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caramine

@caraminez.bsky.social
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I used to be on Twitter, just like you.

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Jetzero Infinity the Snobby Black Weeb @jetzeroinfinity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seems to be the current mood this week
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"bring four quarts of water to a boil" bitch you mean a gallon???
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wait what if Mitch McConnell really isn't dead but he hears about Lindsey Graham and it pushes him over the edge
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Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anime Expo performance art
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Posts like this are way more likely to result in one of your followers killing themselves than in one of your followers shooting a Nazi. Don’t buy guns!
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videajames COMMS OPEN @videajames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
do u see the vision
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Sure you could do that. If you're some kind of fucking freak.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
There should be an emoji that is universally understood to mean "I have diarrhea"
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Me earlier today: Air's thick. Storm's a'comin. Me now: Damn my powers of pattern recognition are truly second to none
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I did it again. Yeah. I went overboard at the Joann Fabrics closing sale.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I'm so jealous of her when she's sleeping in her flower
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
When you die you have to read every tab you left open to "read later" before you can enter heaven. The Catholics call this "purgatory" because you are "purging" your web browser.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Sleepy child hours
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
[looking at hat patterns] I have got to move north
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My BlueSky feed is a much scarier place than my Twitter feed. In that it actually has news.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Jesus said, "Suffer the little children," and I do. I suffer them every day.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
These cats come up to me – very big, fat cats, some of the fattest cats you've ever seen – and they had tears in their eyes. And they said to me, they said, "Mr. Trump, sir, we've never been fed in our whole lives."
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'm tired of hearing, "Only 5% of the ocean floor is explored," and "We don't even know what's down there." I don't think that's true anymore. I think we pretty much figured it out. I know what's down there. A bunch of fucked up fish.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Me: They should come up with a perfume that takes away smell instead of adding new ones The negative voices in my head trying to sabotage my happiness: I think that's called "soap"
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I think I would be pretty easy to manipulate emotionally if anyone cared to try
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Does anyone else think Mark Zuckerberg's right wing turn is a cover for how dogshit Facebook Messenger is now?
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Michaels discontinuing Loops & Threads Soft & Shiny yarn.... Joanns not a single pink 1/4" ribbon in stock...... Economic disaster is already here
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Lyrics to a new song you, too, can sing with your cat around the house: -Hello very nice to meet you I'd like to know about Kitty Kissing Operation -I see, I see, I see Kitty to person Or person to cat? -Kitty to person -From feline to the human
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I'm sick and tired of trying to trick my cats into playing with expensive toys. Next Christmas I'm releasing a live mouse in the living room.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
They're doing ass to ass at the 7 Eleven
Two FedEx trucks ass to ass in a 7 Eleven parking lot
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If I ever play in the MLB and have the opportunity to choose my walk-up music, I think this might be sufficiently ominous. youtu.be/I041c6mL2s0?...
youtu.be
The Beast II (1996) | NEON GENESIS EVANGELION II (Original Soundtrack)
YouTube video by Milan Records USA
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Me every year from September 1st to November 30th
Popular meme image "I am Adolf Hitler" except it says "I am Ebenezer Scrooge" and I've pasted Michael Caine's face from Muppet Christmas Carol over Hitler
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The problem with Bluesky is that I have yet to see a post here by a complete and total nobody that makes me both laugh out loud and genuinely fear for the poster's sanity and well-being.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Does anyone want to send me thousands of dollars to spend on manga for my own personal collection
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
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goldyn @megatronus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
the window says holiday market but. Well.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Let me get this straight. Skeet also means cum and you think that's not awesome?
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Why does the "Discover" tab on here mostly show me posts from people I'm already following? That would be like if my Spotify Discover Weekly playlist mainly played songs from artists I already know. ... It's possible I know an incorrect definition of the word "Discover"
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I get tired of refreshing Twitter only to see the same posts at the top of my feed. I come over to Bluesky, where everyone I follow has crossposted their tweets.
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The nicest thing about the cpap machine is that it makes easy to sleep with a 15lb cat on your chest
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?
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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
so we moved to bluesky
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caramine @caraminez.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm gonna give this site another go because Twitter is genuinely so unusable now
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
welcome. to jurassic park.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
they should make a three day weekend that's seven days
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
*getting hit on by someone else’s boyfriend* aw he must smell my boyfriend
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evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 05/10/2023
omg i just realized nothing matters 🥰
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
TRY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
I WHOULD BUILD A BUCH OF BIRD HOUSE'S FOR BIRD'S IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, I WHOULD GET 1 EACH FLAVOR OF COMBO'S MIX THEM INTO LARGE BOWL "MIX AND MATCH" I WHOULD STEAL A LITTEL FREE LIBRARY AND FILL IT WITH NUTTY BAR'S AND TWIZZLER'S ,I WHOULD GET MY NEIGHBORS CAR FIXED BECUASE IT SOUND'S LIKE SHIT, I WHOULD BUY BAT HOUSES TOO EAT ALL THE BUG'S AROUND HERE, THERE LIKE BIRD HOUSES BUT THE HOLES ON THE BOTTOM CAUSE WHEN THE BAT TAKES OFF THEY JUST LET GO WITH THERE FEET AND FALL STRAIGHT DOWN!!! THEN THEY FLAP AS HARD AS THEY CAN TO GET WHERE THERE GOING!!!! LIFE IS LIKE A BAT BECUASE  IF YOUR NOT IN FREE FALL THEN YOUR FLAPPEN LIKE HELL JUST TO STAY IN THE DAMB AIR, ,AND THE TEXT SAYS "I WHOULD BE SO GOOD AT HAVIGN 1 MILLION DOLLAR'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2023
the Junji Ito posting will continue until morale improves
mashup meme of a man pointing at the man-shaped hole from the Junji Ito This Is My Hole meme saying 

if nobody got me, I know my hole got me
can i get an AMEN?
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