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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mistake them for a social interaction. Yuck.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Hey, Siri - Can you block any text message with “Talarico” in the message.”

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They call for a review for a hostile act for Clark slightly moving a player who is pushing into her space but turn a blind eye to a player getting hooked and body slammed? Make it make sense.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The ol’ Congressional Leeroy Jenkins. They never saw it coming.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What an impressive game for Keenum. Not good “for an old guy” or “third option” - just playing really smart and showing a strong/accurate arm. The defense has even looked pretty good for the most part.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If there was ever a set of downs to show a team trying not to score points, then that was it.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Awful decision by Johnson there. I usually like his aggressiveness but that wasn’t the spot.

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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Get Roush off this damn team - at least keep him off the field until he proves himself. He constantly makes mistakes.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Huh - would have guessed this was authored by Ron Vara.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Its like multiplication rules of +\- numbers: If something good happens to good people: Good If something bad happens to good people: Bad If something good happens to bad people: Bad If something bad happens to bad people: Good This is a case of the last example. Laugh away.

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Zach @zrcr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need to break the supermajority in Indiana this election cycle before the morons in our Statehouse do this. Right now they have stopped at porn.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Only if I am running late to make them understand that I am so important that I value a cup of coffee over their interview. #Winning #CareerMaxxing

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was under the impression that an Out of Office auto response and IM status tells people that I am unavailable. Apparently, it means that I will never reply to your question/request because you are incapable of reading my messages anyway.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

FuuUUUUUUck uber. Proce went from $8 to $30 in an hour. Ok. Whatever. When booking it went from 8min prior to booking a driver to not picking me up for 20min. I hope that company burns in hell. This is bullshit.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sitting in a blues bar in Nashville thinking this is probably the vibe it used to be around here. Im about two blocks off of Broadway and went from nuts-to-butts to a chill crowd by walking two blocks north.

Alex Kramer and his band playing at Bourbon Street Blues and Boogie Bar.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sending good vibes. Hope everything is OK.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Saw a billboard just as I was driving into Nashville proudly stating that in Tennessee you don’t need a prescription to get Ivermectin. What a world we live in.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When you go to the bar with the new patio/3-season room addition and the boomers show up and ask to have the screens closed and the fans shut off… Mind you, the dining room had plenty of open seating. “Sir, this steak is far too juicy.”

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Either Penelope should be pronounced to rhyme with elope, or elope should be pronounced to rhyme with Penelope. You can't have it both ways.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm good thanks

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Happy to help. If you want the text versions, just let me know and I can DM them to you with regular text instead.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sure am glad I am not a Packers fan. What a drive…

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bears with that Fifty-Burger. We all saw this coming, right?

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dear Microsoft and other computer smart people, There should be a “BCC Me” feature in your emails. This would allow me to respond with “hey, not my problem. Talk to this guy instead.” And then I would no longer be on the email chain.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

That is where those two programs are at. It is either win or lose.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Ole Miss and Louisville game just posted the top WR for each team. One is named Deuce and the other is Tre. I am not sure how to handle this information but it does seem important.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Making a mental list of skits for @snootyjuicer.bsky.social to watch when she gets up. So far it is every single one of them.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

WKUK now on Prime? Goodbye the last three days of my four day weekend!

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It is headlines like this that 100% feed my desire to GTFO of the USA for my retirement.

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

there is no realistic option but to pack this court

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Again, Canada. I am sorry. We suck.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Amazing how many bigoted posts are pushed onto my Facebook timeline each time I happen to meander onto that hellsite. They aren’t people I follow, just posts of bigotry being suggested by FB.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Decided to have a nice lil bowl of Cinnamon Life as a dessert. Apparently, some others decided to get there first. There were ants. Tons of ants. Did I notice? Of course, was it after I had several bites? Also of course.

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