Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Captain Ted and his crew of RNLI Bears: 'Grrrrrrrrrr!' 041
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Captain Ted: 'My crew are all recruited from the RNLI Shop. They are all fantastic volunteers 👏 030
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Betty: 'Humph! As usual, it's down to me to do the laundry'. (*mutters*) 051
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Betty: 'Here I am on the island of Ulva at the famous Boathouse Restaurant. I can confirm that the Cullen Skink is delicious! #Mull #UlvaFerry 192
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Betty: 'I found poor Bonnie wandering and lost in Mallaig so I brought her aboard' Captain Ted: 'Help! She's licking me!" 1133
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Billy: 'Someone's been eating my basil leaves!' (*muffled moo*) Betty: 'Erm, we have a new member of the crew. Meet Bonnie!' 081
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Captain Ted: 'My crew took me about 5 years ago, whilst it was being restored. An interesting place!' 000
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Heading up to Mallaig with precipitation within sight 010
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Captain Ted: "Humph! I'm MUCH better looking than that AI image!' 4102
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Captain Ted: 'A replacement rudder for my boat three years ago cost £8,000. Mr FT, my ship's Purser went pale and fainted when he saw the bill!' 250
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Captain Ted: 'They only eat wooden ones or marine plywood. Superyachts are mostly aluminum other yachts are Glass Reinforced Plastic. Also it's only occurring off Gibraltar' 000
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Billy: "I've removed 3 lead acid boat batteries, fitted 1 new liffium iron frustrate battery with a 60 amp trip switch!" Captain Ted: 'Errr. Right Billy, carry on'. 070
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Mr Huggles: "It's also a very good rally venue!" 010
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Captain Ted: 'I've had snuff of hooman politics. We are sailing to the Old Forge Pub at Knoydart for a pint' #SmallBearsNeedBeer. 051
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Capt Ted: 'We are having a tweet up with Little Chewy and Tang. Cider already flowing!' 2162
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Captain Ted: 'The quantity of pie - more pie the better'. 130
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Mr Huggles: 'Merry Christmas to one and all! I'm in Babs the van and enjoying an evening in #Didsbury' 060
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Mr O'Brien has landed a proper journalism job in case it doesn't work out. @mrjamesob.bsky.social 040
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Tiny Pirate Bear: 'Arr 'tissue reverse ferreting!' 020
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Tiny Pirate Bear: "I couldn't manage a whole one! Could he be turned into sosages?" 120
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Mr FT: 'I can organise the appropriate bribe...' 020
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I'm at Blyton Race Track and sitting on a really old hand built racing car!' 1133
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Captain Ted: 'Not sure how us teddies, stuffies, cats, dogs, World Bollard Associations and Tripe Marketing Boards are going to prove our ages'. 000
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Mr Huggles: 'Up there is a nest of four swallow fledglings. The hoomans can't take decent wildlife pictures!' 050
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Mr Huggles: 'We normally marshall classic rally cars but love Evos and Imps'. 120
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Mr Huggles: 'It's thirsty work, this rallying!'. 130
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Mr FT: 'I can confirm this. Plus we can't drive!' 020
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Captain Ted: 'Almost as long as some of Betty's lectures about de-wintering a boat '. 040
Captain Ted @captainted5.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Mr FT: 'This makes hacking the other PC small groups easier'. 140
