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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 25/09/2026
Did you know there’s a Family Edition of Cards Against Humanity? Now you do. Link in bio to teach your children a sense of humor. Credit & permission @/thenortheastquine on IG
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 16/09/2026
Applications are open now for our 12th annual Science Ambassador Scholarship. Tag the smartest person you know so we can pay for their degree, and then go here to learn more & apply ➡️ www.CardsAgainstHumanity.com/SAS
The following text is white and purple, set on a black back drop. 

For over a decade, Cards Against Humanity has funded a yearly scholarship for young scientists called the Science Ambassador Scholarship. 

We’ve spent millions of dollars helping smart, motivated young people get real degrees in fields like astrophysics, computer science, and bioengineering. We do this because we think scientific progress actually fucking matters for the future of humanity, unlike the rat-brained psychopaths who currently oversee America’s education infrastructure.

Do you want Cards Against Humanity to help YOU get YOUR degree? Well, applications are now open. We’re offering five $20,000 scholarships for the 2027 academic year. Apply right now at ScienceAmbassadorScholarship.org (link in bio). The following text is white and purple, on a black backdrop. Next to it is a collection of illustrations of the fourteen previous scholarship winners, all surrounded by icons of their areas of focus or hobbies, like puzzles, birds, brains, microscopes, instruments, and more. 


To apply, students upload a 3-minute video explaining a topic in science they’re passionate about. We don’t care how high-tech the video is—we just want to learn something. Videos are posted publicly to YouTube, flooding our channel with thousands of enthusiastic young scientists talking about fascinating shit they love.

Submissions are judged by a board of STEM professionals with advanced degrees, including researchers, educators, doctors, and executives. Winners each get $20,000 in tuition, one-on-one mentorship, and a professional development stipend.

Because there’s a staggering gender gap across so many STEM fields, this scholarship is open to women and non-binary applicants—with the goal of changing the public perception of what a scientist is supposed to look like.The following text is on a black backdrop above three Cards Against Humanity products. 

100% of profits from these awesome Cards Against Humanity products directly fund the Science Ambassador Scholarship. 

The Cards Against Humanity products are Contact, Climate Catastrophe Pack, and Science Pack.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 15/09/2026
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 12/08/2026
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 30/07/2026
Are you at Gen Con? If so, read on. We’re celebrating you, the American Consumer, with BRAND-NEW, not-yet-released products at prices so low there’s no way this is profitable. Why? Because things are way too expensive right now. And also, we love you. Plus, huge, free bags. Booth 567. #gencon2026
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 23/07/2026
Hello, horrible friends. Are you going to Gen Con? We are, and we're bringing some brand-new, not-yet-released stuff to sell at deliciously low prices. Stop by booth 567 for some super, big bad deals. See you in exactly one week, Indy.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 06/04/2026
Sprichst du Deutsch? Wünschst du dir eine deutschsprachige Ausgabe von Cards Against Humanity? Verbringe ein paar Minuten in unserem kostenlosen German Lab und hilf uns dabei, Cards Against Humanity auf Deutsch Wirklichkeit werden zu lassen. lab.cardsagainsthumanity.com/playtest/618...
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 06/04/2026
Do you speak German? Do you wish Cards Against Humanity made a German-language edition? Spend a few minutes on our awesome (and free) German Lab to help make Cards Against Humanity in German a reality. lab.cardsagainsthumanity.com/playtest/618...
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 26/03/2026
Inscríbete ya en CardsAgainstHumanity.com/SpanishPlaytesting
¡Ayúdanos a probar nuestra edición en Español! Buscamos personas de 17 años en adelante, que hablen español y vivan en América Latina, Estados Unidos o Canadá, que quieran probar nuestra nueva edición en Español.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 03/03/2026
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How Tariffs Fucking Work
The government has done a horrible job explaining this, so let's get into it.
Swipe1. Tariffs are federal import taxes paid by American businesses directly to U.S. Customs and Border Protection (part of the Department of Homeland Security).
2. These taxes must be paid by an American company before a shipment of products made overseas can enter the USA.
3. The tax is based on a shipment’s “value” (how much it cost to make the products). If a tariff rate is 50%, and a business wants to import products that cost $500,000 to make, then the business must pay the American government a $250,000 tax before the goods can enter the country.
4. In other words, a shipment that was supposed to cost a business $500,000 now suddenly costs $750,000 due to tariffs.
5. In 2025, Trump often changed these import tax rates while shipments were in transit. His tariffs got as high as 145%—which means businesses were being asked to pay Donald Trump more than the people who actually made the fucking products. 6. Some American businesses literally could not afford to receive shipments they had ordered, because they didn’t have enough cash to pay the unjustified, illegal taxes the government was now demanding.
7. At a tariff rate of 145%, a shipment of products that costs a business $500,000 to make requires a tax payment of $725,000 to import, bringing the total cost up dramatically to $1,225,000. Yowza!
8. American businesses pay Trump’s tariffs. Other countries don’t pay them. Foreign factories don’t pay them. Trump doesn’t seem to understand this, and he has been misinforming the American people for years.
9. Of course, many businesses passed all their tariff costs onto their customers by raising prices. And now, those companies and their shareholders––not the customers who actually paid the tariff costs––stand to get refunds.
10. Is that fair? We don’t fucking think so: GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 24/02/2026
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The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government.

But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags?

Cards Against Humanity thinks so. That’s why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 15/12/2025
Applications for our $20,000 Science Ambassador Scholarship close TONIGHT! Get those videos in now at www.ScienceAmbassadorScholarship.org.
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 29/11/2025
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