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Cari Cohorn

@caricohorn.bsky.social
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Litigating, lovin’ on my pets, and watching trashy TV (and a ton of college football). Employment lawyer. Nerd.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown theonion.com/unambitious-loser-with…
Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Angry quadruped mammal says that this meeting could have been a fist fight
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It is Specifically Dolly Parton #CountryRockSunday. Bon Jovi’s Lay Your Hands On Me was always a country gospel song but I didn’t realize it till Dolly covered it. Here she’s doing it live with original guitarist Richie Sambora.
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Dolly Parton & Richie Sambora - Lay Your Hands On Me (Live From Glastonbury Festival 2014) (ProShot)
YouTube video by Bon Jovi Live Concerts - Official Bootlegs Channel
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m way late to the party reading @dahlialithwick.bsky.social ‘s Lady Justice. The chapter about Alex Kozinski a hard read. His behavior was an “open secret” when I was a law student. Let’s PLEASE stop allowing that. God, our profession - with such access to the levers of power - HAS to do better
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton are degenerate pieces of shit
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This might now become a #Valkyries fan account. I’ve attended literally 1 game and love them so much
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
When guys are like “that’s not rape, all my friends have done that,” that’s exactly what we’re talking about. That’s the problem. Rape is so common and unpunished that a guy could casually reveal all his friends are rapists and not see it as a problem.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Max is home!!!
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
She’s pretty 😍
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Y’all, my boy Max is missing. If you’re in Hercules and see him, please help bring him home
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I am 3 months post ACL repair and meniscectomy. Physical therapy is mean, and I’m pushing 50. Life’s hard sometimes.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Insecure men fear strong women with cute socks.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
At my ortho surgeon’s office today
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Mike Thompson @passwordismiket.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
1966-1999: SCOTUS rejects various challenges to VRA 2006: VRA reauthorized with 98-0 senate vote 2008: Obama elected 2013-2026: SCOTUS dismantles VRA
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Clive Thompson @clivethompson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Behold the "challenge coin" the federal government is giving to folks who worked on Minneapolis detentions and deportations it's both predictable -- the sort of garish video-game conflict imagery in which Trump's administration revels -- and grotesque talkingpointsmemo.com/news/staff-a...
alt="A pentagram shaped image that looks like a metal medallion. At the top is a skull wearing a military helmet with glowing red eyes and two machine guns pointing out of its ears, below that is the text “operation Metro Surge Minnesota” with the text below that saying “one nation under God”. Below that aer images of Donald Trump and another white men both looking stern and angry, and below that 5 figures clothed in military tactical equipment, with face masks, helmets, and Appear to be machine guns or sniper rifles with these logos on their chests: Bortac, Hsi SRT, FPS, Borstar, Border patrol. At the bottom is a German Shepherd looking at the viewer with its mouth open. The overall impression is grim, with the esthetics of a badly designed early 2000s video game"alt="An image of pentagonal metal medallion. At the top is a skull in a military helmet with glowing red eyes and two machine guns crossed behind it, and beneath that is a scene of several soldiers wearing full tactical gear and carrying some sort of banner that looks vaguely like an American flag (a large blue field of stars with tiny red and white stripes at the fringe). Behind them a military helicopter in a dark cloudy sky descending on an explosion; the explosion has what appear to be six or seven rocket tracers coming out of it. The helicopter is shining a spotlight down on the ground. The whole thing looks like a terrible video game from the 1990s, and carries the unmistakable whiff of AI generated design"
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 27/03/2026
250 years ago, we fought a war to get a King’s name off our laws. Now we’ve got a President trying to Sharpie his name onto our currency and brand the government like a hotel chain. We didn’t trade a crown for a gold-plated ego. This is a Republic, not a franchise.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I just saw Siberian Huskies described as “professional negotiators” and “notorious escape artists.” I have never in my life seen anything more accurate on social media.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“Mr President, your approval ratings are in the toilet, the economy is looking increasingly brittle, and you are sailing one tide ahead of a swarm of personal and corruption scandals. The midterms are looking ominous.” “What if I started a war of choice and made gas $7 per gallon this summer?”
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump said he could end the Ukraine war in 24 hours. He had no plan. Trump said he could deliver better and cheaper healthcare. He had no plan. Trump said he he would rebuild US infrastructure. He had no plan. Trump has no plan for Iran. Just blow shit up, kill some people, and see what happens.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Joe Robertson @joro.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
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Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News
About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/01/2026
DUCKWORTH: If it's true that we are not at war with Venezuela, will you advise the president to rescind his invocation of the wartime Alien Enemies Act? RUBIO: That was a mechanism to remove people from our country that present great danger D: It's a wartime act. Are we currently at war? R: No
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Are we great again yet?
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Y’all, I tore my ACL. And I got prescribed 800 mg ibuprofen pills. Yep - take some freakin Motrin, and have fun w surgery and PT 🤬
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Here’s some beauty and strength, at a moment when I (and maybe you too) really needed to see some of both.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
An amazing, dizzying, nauseating thread.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The entire world now knows (if it didn’t before) that US law, and as far as the US is concerned, international law doesn’t mean a goddam thing to the Trump administration. The UN Security Council has to do something - with teeth.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If ever there were a time you might want a separate but equal branch of the United States government to run a check on the president, it would be now ….
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 03/01/2026
Very good point:
Screenshot of a tweet from @ryangrim dated 3 Jan 2026 reading: "It’s important to remember that Trump genuinely believes, and was told repeatedly by Rubio, that Venezuela had a hand in manipulating voting machines to help Biden win in 2020. What Trump did today must be understood in the context of that paranoid lunacy."
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
On Election Day, the president announces that he will defy a court order so as to deprive millions of Americans of food.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Yes, yes, yes! Thank you , Portland!
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This is delightful!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The pilot of #SportsNight is one of the best tv episodes of all time
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I cannot think of a clearer way to state my position than: FUCK ICE and I will fight for the 1st amendment until my dying breath www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
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DHS Calls for Media and Far Left to Stop the Demonization of President Trump, His Supporters, and DHS Law Enforcement | Homeland Security
Following the evil act of political violence witnessed in the country last week and two attempts to resist arrest resulting in severe injuries of ICE law enforcement officers—one being drug by a car a...
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Gosh, I almost cared about Illinois football for a minute
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Hey @modpizza.com terrible experience today. Been on hold hearing how much customer care is interested. My pizza is soup. (Yes, I ordered 2 drizzles. But I expected them to be drizzles.) I literally ate 1 bite.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/08/2025
"Be evil."
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Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
There is one answer to this question -- race -- but it's not the answer the #BrokenPost gives. Our national media are racism-blind. 1/
why maga has seized on dc crime as a symbol -- and a target
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
SMOL friend
Orange kitten. Very snuggly.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I just (finally) finished reading my dad’s first novel. I know I’m biased, but I am honestly really impressed! It’s a good read, and I’m really looking forward to the second book in the series (coming out in August or September). I’m proud of and happy for my dad!
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
the worst part of me wants to DUNK on red states when they need help. Their reps delighted in gutting FEMA, so part of me wants to let them get what they deserve. I WILL NOT lower myself to their level. I wont have MAGA values. I won’t allow Trump/his acolytes to bring out the worst in me.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I joked yesterday that you don’t fire all the gay folx BEFORE you plan the parade… but Ifill’s joke is funnier.
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Y’all, I am exhausted after marching today… but I have 3 dogs snuggling me right now. All is well
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hit the streets tomorrow. Be nonviolent. Be joyfully defiant. Be defiantly joyful. Ridicule him. Condemn fascism. Oppose I.C.E. Affirm diversity. Embody America. Love your neighbor. Refuse to be intimidated. Be safe. Be loud. Be encouraged. #NoKingsDay
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It’s been a week since we had to say goodbye to our much-loved Brody. He was one of the absolute coolest cats ever to grace this world. I miss him deeply. May his afterlife be filled with an endless supply of water glasses to knock off tables, nightstands, and tv trays… and big dogs to keep in line.
Big orange and white cat with little black and gray cat, chilling on a plush door matTiny sleeping orange and white kittenTiny, fuzzy kitten playing with toyBig orange and white cat cuddling with little black and gray cat on a quilt my mom made
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Today I learned that the standard serving size for Otter Pops is SIX pops. Are there really people out there eating six Otter Pops in one sitting? Also, I’m expecting a terrible ice cream headache any minute now…
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Waiting for the court to rule on a motion it took under submission…
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a cartoon cat is standing in a hallway looking at something .
Alt: Cartoon cat pacing impatiently
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Cari Cohorn @caricohorn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I’m doin’ laundry and listening to SCOTUS arguments. How’s your morning going?
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