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capy-BOO-ra

@capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com
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liquored up, lacquered down

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can feel the Tao flowing through all of existence after 2 beers
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 03/10/2026
nobody make medium sized games anymore. every game is either less than 1 GB or I need to spend $250 on a new drive just to download it
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 30/09/2026
my wife gets a bunch of freshly-minced garlic from work for free so we use a silicone mold to freeze it into cubes and its awesome for food prep. just put the mold through the dishwasher and the entire kitchen smells like garlic every time i open it and not in a good way
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 27/09/2026
chicken piccata
chicken piccata over spaghetti on a rather cluttered cutting board. the sauce is very thick (in a good way I promise)
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
interviewer: how do you feel about the government voter: dogs have 5 legs. the tail is a leg
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 19/09/2026
juggalo lana del rey be like 'my pussy tastes like faygo moon mist'
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
monday
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 10/09/2026
at a Walmart for the first time in like 3 years and I can feel the humanity being sucked out of my body this place just feels evil
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 06/09/2026
one ticket for Coyote Vs Acme, please
mirror selfie, no face, wearing a suit and tie
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 04/09/2026
bag=beg
dialect map of the US with the west entirely red
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
ok nevermind this movie fuckin rules
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
bro why the fuck am I watching this I'm claustrophobic as hell
The Descent (2005)
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 28/08/2026
I drank 6 hazy ipas last night, watched The Abyss and woke up feeling like shit
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 24/08/2026
cowards shit to disable comments and qts @holdmybooks.bsky.social, whats the matter sweetie? i would think someone who likes books is familiar with the concept of irony, seems like you don't love that take for some reason
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
saw this pic and started crying due to its threatening nature
cat who looks to be throwing something. edited in is a big tomato. so looks like cat is throwing the tomato at you
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 23/08/2026
ok, expedition 33 isnt overhyped. they really put their whole pussy into this game
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 23/08/2026
watching a video from one terminally online insane dude with incoherent politics absolutely taking down another terminally online insane dude with incoherent politics
Simpsons monkey knife fight
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/08/2026
this is a movie about how its morally good and correct to do anything if you're doing it for your smokin hot wife
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/08/2026
nw:
No Other Choice (2025)
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/08/2026
we were breaking the nanny software on the iBook G4s which would block and track your browsing at home within two weeks of 7th grade. We were downloading custom icon packs and fucking around with firefox addons to IM each other on the school networks. EVERYONE was doing this, not just the "nerds"
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/08/2026
I feel so bad having to sneak up on my cat to clean his ears he hates it so much but buddy im sorry you cant handle this shit yourself and I'm not dealing with another ear infection
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/08/2026
you can bring these to my funeral. If my family gives you guff, tell them i thought it would be funny and they'll agree
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 21/08/2026
it's friday
Sierra Nevada mango little thing IPA
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 21/08/2026
i wonder what the pickled brain tastes like
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A People’s History of Nicotine, by Howard Zyn
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New one for the rotation
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
poppers locos tacos
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Getting dunked on by @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - When a man sets his mind and body on something and gives his hundred and ten percent, he is sometimes going to piss himself. It just happens. No shame in that.
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 11/08/2026
friend of mine found a new tabletop wargame for us to try out and the art alone has me willing to read the 94 page (starter) manual
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 09/08/2026
continuing with the nautical theme, nw (directors cut):
Das Boot (1982)
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 08/08/2026
no they're not but the movie still rules
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you should try posting better
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 08/08/2026
nw:
Master and Commander: The far side of the world
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 07/08/2026
whoever invented tajin, you need some head?
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KarynRambles @karynrambles.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=6Iyn...
youtube.com
WATCH: Capybaras roam the halls of Brazil's state legislature building
YouTube video by Associated Press
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 03/08/2026
want to get my 2-3 week old nose piercing redone bc I'm not super happy with the angle, so I tried to take it out myself so it can heal before re-piercing. threadless, and in trying to get the jewelry off I just ended up pulling the whole fucking post out through the unhealed hole
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 31/07/2026
I'm a little late but the new Ghost In The Shell does in fact whip
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
nice cow. is it of bunga?
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/07/2026
Mendocino Brewing Company
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/07/2026
drinking beers we can't pronounce at the Uzbek restaurant
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 19/07/2026
nrw:
Suitable Flesh (2023)
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 17/07/2026
no joke saw a giant bird hundreds of meters up in the air in a cloudless sky walking to my car yesterday and thought, "damn I bet that feels good as fuck"
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 12/07/2026
what the fuck this shit sucks
freddy got fingered (2001)
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 10/07/2026
yeah i can believe that
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 07/07/2026
Platner's a piece of shit but Mitch McConnell might be dead so I'm going to need everyone to check in on their RIPCON Readiness Status
RIP BOZO Readiness Condition Table
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