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Cardinal Bear

@cardinalblue.bsky.social
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Gay bear 🐻 | Plant dad 🪴 | Writer ✍️ | Cook 🥘 Down under 🌊 | A little bit 🔞 | ⬆️

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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The crossword clues are just offering suggestions. You can put any words in there. But watch out.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually more annoyed after playing the whole tune for myself. Cos there’s potential for a really goofy rapturous love song that gets huge.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why is Cleveland a diss track? With the rising drum and the whimsical sportsball tune going on, it could’ve been a big, giddy, stadium love song. But she won’t stay on topic. The sound is there. It could’ve been her Grown Ocean. It sounds insecure and I don’t think it’s meant to.
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captainacecub @captainacecub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Squishable
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP. Cool thing I learned after reading The Decameron is there are 3 forms of plague. This, bubonic and septicemic. The pneumonic version is the most virulent and has an almost 100% fatality rate untreated.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Definately.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay but in the story he came back to life. Dude rejected the death penalty literally.
Jack Posobiec saying Christ Himself accepted the death penalty
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Classical music pieces always have leaping foresty type names like The Jork of the Peener.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It will be done. 👀
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😘😘😘
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The audacity of me, honestly. I should be punished. In fact, everyone post cumshots with sound in response right now! Teach me a lesson. 🫢
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. Nooo. You.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YDDAD.
A big bearish redhead in an almost see-through mesh tank top
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you’ve known Michael Tracey was a piece of shit for many years, but it’s not about who got there first, it’s just about us all being there together now.
static.klipy.com
Golden Girls Hug
ALT: Golden Girls Hug
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You never hear process theologians telling people to have faith. They’re more like ‘trust the process’.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because the velociraptors are female and they communicate with each other about hunting children, Jurassic Park (1993) passes the Bechdel test.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to the kinky dudes having sex factory today. I better not see any kinky dudes having sex.
Tweeter: would love to go to folsom one day but wouldnt be too pumped at the prospect of seeing so many men in a kinky/sexual context. wasnt there discourse about this a couple years ago?
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually forgot that Resident Evil 3 starts with Jill Valentine saying straight up: ‘Yeah everyone in Raccoon City rolled over for the evil Umbrella Corporation. So they had to die and be turned into hideous monsters. Sucks! But that’s justice for ya. 🤷‍♀️’
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy played this for me just to show me what it was. It’s Kacey Musgraves country music without her voice, social conscience or wit. It just marries her kind of sound to typical country themes. That makes it fine. But that’s all.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The upside of that poll is gay men are apparently even more willing to date bi men than bi men themselves are. 😅
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A YouGov poll came out saying straight women don’t want to date bi guys, so they’re still doing this. And a whole lot of people seem to have just realised that this and the ‘women’s rights’ crusade against trans folks is plain old bigotry dressed in woke-sounding language.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Resident Evil seems to be a movie about 'unskilled' labour.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think it’s spelled Loki.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everybody going wild with ‘Shakespeare’s play is not in Olde English!’ But the article just has ‘sources say’. Can we calm down?
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2015 Lana Del Rey had 2025 despair.
I don't wanna do this anymore It's so surreal, I can't survive
If this is all that's real
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Even just as pure PR strategy, surely the 'apolitical' thing goes a lot better if you pair it with a stand for content-neutral free expression?
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feels like Ed Sheeran could've avoided all this by just standing by Macklemore at the cost of those shows? Could've done the 'I will defend to the death your right to say it' schtick. Frame yourself as a loyal friend above all. The attention would've gone to the guy cancelling the shows.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And this is a person who calls themselves a feminist. 🙃
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dear Asexual folks, please continue to dress cunty as fuck. Not only do we all have the pleasure of appreciating you, it drives transphobes like Ophelia Benson nuts.
Ophelia Benson harassing an asexual woman with: ‘If you're really asexual than get real and don't dress in a sexualized manner. I know you have all kinds of bullshit retorts to people who say this, but the retorts are indeed bullshit. Your teeny tiny skirt is not asexual; you're fooling no one.’
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing at all going on in those heads. Get too close and you hear the sea.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re at the ‘if the law says it, it’s not true’ stage of transphobe cope. This must work for everything the law says. If a UK law said only cis women were women, for example, it’s because they actually aren’t. What fun!
Sall Grover tweet: Just a reminder that if you need the law to declare you are a woman it's because you are not one
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A right to healthcare, for instance, doesn’t need to be a natural right in order to be a human right. If libertarians think all human rights are natural rights then good luck to them deriving all the rights they want on that framework. You’ll fail.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Probably shared this previously. But this is a basic confusion between natural and human rights. ‘Natural’ because they’re derived from a stare of nature framework. ‘Human’ rights are modern standards, such as the right to a fair trial, that obviously require the labour of others.
A libertarian meme shared by the Libertarian Party: ‘If it requires the Labor of others, it is not a human right.’
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captainacecub @captainacecub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sunbathing
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That darn transphobia. Now we’ve even lost the-the… *friend whispers to me* The who? *friend whispers again* The pre-who? *angry friend whispers again* The RECLAIMERS 🥲
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
10000000x more disrespectful to the dead than the Kirk memes
Homeland Security * @DHSg.... 3h
X
ICE
TRAMSFORMERS
AGE OF DEPORTATION
Made with Al
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Slightly hairy, slightly chonky guys with round bellies and small or medium cocks are as close to perfect as the world gets.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
‘He’s my boyfriend’ Yeah well he’s my mutual who always likes my comments cos I say such stupid shit and he’s a little scared of me tbh
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Spongebob Squarepants Smiling
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Smiling
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wait. You’re the meme.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry for having a flat cock and erect opinions, or whatever people say.
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apparently this guy wouldn’t debate a man named Sam Seder. Maybe he didn’t want to change his mind. 🫢
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don’t see this meme much now. What ever happened to this guy?
Change my mind meme.
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good morning 🥮🍁
An image from Pokémon showing autumnal trees with the caption "it's finally autism".
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Marc @marcjb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Left this hat in a pub last night, kinda devastated about it 😔
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Weaverbear @besosito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TGIF
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Cardinal Bear @cardinalblue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes. I would like people to stop saying they’ve been colonised on the internet. Because: 1. My people were actually colonised. 2. You sound like some fool terf saying nonsense like ‘trans-identified males are colonising women’s spaces’.
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Jake @jakemcl91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😴😴
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