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Cardinal Bear

@cardinalblue.bsky.social
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Gay bear 🐻 | Plant dad 🪴 | Writer ✍️ | Cook 🥘 Down under 🌊 | A little bit 🔞 | ⬆️

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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You never hear process theologians telling people to have faith. They’re more like ‘trust the process’.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because the velociraptors are female and they communicate with each other about hunting children, Jurassic Park (1993) passes the Bechdel test.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to the kinky dudes having sex factory today. I better not see any kinky dudes having sex.
Tweeter: would love to go to folsom one day but wouldnt be too pumped at the prospect of seeing so many men in a kinky/sexual context. wasnt there discourse about this a couple years ago?
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually forgot that Resident Evil 3 starts with Jill Valentine saying straight up: ‘Yeah everyone in Raccoon City rolled over for the evil Umbrella Corporation. So they had to die and be turned into hideous monsters. Sucks! But that’s justice for ya. 🤷‍♀️’
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy played this for me just to show me what it was. It’s Kacey Musgraves country music without her voice, social conscience or wit. It just marries her kind of sound to typical country themes. That makes it fine. But that’s all.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A YouGov poll came out saying straight women don’t want to date bi guys, so they’re still doing this. And a whole lot of people seem to have just realised that this and the ‘women’s rights’ crusade against trans folks is plain old bigotry dressed in woke-sounding language.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Resident Evil seems to be a movie about 'unskilled' labour.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everybody going wild with ‘Shakespeare’s play is not in Olde English!’ But the article just has ‘sources say’. Can we calm down?
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2015 Lana Del Rey had 2025 despair.
I don't wanna do this anymore It's so surreal, I can't survive
If this is all that's real
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feels like Ed Sheeran could've avoided all this by just standing by Macklemore at the cost of those shows? Could've done the 'I will defend to the death your right to say it' schtick. Frame yourself as a loyal friend above all. The attention would've gone to the guy cancelling the shows.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dear Asexual folks, please continue to dress cunty as fuck. Not only do we all have the pleasure of appreciating you, it drives transphobes like Ophelia Benson nuts.
Ophelia Benson harassing an asexual woman with: ‘If you're really asexual than get real and don't dress in a sexualized manner. I know you have all kinds of bullshit retorts to people who say this, but the retorts are indeed bullshit. Your teeny tiny skirt is not asexual; you're fooling no one.’
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re at the ‘if the law says it, it’s not true’ stage of transphobe cope. This must work for everything the law says. If a UK law said only cis women were women, for example, it’s because they actually aren’t. What fun!
Sall Grover tweet: Just a reminder that if you need the law to declare you are a woman it's because you are not one
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Probably shared this previously. But this is a basic confusion between natural and human rights. ‘Natural’ because they’re derived from a stare of nature framework. ‘Human’ rights are modern standards, such as the right to a fair trial, that obviously require the labour of others.
A libertarian meme shared by the Libertarian Party: ‘If it requires the Labor of others, it is not a human right.’
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captainacecub @captainacecub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sunbathing
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That darn transphobia. Now we’ve even lost the-the… *friend whispers to me* The who? *friend whispers again* The pre-who? *angry friend whispers again* The RECLAIMERS 🥲
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
10000000x more disrespectful to the dead than the Kirk memes
Homeland Security * @DHSg.... 3h
X
ICE
TRAMSFORMERS
AGE OF DEPORTATION
Made with Al
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Slightly hairy, slightly chonky guys with round bellies and small or medium cocks are as close to perfect as the world gets.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
‘He’s my boyfriend’ Yeah well he’s my mutual who always likes my comments cos I say such stupid shit and he’s a little scared of me tbh
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Squarepants Smiling
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Smiling
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry for having a flat cock and erect opinions, or whatever people say.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don’t see this meme much now. What ever happened to this guy?
Change my mind meme.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good morning 🥮🍁
An image from Pokémon showing autumnal trees with the caption "it's finally autism".
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Marc @marcjb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Left this hat in a pub last night, kinda devastated about it 😔
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Weaverbear @8gaza0mah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TGIF
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes. I would like people to stop saying they’ve been colonised on the internet. Because: 1. My people were actually colonised. 2. You sound like some fool terf saying nonsense like ‘trans-identified males are colonising women’s spaces’.
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Jake @jakemcl91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😴😴
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ancient words speak of the disc horse on soshall medya.
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
His greed sickens me
"Pelicans will eat ANYTHING ©
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s fucked up beyond belief that everything fits in the square hole.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can’t believe transphobes are now attacking gay men for marching in speedos at Pride. I thought their whole thing of saying trans women have male bodies and that male bodies are inherently predatory just by being visible couldn’t possibly be used against gay men. Because I was born yesterday! 🫪
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Milo Yiannopoulos being detained by ICE is a grim reminder that he exists.
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Muscle Sorcerer @brotherspankus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Its not your birthday if youre not in your birthday suit
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
‘Emilia Clarke’s career choices after Game of Thrones are a bit-‘ Kit Harrington is working for Joanne Transphobicshitbag Rowling. Don’t speak on Emilia Clarke until you’ve torn that guy to shreds first.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Transphobes be like: ‘I am gender critical. I am critical of gender. Gender is just stereotypes. Woman is when skirt and flowers. Why are you laughing? Stop laughing.’
A gender stereotyped bunny drawing from a terf
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Does Bolt also run into a wall and lose an arm? I don’t watch sprinting.
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Tired but horny @tallhornyalt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
sunday scaries
a naked man viewed from waist level looking up. Cropped to show bottom half of his face down to the bottom of his stomach. His arms are hanging at his side but spread slightly
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*right wing chud watching movies* LAST HOUSE... "Hell yeah' ON THE LEFT "And here we go with the woke bullshit."
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Jules @nodanaonlyjules.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not a single phone in sight. Just two people, living in the moment.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hope this is how you all see me.
A Pinterest comment saying:
Bella rosa • 9 mo ago
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There is a thing called psychosis, which she seems to be showing signs of. However her room is really pretty and that cardigan really suits her so maybe she really does know best:/
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
According to divine command theory, what makes these things wrong or evil is just that God forbids them (if he does). That’s really weird. Your moral intuitions will likely tell you that rape and murder are wrong because of facts about them - something in the acts themselves. Not so on DCT.
Some theist saying murder, rape and theft are not objectively evil for atheists.
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Tired but horny @tallhornyalt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Quote and defend your butt card
a man in a green jock kneeling on a bed is seen from behind
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They’re doing ‘bisexuality is rape’ discourse over on Twitter, in case you wondered what you were missing over here.
Tweet: Homophobic women are so fucking pathetic.
"If my man has ever sucked dick and doesn't tell me before we hook up it's rape". No it fucking isn't. That's not what rape is. You're making shit up.

Quoted tweet: I said nothing about cheating- I said what I said tho. I do not want to nor do I consent to having sex with a man who also has sex with men. You trying to force me to do so is RAPE and sexual
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I do find the confounded reaction to Wilson criticising Nolan’s Odyssey kinda cute. Cos yeah, a scholar immersed in a work may judge an adaptation harshly for missing dimensions they’ve brought out. And the same scholar can be so close to the work that they miss the art in the adaptation.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Haven’t seen an inanimate carbon rod in awhile.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You’re laughing. I just ran face-first into my own reflection and you’re laughing.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Like? Her skin?
A wedding photo of Mel C with the text ‘Melanie C is married! And the bride wore Victoria Beckham.’
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jumpscare! This guy’s voice note on Hinge said he wished he could tell his younger self to buy B*tcoin.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I like when the football players strip down and swap underwear with each other at the end of the game.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Right wingers when they encounter the amazing ‘explosively shitting yourself’ lettuce.
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