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Carissa Holohan

@carissa.science
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Principal HPC Network Architect at Argonne National Laboratory - Opinions are mine, not my employer's! - I make supercomputers talk to each-other! - ⚧ MTF - She/Her ⚠️This account is rated M for Mature!⚠️ Formerly @CarissaHolohan on the BirdSite™️

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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 17h
The full list of drugs that were implicated is at www.aggenericdrugsclaims.com/English/Drug...
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Welcome to the class action settlement. This site may include Frequently Asked Questions, Claim Form, Notice, Settlement Agreement, Complaint, Important Dates and Other Documents in regards to the s...
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 17h
Anyone who bought generic prescription drugs from 2009-2019 may be interested in following this price-fixing case and filing a claim, but I want to bring it to the attention of transfeminine folks: spironolactone and estradiol are on the list of drugs that were impacted. www.aggenericdrugsclaims.com
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Welcome to the class action settlement. This site may include Frequently Asked Questions, Claim Form, Notice, Settlement Agreement, Complaint, Important Dates and Other Documents in regards to the s...
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 30/09/2026
Darth Maul narrating USCSB videos was not on my 2026 Voice Acting Bingo Card but I’m here for it. (Though admittedly, I’ll always associate Sam’s voice with his role as Aidan from Being Human)
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 25/09/2026
Just in case anyone is concerned: if you’re interviewing with our facility, bring whatever beverage you like. If you’re lacking hydration, let us know and we’ll swing by the water fountains or the vending machines or the campus Starbucks. We want you to flourish, not fret about trivialities.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 20/09/2026
Reposting my brother's campaign for the weekend crowd. Check the original thread for more details.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 17/09/2026
If you're able to help out in any way, even just by sharing the fundraiser, we'd greatly appreciate it. gofund.me/efb5f6f76
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Donate to Healing and Rebuilding After the Storm, organized by Gerald Holohan
For more than a decade, my main goal has been to keep my children safe, loved, a… Gerald Holohan needs your support for Healing and Rebuilding After the Storm
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 17/09/2026
Gerald and I both know the importance of therapy, having grown up with a violent father, but we didn't have the means to pursue treatment until adulthood. We're hoping to help his kids grow into young adults with the right tools to manage their trauma, so they don't have to learn it later as we did.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 17/09/2026
Years of litigation costs are still dragging the family down, and both kids are now in therapy and working to heal the damage from years of trauma: they're doing well in school, music, and sports, and my brother is now looking to secure funding to ensure they can continue necessary trauma therapy.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 17/09/2026
Every kid deserves a peaceful home where they can thrive. My brother has been working hard to build a loving, safe home for his two kids, but the financial burden of rescuing his children from the violence and substance abuse perpetrated by their mother still weighs heavily on his family.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a Movie: Contact Lens
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 27/02/2025
I had discovered the magic of dialing "atdt *67," before my local BBS, which disabled Call Waiting, allowing me to send all my mother's random junk callers to a busy signal - much to her dismay. That was incentive enough for her to finally get me a "teen line" of my own and then I was UNSTOPPABLE!
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 27/02/2025
I started at 2400 and I just remember how awesome it was to be on that first T1 line. Zoom!
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 27/02/2025
Once in a while, my brain has a “record scratch” moment when I remember how crazy fast 1.544Mbps was… as I’m measuring my current network in literal *hundreds* of Tbps. I then slowly reboot, with all the 5.25” drive clunking of an Apple ][
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 26/02/2025
My callboy? Electric.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 24/02/2025
Illinois respects the sovereignty and borders of Ukraine — now and always.
 Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression. 
 Slava Ukraini!
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WebCanids Comics! 🦊 @webcanids.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Some useful fennalgebra... Check out my animated series over @bsky.fireflycitystories.com :D #art #furryart #webcomics
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 21/02/2025
Suspenders girl here, A+ 💯
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 10/01/2025
once an intern and now our Sustainability Specialist, you might remember him from our favorite content such as sewer shanty
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 20/02/2025
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a cartoon of a lion wearing a crown with the words i see what you did there below it
ALT: a cartoon of a lion wearing a crown with the words i see what you did there below it
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 19/02/2025
My Electronics I professor, way back in 2000, once said (after his math came out wrong by a few volts): “In science, an order of magnitude is usually good enough.”
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 19/02/2025
Sometimes, you just have to walk over to your supercomputer and rip a power cord out to remind it who’s the boss. Take that, switch x6101c0r47b0! You will forward packets, and that’s an order!
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 18/02/2025
We did a lot of labs that crossed into frequencies in the “longwave” region and I recall the lm358 because it was good for such a wide bandwidth right up to about a MHz. Been so long since I played with wibbly waves in their analog form though 😰
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 18/02/2025
Gotta love the LM358 💕 I may have accidentally turned a couple of those into magic smoke in the lab back in school… 🤪
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Christos Argyropoulos MD, PhD, FASN 🇺🇸 0kale/acc @christosargyrop.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We are about to accumulate a wealth of data on immunosenescence , oncology , cardiovascular disease , auroimmunity and neurodegeneration.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 16/02/2025
A garish metal sign from a cheap factory intended to be used as a kitsch decoration. Artwork in the center is a fox sitting in the snow surrounded by trees. The text around the art says "Once upon a time, there was a girl who really loved foxes. It was me, the end."
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 15/02/2025
the Breakfast Club was released 40 years ago today
side by side image of detention basins. the left image is labeled “detention basin” and the right image is the same basin but features the Breakfast Club in the middle. it is labeled “saturday detention basin”
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 14/02/2025
The roses are red, The violets are too… Your blue and green channels Are not coming through!
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 13/02/2025
I just remember "Seattle is rainier than everywhere else"
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 13/02/2025
... you know, come to think of it, I could probably trade my still-factory-sealed Balto LD for a fursuit, to the right maker 🤔
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 12/02/2025
Clearly an act of academic impropriety!
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 12/02/2025
That teacher had been unfair before, and claiming I used foul language was pretty serious, so my parents demanded a private meeting with the principal… My mother insists my father didn’t raise his voice, but suffice it to say, the school administrators were always kind to me after that incident.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 12/02/2025
In 5th grade, I told a kid who insulted me to “shut your big ugly mouth!” My teacher somehow heard “… big fucking mouth!” I was immediately suspended from school for a day and banned from performing in the choral show that week.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 09/02/2025
perhaps the best halftime show ever was the one that relied most on efficient storm drain infrastructure. interesting.
Prince performs in the rain at half time at Super Bowl XLI, Alamy photo
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 08/02/2025
I always chat with our cleaning staff and thank them for their help, they’re an important part of the biological system of The Facility! They frequently speak Spanish, so I slipped into Spanish while sharing the elevator this week and got a surprised “You speak Spanish?!” with gleeful excitement 🥰
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CYPHERPUNK EXTREMISTS @wolfennar.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Public facing IPs/ports are just pvp enabled
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 06/02/2025
... I totally read this, in my head, in the voice of @miniminuteman.bsky.social
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 04/02/2025
Which shop? Clearly I need to leave the house once every blue moon.
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Patrick Seitz @patrickseitz.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 31/01/2025
See also: Gordon Food Service, gfsstore.com for those of us further east! They’re a bulk restaurant supplier with no membership required.
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Gordon Food Service is a prominent family-owned food distributor in Grand Rapids, MI, serving restaurants, healthcare, and schools.
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earses @howlitzer.art · 30/01/2025
you run the docker containers with compose. you can run it in the pod on podman. with the kubernetes. you run the pods in the kube with helm, in the pod, in podman, the man with the pods. in the kube. the man with the pods is at the helm. at the dock. put the containers in the pod at the dock.
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 27/01/2025
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid meme, in which all portions of the pyramid are filled with a single text copied from the quoted video: "A car full of people pulls up just to tell you you're cute for like 3 minutes straight"
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 27/01/2025
It’s pretty typical to need a splitter for attenuation on circuits dedicated to a single modem instead of multiple household TVs/STBs. My Comcast Business circuit needed a 4 port split to drop ~7.5dB to avoid overdriving the modem. Signal levels from the pole are usually hot enough for 4+ receivers.
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 23/12/2024
Wait, I thought heterodyne was a sexual preference, not a gender?
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 23/12/2024
Blubhub
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 20/12/2024
5 all the way.
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Service Heckhound 🏳️‍⚧️🐕‍🦺 🔜 MFF, Magfest @harleighdog.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Y'all mean to tell me Chicago has bulls, bears, AND cubs? Just how gay is this town, exactly? 👀✨️
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 07/12/2024
My student loan applications for the following school year were rejected due to the hospital “payment plan” being a collections account. The school said I couldn’t have any student loan money or student aid until all my existing accounts were “current”. I had to move all the debt to new credit cards
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Carissa Holohan @carissa.science · 07/12/2024
I had an emergency appendectomy 24 years ago, after it burst suddenly one night, with no symptoms or warning signs, my Freshman year of college: and it *did* bankrupt me. It nearly prevented me from continuing through school after my Freshman year of undergrad.
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