Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If I’m on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social and I answer the penultimate question in the round, do I have to select the last clue? If it’s a category I don’t feel confident in, can I not choose it? @kenjennings.bsky.social please advise! 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I bought tickets for a show in Chicago and unknowingly got suite service too. Open bar? Yes please! 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Shortly after @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I adopted our puppy, I set off the smoke alarm while searing some meat. He hid under the bed and came out when he thought it was safe. Now, months later, anytime he hears any amount of sizzle, he runs to hide. Our pup has PTSD from my cooking. 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The worst part about leaving an all-inclusive resort is that it’s past 10am and no one has offered me a drink. 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If you’ve misplaced your problem, I know where you can find it. 120
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I didn’t read the headline and got really excited! Yes, let’s ban 16 year olds! 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The internet has been out for over 12 hours so I’m stuck watching daytime broadcast TV. You’re not going to believe this, but he IS NOT the father!!! 210
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026You spend your whole life searching for the perfect dive bar. I think I found it today… @capthandlebar.bsky.social 100
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026If you’re in your 40s, you know that this is the only way to make pudding. 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Things I love: My pups Things I love less: my body waking me up early to let them outside, even when I’m not home with them. 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Me: can we get a koala? @capthandlebar.bsky.social: you can’t just get a koala. You have to take a class to be koala-fied! Me: I hate you 130
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Flying out of Newark this morning and didn’t see any “cold” guys. Were they removed that quickly after the overnight session? 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Boarding the ferry to the Statue of Liberty… Older Asian Gentleman: what is that out in the water? Me: the big green lady? Man: yes Me: that’s the Statue of Liberty! You’re getting on the boat to see her up close! Man: that’s her? She’s not so big! 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I made homemade pizza tonight, which means cranking the oven up to 500. The smoke alarm went off and our pup (who looks like a grown dog!) hid in the shower. Glad he found his safe space! 120
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I spent the 90s singing “Informer…yousoanemfjadaplaya. I leckdemboomboomnow” Don’t tell me you need to know the lyrics to enjoy the music. 030
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Life with @capthandlebar.bsky.social Me: Can I have a hug? Capt: ugh…yeah… Me: I appreciate your sacrifice 120
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Just finished Madame Restell by @jenashleywright.bsky.social Y’all… 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026This might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Went to the store today to grab a few things before the new semester starts on Monday…and that’s when I ran into my principal. 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Tonight, @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I celebrated our 9th anniversary. All I can say is that I’m happy. After 9 years, I’m still happy. And I’m not sure what else a gal could ask for. 230
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I know we just celebrated Dick VanDyke’s 100th birthday but 2 things have been bothering me. First, he’s now too old to play with Legos. The age range is 4-99. Second, in The Christmas Song, you wish Merry Christmas to kids from 1 to 92. So ol’ Dick gets no Legos or a Merry Christmas? 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025You can keep your Christmas cookies. My holiday baking is homemade bread. The house smells amazing! 030
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025What and how? Were they hiding under a post-it or something? 020
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Sometimes, I have pizza for breakfast…sometimes, I have breakfast pizza. 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Continuing a Christmas tradition with @capthandlebar.bsky.social 030
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 14/12/2025We lost electricity for about an hour. These are the 3 books I tried to start reading. I have varying tastes… *I’ve read Thief and Ended Badly before. Verses was the new kid on the block. 020
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Christmas ‘24: @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London Christmas ‘25: Capt tix to see Oasis in Chicago *Oasis has said they won’t tour again until 2027 and that’s an “if”. Please send suggestions for the Capt’s 2026 Christmas 100
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I had never lived with dog until @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I bought our house. After all of the cuddle puddles in the past 6 years, I’m not sure how I ever sat on the couch without a pup next to me. 140
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 27/11/2025We haven’t even eaten dinner yet and this kid is exhausted. Happy 1st Thanksgiving furry Murray! 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025We welcomed this kid into our family today! Meet Murray! @capthandlebar.bsky.social 140
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Visiting my parents, where I use my brother’s Netflix account. I’m going to jack up his preferences/suggestions. This is how I finally get revenge for all of the “I’m not touching you” 40 years ago. Stay focused on the long game, folks. 040
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Why is it The South of France and not southern France? Can I be from The South of Indiana instead of southern IN? 000
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Earlier this week, I completed the Whole30, which is really more like the Whole50. I was consistently craving pizza the entire time. Today, that changed… 030
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Modern day love notes with @capthandlebar.bsky.social *Today is the last day of my Whole30. The only craving I have had while doing this has been pizza. 020
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 28/08/2025For Christmas 2024, I got @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London. For Christmas 2025, I got him tickets to see them again in Chicago. It’s nice to honor tradition. 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I’m starting Whole30 on Monday. Today, I’ve had Spam, bacon, and pepperoni. I’m an addict getting one last high before rehab. 010
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 26/07/2025What do you give an introvert for Christmas? Tickets to see one of his favorite bands with 89,999 people! A late Merry Christmas @capthandlebar.bsky.social! 020
Snooty Juicer @snootyjuicer.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Three weeks!! youtube.com/shorts/Y6fgZ...youtube.comOasis - Don't Look Back In Anger (live in Cardiff, 4th July 2025)YouTube video by Radio X 010
