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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The ol’ Congressional Leeroy Jenkins. They never saw it coming.

CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What an impressive game for Keenum. Not good “for an old guy” or “third option” - just playing really smart and showing a strong/accurate arm. The defense has even looked pretty good for the most part.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Awful decision by Johnson there. I usually like his aggressiveness but that wasn’t the spot.

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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Get Roush off this damn team - at least keep him off the field until he proves himself. He constantly makes mistakes.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Huh - would have guessed this was authored by Ron Vara.

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Zach @zrcr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need to break the supermajority in Indiana this election cycle before the morons in our Statehouse do this. Right now they have stopped at porn.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Only if I am running late to make them understand that I am so important that I value a cup of coffee over their interview. #Winning #CareerMaxxing

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was under the impression that an Out of Office auto response and IM status tells people that I am unavailable. Apparently, it means that I will never reply to your question/request because you are incapable of reading my messages anyway.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

FuuUUUUUUck uber. Proce went from $8 to $30 in an hour. Ok. Whatever. When booking it went from 8min prior to booking a driver to not picking me up for 20min. I hope that company burns in hell. This is bullshit.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sitting in a blues bar in Nashville thinking this is probably the vibe it used to be around here. Im about two blocks off of Broadway and went from nuts-to-butts to a chill crowd by walking two blocks north.

Alex Kramer and his band playing at Bourbon Street Blues and Boogie Bar.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Saw a billboard just as I was driving into Nashville proudly stating that in Tennessee you don’t need a prescription to get Ivermectin. What a world we live in.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When you go to the bar with the new patio/3-season room addition and the boomers show up and ask to have the screens closed and the fans shut off… Mind you, the dining room had plenty of open seating. “Sir, this steak is far too juicy.”

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Either Penelope should be pronounced to rhyme with elope, or elope should be pronounced to rhyme with Penelope. You can't have it both ways.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm good thanks

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sure am glad I am not a Packers fan. What a drive…

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bears with that Fifty-Burger. We all saw this coming, right?

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dear Microsoft and other computer smart people, There should be a “BCC Me” feature in your emails. This would allow me to respond with “hey, not my problem. Talk to this guy instead.” And then I would no longer be on the email chain.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

That is where those two programs are at. It is either win or lose.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Ole Miss and Louisville game just posted the top WR for each team. One is named Deuce and the other is Tre. I am not sure how to handle this information but it does seem important.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Making a mental list of skits for @snootyjuicer.bsky.social to watch when she gets up. So far it is every single one of them.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

WKUK now on Prime? Goodbye the last three days of my four day weekend!

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

there is no realistic option but to pack this court

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Again, Canada. I am sorry. We suck.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Amazing how many bigoted posts are pushed onto my Facebook timeline each time I happen to meander onto that hellsite. They aren’t people I follow, just posts of bigotry being suggested by FB.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Decided to have a nice lil bowl of Cinnamon Life as a dessert. Apparently, some others decided to get there first. There were ants. Tons of ants. Did I notice? Of course, was it after I had several bites? Also of course.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A goth group that sings Christmas songs: Carolin Manson

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Attn: Visine Corp Would not recommend a chipotle pepper infused version of your drops.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Oh boy. It is that time of year again where we get notified 34 different ways that I am supposed to donate to the United Way.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

JD is really buried deep in there lately.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ron Swanson dinner of a NY Strip and bourbon. Good times.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Somehow racked up $40 in tolls on my 24hr visit to Dallas. 60 miles. Forty dollars. And people ask why I don’t want to take a job in Dallas. For the record, the toll road was the only part of the highway not in gridlock at 3:45pm.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

A lady just parked her car with a “5th Wife” personalized license plate at this Five Guys. It does not appear she has any formal association with the franchise.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Today I bought a $50 bottle of Champagne for when it happens.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I like warm weather - but um, no. It is fine, though, because it is a wet heat.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Don’t be the person to send a “Thanks” message when a large meeting ends. Just don’t…

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Walking through my local grocery store and saw an old man with two belt clips. One with his phone and one for his gun. I literally guffawed when the thought crossed my mind that some day he may accidentally try to answer his gun. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It appears half of my job is proving I am not some maniac who broke into our building or hacked my computer trying to be me. Yo, IT folks, nobody is dumb and tenacious enough to do that.

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CaptHandlebar @capthandlebar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Is he talking about Iran or Ice?

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