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An Asexual Cryptid

@captainvirginity.bsky.social
131 followers 93 following 340 posts

He/They, Creature, haver of Autism, dense, enjoyer of rock/metal music but will listen to others, employee of the month. Pfp mii by @likelylikey.bsky.social

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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hitting the block button has to me always felt like slamming the door on a nosey Jehovah's Witness rather than burning a bridge and I feel like more people need to see it that way
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! SLIME CURSED ! @sofia-drawsmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when the client joins the stream and im working on their commission
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No I see what you mean
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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D.P (LVL UP 10/13 🎂)✨ @dp-in-the-sky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN H̵͚̮̉̈́Ả̸̲̖L̵̗̯̃L̴̹̝̿͌Ŏ̴̘̫W̶̝͇̄̀É̸̥̗Ê̵̯͔̚N̷̦̕ͅ
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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DUBIOUS DATA @dubiousdata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/12/2024
welcome to the cocktagon
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Austin DT ᕦ(ˇòᴗó)⊃━☆ඞ @coolausdtindt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scientists have found a way to concentrate death itself into a stable liquid, and it's used as the base for most medicines.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably the funniest thing I've said in Deadlock allchat
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Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sir I see your plea but this is not the place nor time
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy MCR butterfly effect day everybody
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Ꚃ𝕌☈Ᏻᙦ⌁the⌁⑩REC @surgeashura.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if gender was combat i wud b a war criminal
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Marvel Rivals Official @marvelrivalsglobal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tune in to Twitch streams to unlock exclusive rewards, including the Squirrel Girl "Will of Galacta" Spray, Nameplate, Skipping Squirrel Emote, and the adorable Squirrel Girl "Will of Galacta" costume! Event Time: Starts: September 11 at 12:00 PM UTC Ends: October 9 at 9:00 AM UTC #MarvelRivals
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
‘Blue’s Clues’ premiered 30 years ago today on Nickelodeon.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never mind I'm a jackass 8/10 (What is up with me and this album?)
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NationOfOranges696 @nationoforanges696.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The PlayStation 1, when first released in Japan, was 16 years old when this first aired.
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I genuinely want to like this album, I've liked every MIW release prior to some extent, but it just doesn't hit the way I feel it should, for the songs themselves they range from 6.5's to 11's but as a complete piece to me it feels like a 4, it's too inconsistent.
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay so... addendum to this, I gave Decades a relisten the other day and... oh my god what happened, the highs are too high to where the mid points become low points, it flips so weird one minute you're hearing the best metal song ever and the next it's just... okay? I want to like it but I can't
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Steven Sloss 🛸 @stevensloss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when ur group small but yall crazy
comic panel from the one with weird al in it showing weird al holding an accordion saying: "hit it boys!"
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Put that away Saturn there's children here
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Koboltoon | Video Dames! @koboltoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unironically a damn good movie
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary, to all who celebrate
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FINALLY JUBILEE CAN SIT DOWN
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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selfcest de personagem problemático @broto.solar · 27/08/2026
good afternoon
bootleg plushies of hornet and the vessel from hollow knight with the text of 'repost to cancel GTA 6"
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Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
streamer stuff like this always gets me all Mr. Rogers at the Senate like "I'm very much concerned, as I know you are, with the stupid worthless shit being delivered to our children"
Mr. Rogers in his famous Senate testimony
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i'm alice @heyimheroic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This Mii, Matt, was created today, 20 years ago. He first appeared in Wii Sports which released just a few months after. We can tell exactly when he was created by datamining his file in Wii Music: August 30th, 2006, at 4:24 AM.
Matt (Wii)screenshot of Matt (Wii) in Wii Sports as the champion of boxing
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tikal version I also reorganized the other six
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Little collage I made of the Sonic Adventure end title cards. I may make another with Tikal included later.
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Starlight @lightshine64.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Soulcalibur is not a real game man
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
thought abt this picture again and cackled outloud in public
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The universe never takes the people we actually want gone
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well at least two of the three are good
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He honestly doesn't even look that weird more human like proportions, fans have been drawing Sonic with more "normal" proportions for years to where this just looks fine, a bit jarring but fine, and he's kinda growing on me too.
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