Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 20hWell Mr. Cool J apparently knows more about Clausewitz than me, who had the big C spoon-fed to him in college by a professor. 030
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It’s just racism. It’s the idea that you’re stained with the sins of your countrymen and can’t help but bring their faults here. Because apparently in the land of the free where everyone gets a chance to succeed on their merits, you can never outstrip your stars. 1302
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just finishing a crap workout is something to be proud of! 130
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And given how the other is going, maybe it’s kind of a “less is more” thing. 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026One free trick for those of you in the restaurant biz is if you treat me like a regular after I come into your establishment a few times I guarantee I will come back 1,000 more times. 060
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m sure there will be a perfectly reasonable reason for—checks signature block—[REDACTED ATTORNEY] to black out the zip code of their office. 050
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No Megan I’m auditioning new Hallmark movie titles! 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would love to know what Bezos thinks is the least bad answer here: Is it “well the results we’ve had so far on our trillions of investments have been fair to middling in efficiency gains” or “hell no we’re killing it in extraction from labor all my employees have AI stopwatches in their bedrooms.” 160
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wait hold up just a second What if somebody kisses it 010
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026See the difference between me and Trump I understand is that you can’t give your self a nickname. And you can’t erect a monument to yourself. That @yooty.bsky.social sure has a way with words tho! 110
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ed, you have to help Megan understand that there’s more to life than making everything about legal practice. I mean it’s not like we all sit around posting on social media about it all the time. 120
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean I’m probably like the average Trump voter that I didn’t even know the Institute for Peace existed much less that it had to die 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shakespeare and Austin weep. They did their best work at costume balls. 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Keep your cat-o-nine-tails in the bedroom not the voting booth geez 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you seriously telling me they won’t do Halloween movies?!? Such a huge market missed 120
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m also surprised the reflecting pool is broke and he knocked down part of the White House. Like it’s fair to be surprised by that. 140
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I also notice this statue-kissing movie is not a Christmas statue-kissing movie. 110
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Good point but raises another: there are still a surprising number of people in the “I knew the leopards would eat my face and I freaking love it” club. 330
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ah so your position is there a shortage of Hallmark Christmas content available on other channels. My wife’s playlist begs to differ. 120
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m not surprised the Leaopard-Eating Faces Club exists. I am surprised it is so large. 160
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I see you have a subscription to this channel. Interesting. 120
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Of course this conflict escalated to defamation. The guy’s name is “Putin!” 010
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yes but polling *averages* we live and die by those. 010
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What kills me is that I’m sure there are tons of GOP members who watch this daily walking calamity in the White House and still can break from him—even as he’s dragging them to the depths from 30 points underwater 000
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whoa the only thing that makes sense to me is that Judge Brown has experienced a sudden, serious, undisclosed illness. On spec this just seems like a huge chunk of her docket. Hoping she’s okay. 010
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Happy birthday Sean! Hopefully something Star-Wars/Disney mashup is on tap for your special day! 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“He’s never lost state-wide office.” “Fund-raising juggernaut.” “Smol bean.” 050
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The way to my heart is definitely to link to the documents. 030
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well that’s cause up in Canada, they call it “Old Home Week.” 010
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comDoctor Who Dalek Says 'EXTERMINATE!'ALT: Doctor Who Dalek Says 'EXTERMINATE!' 140
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now you’re just mocking Shakespeare’s mother tongue. 020
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The children started eating it already! Bandits! Miscreants! Thieves! 030
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026On the one hand this chicken & rice I made is amazing and I’m so psyched for the kids to try it in their lunches. On the other I been cooking all day and it’s such hard work! 3321
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is so disheartening. I hate that trans people are being put through this 282
Carl Cecere @carlcecere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What time is sunrise?static.klipy.comGeneral Washington Nobody knowsALT: General Washington Nobody knows 060
