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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I was thinking "eh, do I really want to watch Candlenights? It's just the guys on stage, I'd rather see them do the whole production like previous years." Then @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social did something so sublime I couldn't even laugh, I just stared in awe. Bravo.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
OK Hell yeah, let's just let Jane Wickline do whatever her weird brain does.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
JAJ will go down in SNL history like a Fred Armisen. Just undeniably perfect but understated. #SNL
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
MBMBAM is my favorite program of all time, because they've now done two separate opening bits about how likely they'd be to be convinced of Big Foot's existence. The two instances are very different, and you can tell they have no idea they've done it before. #mbmbam
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I need an even more anonymous and unhinged version of reddit to talk about my thoughts on SNL. #SNL
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
HOW TALL IS BEN MARHALL?? #SNL
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I guess this is my SNL account now. #SNL The new kids are doing so well! Marcello is still such a star in his way and takes up all the oxygen in a scene. Glenn did fine. As is his way.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
me: in the deepest depression and anxiety spiral of my life YouTube: do you wanna watch the entire 9/11/01 episode of Live with Regis and Kelly?
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the horrors persist, but everything's made up and the points don't matter.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
My baby niece said my name for the first time and genuinely, I'll ride that high for a week.
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Barbara Neuhoff @barbaraneuhoff.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
the scene where Tom, Ben, and Gerry are just saying "Bobby Newport" over and over is peak comedy
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I think Timothée Chalamet's angelic bone structure hoodwinked the world into thinking he's a good actor.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Dwight Slappe gets to eat an entire cookie cake today, and if you know what I'm talking about, you're in the same cult as I am. #mbmbam
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I put Love Island on tv for the first time in my life, almost by random. I messaged Amanda about it. Guess what she was watching? Our friendship is COSMIC AND WEIRD.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My corgi and my neighbor's basset hound are deeply in love. However, our neighbors don't really socialize with us. How can I invite their dog over for a play date? (They are both neutered/spayed).
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
put his face on money
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Confirmed - if you get enough Iowan adults around a campfire, they will re-tell their Derecho stories for the 50th time.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Hey Peacock app. I've been watching Brooklyn 99 in order for like 4 days. I paused in the middle of an episode. Why do I have to scroll down 4 times to Continue Watching?!!?!?!?!!?
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
oh you're looking for a documentary to emotionally destroy you as much as Dear Zachary did? May I suggest Take Me Out Feet First. What a beautiful tribute ❤️
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Anyone else glance over at their dog after 15 minutes of inattention and they're just staring at you. Hi bud, I didn't realize you needed eye contact at this moment
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I love The McElroy Family Clubhouse SO MUCH, but it must be the most inaccessible intro to their comedy they've ever conceived. This ones for the fans. @themcelroyfamily.bsky.social
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I know everyone is different but when people say "this is the only movie that I've ever come close to crying at" or something, I get a window into such a different world because I'll cry at the logos before movies sometimes. I cry at movies I don't even like lmao.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I love my dental office, but I need a "no small talk" option when I check in. The hygienist asked me "What do you guys do for fun?" IDK I sit on my couch a lot. I'd much rather listen to them talk about their lives than ask about mine.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
By virtue of being married to me, Zach has probaby listened to more MBMBAM than almost anyone on earth. He's an honorary citizen of Trav Nation.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Finally watching Chimp Crazy, and doubling, tripling down on my stance that primates should not be captive ever. Period.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I just want to talk about why Colin Firth put so much garlic in his car trunk in Love Actually. Where ya goin with all that garlic, bud?
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Reminder to future Carly: you're going to use the same Christmas wrapping paper for years so don't cheap out.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Doing something I haven't done in 25 years. Switching my Subway order. Pray for me.
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Carly @carjoreis.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ok, Texas. Buc-ees was worth the hype. Maybe even undersold it.
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