My older kid left for summer camp today, and apparently made us an offer we couldn't refuse on her way out. 😳 040
Reposted by Carly OroszAlex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 15/02/2025We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games! Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI. You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:- www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal 172136495369
Reposted by Carly Oroszroygbiv @bocuma.online · 06/07/2025AI has allowed the most incurious people on earth to briefly surface like cicadas before fizzling out and leaving the landscape dotted with their abandoned husks. Just IMO 1625
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I don't like fireworks, but please enjoy this picture of a well-fed monarch butterfly caterpillar on the butterfly weed plant at my inlaws' house. #gardening #butterflygarden 060
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 02/07/2025The fun thing about the age gap between my kids is, it's just big enough that by the time the older one finally stopped making massive messes by picking up big globs of cooked rice and eating them like apples, the younger one discovered the joys of doing just that. 000
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 02/07/2025SIGHHH. Happy "dinguses you wouldn't trust with a butter knife set off actual explosives the week before AND the week after the actual designated fireworks day, making your kids' sleep worse and giving your pets PTSD" Independence Day to my countryfolk who celebrate, I suppose. 100
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Your daily reminder not to ask ChatGPT for help with your legal troubles. Or your medical questions. Or your homework. Or...anything, really. 19024
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025People have our ice cube trays all tied up making ice cubes (with plain old *water!* Imagine that!) But it's been 90ish degrees out for days and we have some silicone candy molds I could repurpose to make coffee ice cubes, so I guess I can't complain. 020
Reposted by Carly OroszIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 27/06/2025So glad I woke up to see this. Signed. Immediately and without hesitation. ‘Against AI: An Open Letter From Writers to Publishers’ To add your name, please read and sign here: lithub.com/against-ai-a... 21431249
Reposted by Carly OroszChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 26/06/2025If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them. 4345651382
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025The lavender bush that has to be trimmed every year because it hogs the sprinkler head yielded a nice little crop of culinary lavender. Perfect for the one person (me) who likes lavender in our household. #gardening #ediblelandscaping 130
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025A garden ninja paid us a visit last night. Probably to tell us to stop being lazy and put down more mulch. #gardening 010
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Older kid: Mom, I spilled water on my bathroom floor. I need... Me: *reaches for the rags* Older kid: ...a "wet floor" sign. 000
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Got nothing done because I spent the afternoon baking rhubarb pies, but I can't say that I regret it. 020
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 16/06/2025My husband spent the morning teaching our older kid to cut down the small dead tree in our yard (mostly) by herself, making this possibly his most daddish Father's Day yet. 000
Reposted by Carly OroszSuzan the chalant goth @sillysyntax.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I want La Dolce Vita. For 3 days I've been rereading Carmilla. I just finished making veal parm and ate it with ppl I love now I'm gonna read the pretty book on the patio, while birds sing. if I get drowsy I'll fall asleep. When I wake up I'll water my plants. Thankful we're not the same. 5423
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Just to be clear, I've seen my local parks packed with more people for Pokémon Go events. 030
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025If you are an ordinary, pleasant person who isn't a greasy-looking creep or a homicidal Christofascist pig and were saddled with "Vance" as a first or last name before 2024... ...you probably aren't actually entitled to any sort of compensation. But you absolutely *should* be. 000
Reposted by Carly OroszStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks. 2055376636731
Reposted by Carly OroszGod @thegodshow.com · 14/06/2025Imagine still being on Twitter and having the nerve to judge people who use Bluesky. Fucking insanity. 1043164241
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Love the kid logic that leads them to argue you have no right to be upset about them sneaking 11 cookies to their room because they "didn't leave any crumbs." 010
Reposted by Carly OroszRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 13/06/2025A friend just texted to congratulate me on a forthcoming project, about which she learned from ChatGPT. Never mind that I am ... not currently writing a book on the divine feminine... ? Again, again, again: AI is bad and wrong and won't give you accurate info, friends. It's not a search engine. 141272271
Reposted by Carly OroszGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I understand that some vulnerable people are being caught by these things but if you get talked into ruining your life by the magic Speak-N-Spell then I dont know what to tell you 1317021
Reposted by Carly OroszSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12/06/2025look, the only thing worth a damn that trump does is turn on people who support him so you're going to have to forgive me if i get a little pleasure out of it when he's asked about stephen miller and trump says miller looks like he has a fridge in the garage just for human feet 323220
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Like I always tell my kids, be careful what you wish for, 'cause you just might get it... 040
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I wish this light bulb would die properly so we can replace it, instead of hanging around making it look like we shop at 90's Underground Rave Supply or Cursed Liminal Spaces R Us. 040
Reposted by Carly OroszAmalas @amalasrosa.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Saying to be against gen ai “is ableist” is actual ableism! You’re not only dismissing thousands of years of art and work done by disabled people, who have always been creating, but by supporting ai you also cutting off a big source of income for many disabled artists on top of stealing their work 13964425
Reposted by Carly Oroszthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/06/2025the thing about not having an algorithm here is it's ok to have one fucking place that's not a popularity contest. we have the nielsen ratings. we have the charts. we have meta. everything is is already a popularity contest and it fucking sucks, globally. we can have one place where you vibe it out 251224146
Reposted by Carly OroszJodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 10/06/2025My humble brag is that I'd never have known ChatGPT was down if you hadn't told me. 572896
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 11/06/2025There is a CACTUS growing in the rock bed outside the place where my older kid has swimming lessons, and I am confused. We live nowhere near prime cactus habitat. Our winters get far too cold for too long, and our climate is the opposite of arid. How are they doing this?! #gardening #succulents 350
Reposted by Carly Oroszjordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I like how republicans are all LA IS ENGULFED IN THE FLAMES OF ANARCHY and I just got some tampons delivered from cvs. 215731
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Today I discovered that the sound of compressed air being blown through our HVAC vents makes the toddler shout "watersh, watersh!" and demand a drink of water. She's sucked down two full cups of water since it started. 120
Reposted by Carly Orosz𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/06/2025This is what happens when liberal arts majors finally snap. 922721
Reposted by Carly OroszEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/06/2025Left this comment about the current fears that people have over AI and what gives me hope on the Better Offline Reddit and wanted to share. I’m sure I missed something but whatever 11573102
Carly Orosz @carlyorosz.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The best part about having small children is getting fed all sorts of weird, hallucinatory incorrect information without having to ask an LLM. 110