Reposted by caramineJetzero Infinity the Snobby Black Weeb @jetzeroinfinity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Seems to be the current mood this week 15417
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"bring four quarts of water to a boil" bitch you mean a gallon??? 011
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wait what if Mitch McConnell really isn't dead but he hears about Lindsey Graham and it pushes him over the edge 000
Reposted by caramineJacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Anime Expo performance art 243481898
Reposted by caraminepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Posts like this are way more likely to result in one of your followers killing themselves than in one of your followers shooting a Nazi. Don’t buy guns! 46118970
Reposted by caraminevideajames COMMS OPEN @videajames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026do u see the vision 4347581617
Reposted by caramineUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I wish you well in your adult literacy journey 5178482353
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Sure you could do that. If you're some kind of fucking freak. 020
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 27/05/2025There should be an emoji that is universally understood to mean "I have diarrhea" 210
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Me earlier today: Air's thick. Storm's a'comin. Me now: Damn my powers of pattern recognition are truly second to none 020
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I did it again. Yeah. I went overboard at the Joann Fabrics closing sale. 040
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I'm so jealous of her when she's sleeping in her flower 050
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/04/2025When you die you have to read every tab you left open to "read later" before you can enter heaven. The Catholics call this "purgatory" because you are "purging" your web browser. 010
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 20/03/2025My BlueSky feed is a much scarier place than my Twitter feed. In that it actually has news. 010
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Jesus said, "Suffer the little children," and I do. I suffer them every day. 140
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 11/02/2025These cats come up to me – very big, fat cats, some of the fattest cats you've ever seen – and they had tears in their eyes. And they said to me, they said, "Mr. Trump, sir, we've never been fed in our whole lives." 012
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I'm tired of hearing, "Only 5% of the ocean floor is explored," and "We don't even know what's down there." I don't think that's true anymore. I think we pretty much figured it out. I know what's down there. A bunch of fucked up fish. 221
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Me: They should come up with a perfume that takes away smell instead of adding new ones The negative voices in my head trying to sabotage my happiness: I think that's called "soap" 121
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I think I would be pretty easy to manipulate emotionally if anyone cared to try 000
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Does anyone else think Mark Zuckerberg's right wing turn is a cover for how dogshit Facebook Messenger is now? 000
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Michaels discontinuing Loops & Threads Soft & Shiny yarn.... Joanns not a single pink 1/4" ribbon in stock...... Economic disaster is already here 010
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Lyrics to a new song you, too, can sing with your cat around the house: -Hello very nice to meet you I'd like to know about Kitty Kissing Operation -I see, I see, I see Kitty to person Or person to cat? -Kitty to person -From feline to the human 110
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I'm sick and tired of trying to trick my cats into playing with expensive toys. Next Christmas I'm releasing a live mouse in the living room. 020
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/11/2024If I ever play in the MLB and have the opportunity to choose my walk-up music, I think this might be sufficiently ominous. youtu.be/I041c6mL2s0?...youtu.beThe Beast II (1996) | NEON GENESIS EVANGELION II (Original Soundtrack)YouTube video by Milan Records USA 000
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The problem with Bluesky is that I have yet to see a post here by a complete and total nobody that makes me both laugh out loud and genuinely fear for the poster's sanity and well-being. 010
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Does anyone want to send me thousands of dollars to spend on manga for my own personal collection 011
Reposted by caraminevladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth. 272572591
Reposted by caraminegoldyn @megatronus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024the window says holiday market but. Well. 3360012528
Reposted by caramineeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Let me get this straight. Skeet also means cum and you think that's not awesome? 4787771
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Why does the "Discover" tab on here mostly show me posts from people I'm already following? That would be like if my Spotify Discover Weekly playlist mainly played songs from artists I already know. ... It's possible I know an incorrect definition of the word "Discover" 010
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I get tired of refreshing Twitter only to see the same posts at the top of my feed. I come over to Bluesky, where everyone I follow has crossposted their tweets. 010
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 18/11/2024The nicest thing about the cpap machine is that it makes easy to sleep with a 15lb cat on your chest 010
Reposted by caraminepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem? 1234035431
caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I'm gonna give this site another go because Twitter is genuinely so unusable now 000
Reposted by caraminecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2023they should make a three day weekend that's seven days 314417
Reposted by caraminekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 09/10/2023*getting hit on by someone else’s boyfriend* aw he must smell my boyfriend 661592
Reposted by caramineda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2023TRY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN 2472127
Reposted by caramineGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2023the Junji Ito posting will continue until morale improves 1027355