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Party games for horrible people. Support & apply for our 12th annual Science Ambassador Scholarship! www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com/SAS Buy our family-friendly favorites. www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com/Shop/Family

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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 29/09/2026
The Super Box is available in the US and CA right now: www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/products/sup...
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Cards Against Humanity: Super Box
A new 300-card supernova of comedy for 2026: the dumbest year yet.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 25/09/2026
Get yours here: www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/shop/family
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Family - Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
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Ian Hebel @lankyyanky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd rather put this as a bumper sticker on my Tesla than the "bought before we knew he was crazy" ones
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 25/09/2026
Did you know there’s a Family Edition of Cards Against Humanity? Now you do. Link in bio to teach your children a sense of humor. Credit & permission @/thenortheastquine on IG
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Digital Prophet @digitalprophet.online · 21/09/2026
I don't wear hats, but I got the bumper sticker. My car's ass speaks only the truth.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 21/09/2026
Get yours right here: shop.sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com/products/off...
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Official Member Cap
Shield your eyes from UV rays with a veil of truth.100% cotton unstructured dad cap. Direct-to-Film. Hideaway strap with brass hardware.
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☭VityaTheReverseOrphan𖤐𓃶 @thereverseorphan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@cardsagainsthumanity.com Zero regrets on this Cant wait for the end result^^ Fk that manchild
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 17/09/2026
And our brand-new take on our favorite folk party game, Contact! 100% of profits go directly to the Science Ambassador Scholarship. www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/products/con...
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Contact!
The nerdy party game of stumping your friends and screaming CONTACT!
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 17/09/2026
Same with the Climate Catastrophe Pack: www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/products/cli...
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Cards Against Humanity: Climate Catastrophe Pack
A pack about how fucked we are.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 17/09/2026
Want to support the scholarship? Grab the Science Pack. 100% of profits go straight to the Science Ambassador Scholarship. www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/products/sci...
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Cards Against Humanity: Science Pack
A pack about science! Profits fund our Science Ambassador Scholarship.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 16/09/2026
Applications are open now for our 12th annual Science Ambassador Scholarship. Tag the smartest person you know so we can pay for their degree, and then go here to learn more & apply ➡️ www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com/SAS
The following text is white and purple, set on a black back drop. 

For over a decade, Cards Against Humanity has funded a yearly scholarship for young scientists called the Science Ambassador Scholarship. 

We’ve spent millions of dollars helping smart, motivated young people get real degrees in fields like astrophysics, computer science, and bioengineering. We do this because we think scientific progress actually fucking matters for the future of humanity, unlike the rat-brained psychopaths who currently oversee America’s education infrastructure.

Do you want Cards Against Humanity to help YOU get YOUR degree? Well, applications are now open. We’re offering five $20,000 scholarships for the 2027 academic year. Apply right now at ScienceAmbassadorScholarship.org (link in bio). The following text is white and purple, on a black backdrop. Next to it is a collection of illustrations of the fourteen previous scholarship winners, all surrounded by icons of their areas of focus or hobbies, like puzzles, birds, brains, microscopes, instruments, and more. 


To apply, students upload a 3-minute video explaining a topic in science they’re passionate about. We don’t care how high-tech the video is—we just want to learn something. Videos are posted publicly to YouTube, flooding our channel with thousands of enthusiastic young scientists talking about fascinating shit they love.

Submissions are judged by a board of STEM professionals with advanced degrees, including researchers, educators, doctors, and executives. Winners each get $20,000 in tuition, one-on-one mentorship, and a professional development stipend.

Because there’s a staggering gender gap across so many STEM fields, this scholarship is open to women and non-binary applicants—with the goal of changing the public perception of what a scientist is supposed to look like.The following text is on a black backdrop above three Cards Against Humanity products. 

100% of profits from these awesome Cards Against Humanity products directly fund the Science Ambassador Scholarship. 

The Cards Against Humanity products are Contact, Climate Catastrophe Pack, and Science Pack.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 16/09/2026
Applications are open now for our 12th annual Science Ambassador Scholarship. Tag the smartest person you know so we can pay for their degree, and then go here to learn more & apply ➡️ www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com/SAS
The following text is white and purple, set on a black back drop. 

For over a decade, Cards Against Humanity has funded a yearly scholarship for young scientists called the Science Ambassador Scholarship. 

We’ve spent millions of dollars helping smart, motivated young people get real degrees in fields like astrophysics, computer science, and bioengineering. We do this because we think scientific progress actually fucking matters for the future of humanity, unlike the rat-brained psychopaths who currently oversee America’s education infrastructure.

Do you want Cards Against Humanity to help YOU get YOUR degree? Well, applications are now open. We’re offering five $20,000 scholarships for the 2027 academic year. Apply right now at ScienceAmbassadorScholarship.org (link in bio). The following text is white and purple, on a black backdrop. Next to it is a collection of illustrations of the fourteen previous scholarship winners, all surrounded by icons of their areas of focus or hobbies, like puzzles, birds, brains, microscopes, instruments, and more. 


To apply, students upload a 3-minute video explaining a topic in science they’re passionate about. We don’t care how high-tech the video is—we just want to learn something. Videos are posted publicly to YouTube, flooding our channel with thousands of enthusiastic young scientists talking about fascinating shit they love.

Submissions are judged by a board of STEM professionals with advanced degrees, including researchers, educators, doctors, and executives. Winners each get $20,000 in tuition, one-on-one mentorship, and a professional development stipend.

Because there’s a staggering gender gap across so many STEM fields, this scholarship is open to women and non-binary applicants—with the goal of changing the public perception of what a scientist is supposed to look like.The following text is on a black backdrop above three Cards Against Humanity products. 

100% of profits from these awesome Cards Against Humanity products directly fund the Science Ambassador Scholarship. 

The Cards Against Humanity products are Contact, Climate Catastrophe Pack, and Science Pack.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 16/09/2026
Hey there! Could you please send an email to Mail@CardsAgainstHumanity.com (or reply to the one we sent you), and one of our customer service reps will get ya sorted ASAP. 🖤
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 15/09/2026
The Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee has received a lot of feedback. Membership and merch at www.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 31/08/2026
We still have lots of fun stuff: Shop.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com
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Monument Design Committee Store
Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends. Buy merch here to support Cards Against Humanity's monument in Starbase, TX.
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Dawn @dawn9902.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am now a paid member of The Official ELON MUSK IS A SAD LITTLE BITCH WITH NO FRIENDS Monument Design Committee - one of the best birthday gifts ever!! I'm truly jazzed about this, it made my day! I have so many ideas.
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Hikaroo - Artist, VTuber, VA @hikaroo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Looks like I am gonna make a worthwhile investment, and maybe try my hand at designing. ;)
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 27/08/2026
Very impressive. You may need a third Bōks.
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lulubelles90210.bsky.social @lulubelles90210.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Absolutely amazing that there ARE good companies out there nowadays!!!
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nico soiree @nicosoiree.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This campaign is so fun. Join! (I’ve already received the ordered goods, too, which was an unexpected delight.)
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Dream Wilson @dreamstatic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Mr. Fusion @mrfusion.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
CAH has no brakes. And I'm here for it.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 24/08/2026
It's this one! shop.sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com/products/fri...
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Frightening Tee
Spook anyone standing behind you.Comfort Colors tee in 6.1-oz heavyweight pre-shrunk 100% US cotton. Unisex sizing. Relaxed fit.
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Emmara, GoddessOfBlundR 🔜 Commander Sealed 26 / MagicCon Atlanta @goddessofblunder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
CAH you are the Goat. How a company should fight back. This is the @$@$ing best.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 20/08/2026
You asked us for merch, so we made it. 100% of profits go directly toward building a monument in Starbase, TX to remind Elon Musk that he’s a sad little bitch with no friends. Shop.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com
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Monument Design Committee Store
Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends. Buy merch here to support Cards Against Humanity's monument in Starbase, TX.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 20/08/2026
You asked us for merch, so we made it. 100% of profits go directly toward building a monument in Starbase, TX to remind Elon Musk that he’s a sad little bitch with no friends. Shop.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com
shop.sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com
Monument Design Committee Store
Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends. Buy merch here to support Cards Against Humanity's monument in Starbase, TX.
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Dizzy Hellfire @dizzyhellfire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@foldster.bsky.social I need this to play with our friends
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Earle Boxer @earleboxer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Some efforts are so worthy they require our immediate and rapt attention. This one by @cardsagainsthumanity.com is one of those. And we get to fuck with Elon Musk.
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Admir the Sableye @admirthesableye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When I got the email I immediately donated. Fuck him.
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Tesla Takedown UK @teslatakedownuk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@cardsagainsthumanity.com Very proud to be on the committee! www.sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com Only 10 USD (about 9 GBP) can get you on the committee as well.
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Miao @spookyasscat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Join the Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends monument design committee! The Bad Billionaire pack is going to the top of my Christmas list.
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Nikujaga @nikujaga.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spectacular and entirely justified levels of trolling.
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Remember, kids: You can donate 10 quid to cards against humanity to build a "Elon Musk is a sad little bitch with no friends" monument @cardsagainsthumanity.com
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Jeremy Dunworth @jeremydunworth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm in for 10.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 12/08/2026
www.SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com
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Very Cool Card Games @verycoolcardgames.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm so into this!
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 14/08/2026
We will never forgive ourselves for that and will be forever grateful to @twodollars27cents.bsky.social
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 14/08/2026
Sorry about this. Right now, they're available in the US & Canada. We're working to add more availability by the end of the month. Feel free to email Mail@CardsAgainstHumanity.com with where you're located, and we can give you more intel.
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jgar1024.bsky.social @jgar1024.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👏👏👏👏👏
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 14/08/2026
Send us an email, and we got you!
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is amazing.
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Misadventures In Astro @misadventures.astronomer.social · 13/08/2026
There are worse ways to spend $10 this week! Get in there.
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Greg Wells @gbwells.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What could be better than making fun of Musk where he can't easily ignore it?
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twodollars27cents.bsky.social @twodollars27cents.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A+ @cardsagainsthumanity.com This is the way.
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Robert Hernandez @webjournalist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk? via @cardsagainsthumanity.com www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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Magenta Rocks @magentarocks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends !!!
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Jason @jasontoms.com · 13/08/2026
Easiest $10 I've ever spent!
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Ana Jones 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @anajones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Frequently Asked Questions are my favorite part of this site
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Joost Vervoort @joostvervoort.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is good.
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