Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gif!static.klipy.comScotland Flag Waving - Today YesALT: Scotland Flag Waving - Today Yes 020
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Captain Ted and his crew of RNLI Bears: 'Grrrrrrrrrr!' 041
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We wonder how they cope on single track roads with passing places. 110
Reposted by Captain Ted Karen (yes, yes, I know 😈) @karkin64.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️😜 21810
Reposted by Captain Ted Eoghan Daltun 🌍 @irishrainforest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Cantabrian brown bears have clawed their way back from the edge of extinction in northern Spain, and nature tourism keeps villagers in jobs where farming culture cannot. Rewilding hugely benefits rural life and economies. www.theguardian.com/travel/2026/...theguardian.com‘So big and so close’: spotting endangered bears on a trip to northern SpainConservationists have helped Cantabrian brown bears claw their way back from the edge of extinction in the beautiful mountains of Asturias – and carefully controlled nature tourism allows visitors to ... 624569
Reposted by Captain Ted Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread. 19571771173
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Captain Ted: 'My crew are all recruited from the RNLI Shop. They are all fantastic volunteers 👏 030
Reposted by Captain Ted Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 07/09/2026An arts space, right next door to the Piece Hall - already a fantastic concert venue. Looks well worth saving to me! 👍 13610
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The whisky walk at Islay is Laphroaig, Lagavulin then Ardbeg. 120
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Betty: 'Humph! As usual, it's down to me to do the laundry'. (*mutters*) 051
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Excellent news! A valuable local resource and hub. 000
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Betty: 'Here I am on the island of Ulva at the famous Boathouse Restaurant. I can confirm that the Cullen Skink is delicious! #Mull #UlvaFerry 192
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Captain Ted: 'In other news, children attend school'. 120
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Captain Ted (*scoffs the scones*) 'Thanks very much!' Betty (*fumes*) 120
Reposted by Captain Ted Xena @wiltshirecat1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A cat charity in Leeds, who visits feral cat colonies, spotted Ginge, who had been missing for almost a year, & almost 100 miles from his home in Sunderland. He has since been reunited with his humans after his microchip was scanned at a vets. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukA missing cat was found in Leeds after disappearing last yearGinge the cat was found in Leeds almost a year after going missing from his home in Sunderland. 532440302
Reposted by Captain Ted Munro Bear @munrobear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026 On this the inglorious 12th spare a thought for the millions of pheasants raised in industrial factory farms in France then released into the UK country side to be shot, starve or killed on the roads. #inglorious12th 3103
Reposted by Captain Ted Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Notice for cat owners: Your cat will expect breakfast to be served as soon as the eclipse is over. 403217530
Reposted by Captain Ted Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign. 10752481136
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Betty: 'She's a heilan coo so used to being transported by ferry! 020
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Betty: 'I found poor Bonnie wandering and lost in Mallaig so I brought her aboard' Captain Ted: 'Help! She's licking me!" 1133
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Billy: 'Someone's been eating my basil leaves!' (*muffled moo*) Betty: 'Erm, we have a new member of the crew. Meet Bonnie!' 081
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Captain Ted: 'My crew took me about 5 years ago, whilst it was being restored. An interesting place!' 000
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Captain Ted: 'Correct about the holidays, Mr Bear. In the North West of England each mill town used to have their own fortnight off, so-called Wakes Weeks'. 010
Reposted by Captain Ted Rhoda Meek @wodieskodie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026West Coast Today - News - Sew... www.westcoasttoday.co.uk/news/sewag… #scothinewswestcoasttoday.co.ukWest Coast Today - News - Sewage bay carries major impact warningRotting sewage piling up on one of Mull’s most photographed bays will have a major impact on wildlife living there, it has been warned. 011
Reposted by Captain Ted Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You've got to hand it to Trump's criminal apprentice... Infantino will never make as much personal cash out of the FIFA presidency as Trump does from the US. But a few tens of millions should give him a fairly comfortable retirement 🤮 NBhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c8xng9894z0obbc.co.ukWorld Cup: Uefa furious at reports Fifa plan to sell stakes in tournamentEuropean football's governing body Uefa reacts furiously to proposals from Fifa to seek private investment in its competitions, including the World Cup. 67518
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Heading up to Mallaig with precipitation within sight 010
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Mr Huggles: 'If this was a car rally they would be warned and then the stage abandoned'. 010
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026At least other channels put some presidental-themed action movies 000
Reposted by Captain Ted Yorkshire Dales National Park @yorkshiredales.org.uk · 17/07/2026If you're spending time in and around the National Park this weekend, please: 🔥 Do not light barbecues or campfires. 🌊 Waterways can look deceptively calm and shallow at this time of year BUT rivers and lakes can be extremely cold, deep and difficult to get out of. 15428
Reposted by Captain Ted ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎 @thomasashman64.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My Daily Count Binface appreciation post Make Your Vote Count 4205
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Captain Ted: 'Aye the Clipper Round the World boats were in Oban last week!' 030
Reposted by Captain Ted Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026On my way, Clacton. 579152763460
Reposted by Captain Ted Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If you open and close this stadium the right number of times it will tell your fortune 122560
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Captain Ted: 'I think that might unbalance my boat!' 130
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Captain Ted: "Humph! I'm MUCH better looking than that AI image!' 4102
