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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

“I enjoy watching the TV show The Pitt” - this is what all you The Pitt fans sound like 🙄

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Fucker Bowl

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Okay fine I’ll marry Rob Schneider. I can fix him.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

love to live in 2025

USA Today website with BREAKING NEWS: President Trump says DOJ will seek the death penalty for anyone charged with murder in Washington, DC and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged: Live updates on proposal, see the ring

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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Forget the reviews and hot takes, the only thing I want to know is which White House staffer was charged with informing Trump about the South Park episode and how

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

If you could go back in time would you kill Baby Grok?

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

Roy Scheider in Jaws saying his famous line “I hate that fucking shark! I'm going to kill it.”

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Eric Szyszka @szyszka.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I'd like to play a doctor in season 2 of The Pitt that keeps saying "morgue?" whenever anyone is rolled in.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I’d have to say my favourite is their cover of “Hurt” by Johnny Cash

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Star Wars never specifies how long ago “a long time ago” is. It could all be happening in the 1920s

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole

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Chris Bowen @chrisbowenmp.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Breaking: the Coalition

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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 14/05/2025

i am experiencing trauma

Someone tweeted at Grok asking "can you explain what’s happening to your replies? Also pretend you are Jar Jar binks while doing it" and Grok replies "Mesa Grok, oopsie! Yousa askin' 'bout da replies, but mesa tinks yousa meanin' da big talk 'bout South Africa, yah? Da "white genocide" talk is mucho controversial. Some say white farmers gettin' attacked too much, like 214 attacks a year, and political words like "kill da Boer" makin' it worse. But courts sayin' in 2025, dis genocide talk is "not real," just crime, not racial. Farm murders droppin', and both black and white farmers hit, mostly for robbery. Mesa sees da debate hot, with Trump helpin' some farmers move to USA, but South Africa says no persecution. Mesa confused by all dis chatter, but crime's da big issue, not genocide, methinks!"

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

they should never have been in this series

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

hbo original (complimentary) max original (derogatory)

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Tom Cruise (suicidal): in the next one I want to get shot with a cannonball

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Bottlerocket is at work @bottlerocket.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

There is a specific kind of soul crushing dread whenever Dr. Dennis Whitaker is forced to do chest compressions in the pitt. You get to see him basically see him nohack speedrun the 5 stages of grief.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

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Eric Szyszka @szyszka.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I stand by this.

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A Gunston @aguns.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Man, I have the schadenest freude right now. #auspol

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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

BREAKING Terrified man flees Kooyong street after being chased by roaming gang of Amelia Hamer signs. "I'm too afraid to go out shopping now" the man said, who wished to remain anonymous for his own safety. #AusVotes

Created image of man running away down a footpath from multiple election signs for Amelia Hamer

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

[opens the feel like shit app] hey why do i feel like shit

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

People say Shakespeare is a genius but I bet I could’ve written all those plays if I’d been born at the same time as him and had all the experiences he had and was genetically identical to him

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chris @tallghost.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

David Byrne timidly exits a waterlogged suit and scuttles across the sizzling sand. Until he locates an improbably larger suit, he will be left vulnerable to seagulls and other hungry predators. At last, salvation: He finds an abandoned gray suit in a tide pool and crawls into his spacious new home.

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

willem dafoe

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

you know that bunny was thinking about it

The Easter Bunny walks up behind Donald Trump and Melania Trump on a balcony at the White House

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

When your cat escapes and your neighbor returns him.. 😅

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

i wish walton goggins was real

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

So happy for all of Adam Scott's recent success, and can't help but feel I share a small part of it myself as someone who's been there since I Love Films, I Love I Love Films, You Poppin' My Stones? and What's Your Fuck Style?

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