An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sir I see your plea but this is not the place nor time 010 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Never mind I'm a jackass 8/10 (What is up with me and this album?) 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tikal version I also reorganized the other six 010 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Little collage I made of the Sonic Adventure end title cards. I may make another with Tikal included later. 010 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Someone draw Shadow using this scythe with the Doom Wings and my life is yours #shadow #fortnite 010 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Behold! My spine shortening surgery clients! 110 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Shortened the distance between his hips and stomach patch and it looks so much better 100 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Headed to Ren Fair today wish me luck 100 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Just a year off poomang.com/en/t/brain_test/result/154192190?c=3 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I SEE YOU MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT I SEE YOU 0190 19
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Went out with my mom and sister and got peak for $24.99 020 2
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Silver's beef with Guy is so damn funny 110 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 08/04/2026My cat's at the vet right now and I don't get her back till 7 I need my baby NOW 010 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 29/03/2026How. Was this. Design. Scraped???? 020 2
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you? This will change eventually 001 1
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Gonna start 2026 off strong with an extended version of Meteora 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Here's my favorite albums I listened to in 2025. My rule was one album per artist. 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 26/12/2025You mind if I share my new bass with y'all? 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read? 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Things that shouldn't match up: Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel. Chester Bennington's passing. 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 18/11/2025So I logged on to Tumblr, and WHY IS THIS HERE??? I was in these fandoms for like a week and that week is approaching a decade ago, HOW ARE YOU TWO FUCKS HERE??? 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I found the HEX code for my favorite color. My wardrobe will soon be flooded with it. 000 0
An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I can't be the only person who lost their shit when they saw the "Big Man Bench™" right? 000 0