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@capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com
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liquored up, lacquered down

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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 06/10/2026
the latina belt just got 4 states higher
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 04/10/2026
bruh
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 03/10/2026
I'm all over the place. This post was inspired by How To Fish, but I've been working through Expedition 33 lately and STS 2 here and there
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 03/10/2026
everything is so stupid now lmao
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you can feel the Tao flowing through all of existence after 2 beers
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 03/10/2026
nobody make medium sized games anymore. every game is either less than 1 GB or I need to spend $250 on a new drive just to download it
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 30/09/2026
I'll be awaiting "Big Bill's Discount Lounge" featuring pool tables, a couple of lanes, and karaoke on Thursdays and Saturdays.
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 30/09/2026
honestly kind of worth it because at any moment i have basically unlimited pre-minced garlic ready to go, portioned and easy to split into smaller bits if needed that's not shitty jar-lic in water or oil
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 30/09/2026
my wife gets a bunch of freshly-minced garlic from work for free so we use a silicone mold to freeze it into cubes and its awesome for food prep. just put the mold through the dishwasher and the entire kitchen smells like garlic every time i open it and not in a good way
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 27/09/2026
I finally cracked the code. the seriouseats recipe got me very far including an amazing fry nearly every time, but I always struggled with the sauce being too thin and breaking. my solution, just make a roux with the leftover dredging flour, dummy!
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 27/09/2026
chicken piccata
chicken piccata over spaghetti on a rather cluttered cutting board. the sauce is very thick (in a good way I promise)
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 26/09/2026
there are so many videos of teenagers hurting themselves like crazy with similar contraptions, always at night
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
interviewer: how do you feel about the government voter: dogs have 5 legs. the tail is a leg
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/09/2026
Common salmon W
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 22/09/2026
Did you see that Chinook salmon instantly re-colonized all the way up into almost all of their old habitats basically as soon as the Klamath dams came down www.nature.com/articles/s41...
nature.com
Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 19/09/2026
juggalo lana del rey be like 'my pussy tastes like faygo moon mist'
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 19/09/2026
and Until Dawn
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 19/09/2026
and Mass effect
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 19/09/2026
sorry to burst your bubble but this is Fallout 4
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
monday
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 13/09/2026
saluting this fallen soldier. you can rest now, old friend.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
nature.com
Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 10/09/2026
at a Walmart for the first time in like 3 years and I can feel the humanity being sucked out of my body this place just feels evil
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 06/09/2026
one ticket for Coyote Vs Acme, please
mirror selfie, no face, wearing a suit and tie
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 04/09/2026
"You speak most like someone from Oregon" this is Seattle erasure
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 04/09/2026
bag=beg
dialect map of the US with the west entirely red
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 04/09/2026
google image search results, 3 of them
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 01/09/2026
been really happy to see Matt's recovery and I'm glad he appears to be doing well. All respect to the guys for continuing the show. Their branching out, broadening scope has been a great direction for them, but I sure do miss his regular presence.
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 31/08/2026
you don't need to tell me I'm already listening to it again
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 31/08/2026
I played the whole thing for my X-oomer mother who never listened to hip-hop on a road trip and she loved it. Bridging generational divides for white people everywhere
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 31/08/2026
my most millennial take is that nobody can tell me putting Int'l players anthem over gimmie some loving isn't one of the most inspired and kickass record openings of all time
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 30/08/2026
beer beer beer beer beer beer vodka aoda
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 30/08/2026
might could be actually srunk
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
$5 Costco hotdog and beer combo
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
ok they're supposed to be hers I. the middle but those leg proportions are way off
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
I just realized how dumb this poster is why do they have three feet each in the middle
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
ok nevermind this movie fuckin rules
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
you're stupid for going down there in the first place, don't go in the small hole that kills you!
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 29/08/2026
bro why the fuck am I watching this I'm claustrophobic as hell
The Descent (2005)
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 28/08/2026
that's flying too close to the sun
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 28/08/2026
I drank 6 hazy ipas last night, watched The Abyss and woke up feeling like shit
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 24/08/2026
cowards shit to disable comments and qts @holdmybooks.bsky.social, whats the matter sweetie? i would think someone who likes books is familiar with the concept of irony, seems like you don't love that take for some reason
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 23/08/2026
like do you think he agrees with charlie kirk's views and is doing a genuine tribute here lmao
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 23/08/2026
have you ever heard of the concept of irony?
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 23/08/2026
why do you like charlie kirk or something
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
saw this pic and started crying due to its threatening nature
cat who looks to be throwing something. edited in is a big tomato. so looks like cat is throwing the tomato at you
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 23/08/2026
ok, expedition 33 isnt overhyped. they really put their whole pussy into this game
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capy-BOO-ra @capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com · 23/08/2026
watching a video from one terminally online insane dude with incoherent politics absolutely taking down another terminally online insane dude with incoherent politics
Simpsons monkey knife fight
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