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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bill Watterson (the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes) gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's fantastic.
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𝐕𝐀𝐋. @valliuhm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
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独楽子@関西コミティア D64 @km7ko.misskey.design.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Cactus #inktober #inktober2026
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
will hitting the black arrow is so fucking beautiful
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
PAC (Benjamin Satterley) Passes Away
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PAC (Benjamin Satterley) Passes Away - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Benjamin Satterley, better known to wrestling fans as PAC in AEW, has passed away at the age of 40. 
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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ev 🐱🕸️ @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Juno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aelita from Pokémon Rejuvenation
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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feef✨MCM London B-18 @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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arttu @ilomart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Suwako, commission
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boreian (battle mode) 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
accurate depiction of discovering someone has a mutual interest
young ladies dont play fighting games
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My guiding moonlight...
Kirby and the Moonlight Greatsword
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary, to all who celebrate
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's been 16 years since Satoshi Kon passed away.
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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I understand that it sucks to have to read a book you didn't choose as a kid but when people are like 40 and still going, "well assigned reading turned me off from reading" it's like, ok but you're 40. No one has assigned you a book in like 20 years.
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Danny Boy (Janichroma) @janichroma.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
[This is not a release post] Hey guys, I just wanted to write up something to get you guys ready for tomorrow. It answers a few questions you may have, and on how to begin the new content. Check it out: www.rebornevo.com/rejuvdev/rec...
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v14 Setup Post [Everything you need to know!]
(Disclaimer: This post will probably be updated as time goes on today if there's anything I missed or realize I want to add later. Or maybe not!) Hey there! It's finally time again! This is not the re...
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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GenericDecay🔞 On hiatus! @genericdecay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
#charma
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The famous "nyoron" meme comic with characters from Haruhi, with the dialogue edited. Churuya, a super-deformed version of green-haired Haruhi character Tsuruya, asks a primitive-looking version of Kyon

"Kyon-kun, hey, Kyon-kun. Is my meme still doing the big numbers online?"

Kyon replies "2006 was two decades ago. It's old enough to vote."

A perplexed looking Churuya replies "Nyoron".
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micol @mic0l.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
> oversharing > yappe's regret > vow of silence > irrepressible urge to tal >
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The Captain @captainmomo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Brandon O’Brien, but wearing a wolf mask @therisingtithes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
new flavour of catholic guilt just dropped: procrastinating on your novel
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Suraj has a point.
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 21/06/2026
"Expecting me to read books and look up words is discriminatory" is for sure a viewpoint that crops up online, and it's very important to make fun of it every time
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Bennett The Sage @bennettthesage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*taps mic* If you're watching a video essay, and after about a minute or so, the voice over goes, "To answer ______, we gotta go back-", CLICK THE VIDEO OFF.
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Vide 18+ @videnight.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
like i cannot. its not about drawing the sex...its about drawing the mood of sex. what does the sex mean...what is the sex saying about the relationship...
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cathartes 🔞 @cathartes-immundus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"why dont you ship-" it doesnt move my heart or my boner idk what to tell you. i dont choose where i end up.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
For some reason the guy deleted his post, I suspect because of the thousands of notifications, but for the daytime crowd here's this. Windows is feeding everything you type to AI. Checked myself, several FFXIV and WoW guildies confirmed it's there and turned on by default. Go turn it off.
A screencap of Windows 11 settings, down the Time & Language > Typing > Typing Insights branch where Windows 10 & 11 have "Typing Insights" toggled on as default. The text says "Windows is using artificial intelligence to help you type" and absolutely the hell not, turn that shit off right now.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 15/05/2026
The #FFXIV Free Login Campaign has returned! 💡 sqex.to/ig9gP From today through June 14, eligible players can play for free for a limited time. Use this opportunity to catch up on Patch 7.5 and tackle new challenges! 💪
A banner for the Final Fantasy 14 Online Free Login Campaign. Text reads: Play up to 96 hours for free, Free Login Campaign, Final Fantasy 14 Online, ends June 14. Accounts must have been inactive for at least 30 days to be eligible. In the background is a screenshot of player characters dressed in casual attire cheering in the background.
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jazz (fefw spoiler zone) @miffz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
don’t
Microsoft clippy saying 

hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
🔵I'm aware
🔵Wow, rude
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The Captain @captainmomo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man got signed on and released almost a year to the date he signed his contract. Wish him the best but I doubt he'll be back in AEW
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Bennett The Sage @bennettthesage.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Once again, I point to this evergreen Calvin and Hobbes panel to explain an all too familiar attitude with the passive audience.
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 19/04/2026
Its not a hot take but man the way the word "content" is used these days. A vile bit of late stage capitalist propaganda, lumping all forms of human creativity and expression into a single wastebin teaching the public to treat all art as disposable.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
two panel 30 Rock clip:

GRIZZ: "We took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet -

TRACY: " and my mood ring! and I don't know how I feel about that. "
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The Hopeless Romantics COMMS OPEN 4/4 -READ ROMANCE REF- @hopelessromantics.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER
An image that shows many different stretches to help relieve carpal tunnel syndrome symptoms
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Myrmidia @myrmidia.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
*taps the sign* Let people dislike you. You don’t want to be friends with people who don’t like you. People block for completely random reasons. Authenticity threatens certain individuals & insecure people need a common enemy to talk smack about - genuinely, who cares what they think.
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Voltic.EXE🔋 @volticexe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
OH SHIT, THE INTELLIFUCK PILL.
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The Captain @captainmomo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I love the game but Mirror Field just suuucccckkkss. It's really annoying when the best advice I can give is either "use a Pokemon that can use Mirror Shot effectively" or breaking it with Earthquake.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You gotta be vigilant
Tumblr post by lovergf: haha nooooo don't recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don't have critical thinking skills like for real!!! stopppp haha

Reply from erikalynae
#i fear we may have girlbossed a bit too close to the hays code
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Peter, what is this? 🔞 TEAM RUB @anyhoozlebee.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
thinking about this today. i wish us all a very No Raisins
sometimes im writing smut and ill delete a dentence bc im like no i vamt write that its too indulgent, girl what are you going to the candy store for if youre just going to buy raisins
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The Captain @captainmomo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The 90s-early 00s has its hold on me
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