Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You never hear process theologians telling people to have faith. They’re more like ‘trust the process’. 020
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Because the velociraptors are female and they communicate with each other about hunting children, Jurassic Park (1993) passes the Bechdel test. 0113
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Going to the kinky dudes having sex factory today. I better not see any kinky dudes having sex. 1192
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Actually forgot that Resident Evil 3 starts with Jill Valentine saying straight up: ‘Yeah everyone in Raccoon City rolled over for the evil Umbrella Corporation. So they had to die and be turned into hideous monsters. Sucks! But that’s justice for ya. 🤷♀️’ 050
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A guy played this for me just to show me what it was. It’s Kacey Musgraves country music without her voice, social conscience or wit. It just marries her kind of sound to typical country themes. That makes it fine. But that’s all. 020
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A YouGov poll came out saying straight women don’t want to date bi guys, so they’re still doing this. And a whole lot of people seem to have just realised that this and the ‘women’s rights’ crusade against trans folks is plain old bigotry dressed in woke-sounding language. 260
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Resident Evil seems to be a movie about 'unskilled' labour. 040
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Everybody going wild with ‘Shakespeare’s play is not in Olde English!’ But the article just has ‘sources say’. Can we calm down? 010
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Feels like Ed Sheeran could've avoided all this by just standing by Macklemore at the cost of those shows? Could've done the 'I will defend to the death your right to say it' schtick. Frame yourself as a loyal friend above all. The attention would've gone to the guy cancelling the shows. 150
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dear Asexual folks, please continue to dress cunty as fuck. Not only do we all have the pleasure of appreciating you, it drives transphobes like Ophelia Benson nuts. 170
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We’re at the ‘if the law says it, it’s not true’ stage of transphobe cope. This must work for everything the law says. If a UK law said only cis women were women, for example, it’s because they actually aren’t. What fun! 180
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Probably shared this previously. But this is a basic confusion between natural and human rights. ‘Natural’ because they’re derived from a stare of nature framework. ‘Human’ rights are modern standards, such as the right to a fair trial, that obviously require the labour of others. 120
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That darn transphobia. Now we’ve even lost the-the… *friend whispers to me* The who? *friend whispers again* The pre-who? *angry friend whispers again* The RECLAIMERS 🥲 011
Reposted by Cardinal Bearkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/202610000000x more disrespectful to the dead than the Kirk memes 42777132
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Slightly hairy, slightly chonky guys with round bellies and small or medium cocks are as close to perfect as the world gets. 0162
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026‘He’s my boyfriend’ Yeah well he’s my mutual who always likes my comments cos I say such stupid shit and he’s a little scared of me tbhstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants SmilingALT: Spongebob Squarepants Smiling 1101
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sorry for having a flat cock and erect opinions, or whatever people say. 190
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Don’t see this meme much now. What ever happened to this guy? 130
Reposted by Cardinal Bearconfirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Good morning 🥮🍁 215020
Reposted by Cardinal BearMarc @marcjb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Left this hat in a pub last night, kinda devastated about it 😔 71652
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Yes. I would like people to stop saying they’ve been colonised on the internet. Because: 1. My people were actually colonised. 2. You sound like some fool terf saying nonsense like ‘trans-identified males are colonising women’s spaces’. 0182
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ancient words speak of the disc horse on soshall medya. 050
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It’s fucked up beyond belief that everything fits in the square hole. 050
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Can’t believe transphobes are now attacking gay men for marching in speedos at Pride. I thought their whole thing of saying trans women have male bodies and that male bodies are inherently predatory just by being visible couldn’t possibly be used against gay men. Because I was born yesterday! 160
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Milo Yiannopoulos being detained by ICE is a grim reminder that he exists. 1224
Reposted by Cardinal BearMuscle Sorcerer @brotherspankus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Its not your birthday if youre not in your birthday suit 0141
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026‘Emilia Clarke’s career choices after Game of Thrones are a bit-‘ Kit Harrington is working for Joanne Transphobicshitbag Rowling. Don’t speak on Emilia Clarke until you’ve torn that guy to shreds first. 150
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Transphobes be like: ‘I am gender critical. I am critical of gender. Gender is just stereotypes. Woman is when skirt and flowers. Why are you laughing? Stop laughing.’ 6338
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Does Bolt also run into a wall and lose an arm? I don’t watch sprinting. 070
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026*right wing chud watching movies* LAST HOUSE... "Hell yeah' ON THE LEFT "And here we go with the woke bullshit." 070
Reposted by Cardinal BearJules @nodanaonlyjules.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Not a single phone in sight. Just two people, living in the moment. 0154
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 04/08/2026According to divine command theory, what makes these things wrong or evil is just that God forbids them (if he does). That’s really weird. Your moral intuitions will likely tell you that rape and murder are wrong because of facts about them - something in the acts themselves. Not so on DCT. 150
Reposted by Cardinal BearTired but horny @tallhornyalt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Quote and defend your butt card 0291
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026They’re doing ‘bisexuality is rape’ discourse over on Twitter, in case you wondered what you were missing over here. 260
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I do find the confounded reaction to Wilson criticising Nolan’s Odyssey kinda cute. Cos yeah, a scholar immersed in a work may judge an adaptation harshly for missing dimensions they’ve brought out. And the same scholar can be so close to the work that they miss the art in the adaptation. 150
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Haven’t seen an inanimate carbon rod in awhile. 040
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You’re laughing. I just ran face-first into my own reflection and you’re laughing. 050
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Jumpscare! This guy’s voice note on Hinge said he wished he could tell his younger self to buy B*tcoin. 040
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I like when the football players strip down and swap underwear with each other at the end of the game. 090
Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Right wingers when they encounter the amazing ‘explosively shitting yourself’ lettuce. 130