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An Asexual Cryptid

@captainvirginity.bsky.social
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He/They, Creature, haver of Autism, dense, enjoyer of rock/metal music but will listen to others, employee of the month. Pfp mii by @likelylikey.bsky.social

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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sir I see your plea but this is not the place nor time
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never mind I'm a jackass 8/10 (What is up with me and this album?)
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tikal version I also reorganized the other six
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Little collage I made of the Sonic Adventure end title cards. I may make another with Tikal included later.
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Someone draw Shadow using this scythe with the Doom Wings and my life is yours #shadow #fortnite
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How life got me feeling lately
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Here's chuckle man
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And a slightly better Sonic
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Slightly better Shadow
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Behold! My spine shortening surgery clients!
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Zoomed in original for reference
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Shortened the distance between his hips and stomach patch and it looks so much better
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was not expecting that
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
$60 polycule right here
Some Murder Drones plushes I got from Gamestop that were too damn expensive. Left to right is N, Uzi, and V.
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Headed to Ren Fair today wish me luck
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just a year off poomang.com/en/t/brain_test/result/154192190?c=3
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I SEE YOU MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT I SEE YOU
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Went out with my mom and sister and got peak for $24.99
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sweet baby
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Silver's beef with Guy is so damn funny
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I need it
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My cat's at the vet right now and I don't get her back till 7 I need my baby NOW
A photo of my cat Lucifer Mildred Garmadon (Last name starting with D) taken in my old house
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
How. Was this. Design. Scraped????
An alternative design for Squirrel Girl's Nut Rocker skin in Marvel Rivals that went unused
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Happy 23rd Meteora
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you? This will change eventually
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Day 1 purchase
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I fear we've never been more back
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I got a call out
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Gonna start 2026 off strong with an extended version of Meteora
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Here's my favorite albums I listened to in 2025. My rule was one album per artist.
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
You mind if I share my new bass with y'all?
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Is... is Jesus the hot meatloaf? Does he serve the hot meatloaf? In what way should this sign be read?
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Things that shouldn't match up: Infinite's theme getting released on the Sonic YouTube channel. Chester Bennington's passing.
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
So I logged on to Tumblr, and WHY IS THIS HERE??? I was in these fandoms for like a week and that week is approaching a decade ago, HOW ARE YOU TWO FUCKS HERE???
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I found the HEX code for my favorite color. My wardrobe will soon be flooded with it.
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I can't be the only person who lost their shit when they saw the "Big Man Bench™" right?
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's spooky month bitches
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The anticipation is killing me
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm gonna implode
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Denver got prettier
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An Asexual Cryptid @captainvirginity.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Denver's pretty
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