Reposted by Cari CohornThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown theonion.com/unambitious-loser-with… 1892453
Reposted by Cari CohornElana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It is Specifically Dolly Parton #CountryRockSunday. Bon Jovi’s Lay Your Hands On Me was always a country gospel song but I didn’t realize it till Dolly covered it. Here she’s doing it live with original guitarist Richie Sambora.youtu.beDolly Parton & Richie Sambora - Lay Your Hands On Me (Live From Glastonbury Festival 2014) (ProShot)YouTube video by Bon Jovi Live Concerts - Official Bootlegs Channel 3142
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m way late to the party reading @dahlialithwick.bsky.social ‘s Lady Justice. The chapter about Alex Kozinski a hard read. His behavior was an “open secret” when I was a law student. Let’s PLEASE stop allowing that. God, our profession - with such access to the levers of power - HAS to do better 010
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton are degenerate pieces of shit 111
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This might now become a #Valkyries fan account. I’ve attended literally 1 game and love them so much 000
Reposted by Cari CohornKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026When guys are like “that’s not rape, all my friends have done that,” that’s exactly what we’re talking about. That’s the problem. Rape is so common and unpunished that a guy could casually reveal all his friends are rapists and not see it as a problem. 6661681470
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Y’all, my boy Max is missing. If you’re in Hercules and see him, please help bring him home 000
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I am 3 months post ACL repair and meniscectomy. Physical therapy is mean, and I’m pushing 50. Life’s hard sometimes. 000
Reposted by Cari CohornMike Thompson @passwordismiket.bsky.social · 29/04/20261966-1999: SCOTUS rejects various challenges to VRA 2006: VRA reauthorized with 98-0 senate vote 2008: Obama elected 2013-2026: SCOTUS dismantles VRA 01079400
Reposted by Cari CohornClive Thompson @clivethompson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Behold the "challenge coin" the federal government is giving to folks who worked on Minneapolis detentions and deportations it's both predictable -- the sort of garish video-game conflict imagery in which Trump's administration revels -- and grotesque talkingpointsmemo.com/news/staff-a... 3940678
Reposted by Cari CohornAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 27/03/2026250 years ago, we fought a war to get a King’s name off our laws. Now we’ve got a President trying to Sharpie his name onto our currency and brand the government like a hotel chain. We didn’t trade a crown for a gold-plated ego. This is a Republic, not a franchise. 631942553
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I just saw Siberian Huskies described as “professional negotiators” and “notorious escape artists.” I have never in my life seen anything more accurate on social media. 000
Reposted by Cari Cohornsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026“Mr President, your approval ratings are in the toilet, the economy is looking increasingly brittle, and you are sailing one tide ahead of a swarm of personal and corruption scandals. The midterms are looking ominous.” “What if I started a war of choice and made gas $7 per gallon this summer?” 301280276
Reposted by Cari CohornDavid Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Trump said he could end the Ukraine war in 24 hours. He had no plan. Trump said he could deliver better and cheaper healthcare. He had no plan. Trump said he he would rebuild US infrastructure. He had no plan. Trump has no plan for Iran. Just blow shit up, kill some people, and see what happens. 661333506
Reposted by Cari CohornSarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources. 6474119813894
Reposted by Cari CohornJoe Robertson @joro.bsky.social · 12/02/2026More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...apple.newsIdaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC NewsAbout 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit. 23475503921
Reposted by Cari CohornAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/01/2026DUCKWORTH: If it's true that we are not at war with Venezuela, will you advise the president to rescind his invocation of the wartime Alien Enemies Act? RUBIO: That was a mechanism to remove people from our country that present great danger D: It's a wartime act. Are we currently at war? R: No 449131254015
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Y’all, I tore my ACL. And I got prescribed 800 mg ibuprofen pills. Yep - take some freakin Motrin, and have fun w surgery and PT 🤬 100
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Here’s some beauty and strength, at a moment when I (and maybe you too) really needed to see some of both. 010
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The entire world now knows (if it didn’t before) that US law, and as far as the US is concerned, international law doesn’t mean a goddam thing to the Trump administration. The UN Security Council has to do something - with teeth. 000
Reposted by Cari CohornMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 04/01/2026If ever there were a time you might want a separate but equal branch of the United States government to run a check on the president, it would be now …. 488179923585
Reposted by Cari CohornMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025On Election Day, the president announces that he will defy a court order so as to deprive millions of Americans of food. 17457149
Reposted by Cari CohornRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown. 1025228298700
Reposted by Cari CohornThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧 695297496941
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025The pilot of #SportsNight is one of the best tv episodes of all time 000
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I cannot think of a clearer way to state my position than: FUCK ICE and I will fight for the 1st amendment until my dying breath www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...dhs.govDHS Calls for Media and Far Left to Stop the Demonization of President Trump, His Supporters, and DHS Law Enforcement | Homeland SecurityFollowing the evil act of political violence witnessed in the country last week and two attempts to resist arrest resulting in severe injuries of ICE law enforcement officers—one being drug by a car a... 130
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Gosh, I almost cared about Illinois football for a minute 000
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Hey @modpizza.com terrible experience today. Been on hold hearing how much customer care is interested. My pizza is soup. (Yes, I ordered 2 drizzles. But I expected them to be drizzles.) I literally ate 1 bite. 000
Reposted by Cari Cohorn🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/08/2025"Be evil." 223740
Reposted by Cari CohornJeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 13/08/2025There is one answer to this question -- race -- but it's not the answer the #BrokenPost gives. Our national media are racism-blind. 1/ 1429491
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I just (finally) finished reading my dad’s first novel. I know I’m biased, but I am honestly really impressed! It’s a good read, and I’m really looking forward to the second book in the series (coming out in August or September). I’m proud of and happy for my dad! 030
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2025the worst part of me wants to DUNK on red states when they need help. Their reps delighted in gutting FEMA, so part of me wants to let them get what they deserve. I WILL NOT lower myself to their level. I wont have MAGA values. I won’t allow Trump/his acolytes to bring out the worst in me. 010
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I joked yesterday that you don’t fire all the gay folx BEFORE you plan the parade… but Ifill’s joke is funnier. 020
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Y’all, I am exhausted after marching today… but I have 3 dogs snuggling me right now. All is well 020
Reposted by Cari CohornJohn Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Hit the streets tomorrow. Be nonviolent. Be joyfully defiant. Be defiantly joyful. Ridicule him. Condemn fascism. Oppose I.C.E. Affirm diversity. Embody America. Love your neighbor. Refuse to be intimidated. Be safe. Be loud. Be encouraged. #NoKingsDay 344140404132
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025It’s been a week since we had to say goodbye to our much-loved Brody. He was one of the absolute coolest cats ever to grace this world. I miss him deeply. May his afterlife be filled with an endless supply of water glasses to knock off tables, nightstands, and tv trays… and big dogs to keep in line. 120
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Today I learned that the standard serving size for Otter Pops is SIX pops. Are there really people out there eating six Otter Pops in one sitting? Also, I’m expecting a terrible ice cream headache any minute now… 000
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Waiting for the court to rule on a motion it took under submission…media.tenor.coma cartoon cat is standing in a hallway looking at something .Alt: Cartoon cat pacing impatiently 120
Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I’m doin’ laundry and listening to SCOTUS arguments. How’s your morning going? 020