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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The saddest thing of my entire life might just be Germany yet again embracing a far-right political party at *exactly* the wrong time. Call me paranoid, but I don’t think this is a coincidence.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Meta Glasses. Oh good. Another way to fuck up pub quizzes.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Quiz question: What do you get when an Ivana mates with a wanker? You all know the answer. I don’t need to provide it.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Small gardens will be all the rage in the not-too-distant fuchsia.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Beeb knocks it out of the park again!

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well, somewhat inevitably, it didn’t take right-wing commentators long to suggest an equivalence between balaclava-wearing thugs aggressively protesting and burkha-wearing women not protesting in any way at all. Depressing to see so many falling for the non sequitur, but, sadly, unsurprising.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Simple and effective analysis, captured in an analogy even a Trump supporter might understand.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My question is a serious one, to the Republican senators currently propping up the declining malignant narcissist Trump. Do you TRULY understand what a malignant narcissist in charge of a country’s arsenal (including nuclear weapons) might choose to order his military to do so he can look good?

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

To be fair to the Purulent President, he’s not wrong. Indeed, the very next time he looks in a mirror he might even spot the Vandal-in-Chief…

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Has there ever been a more grotesque parade of venal, malign incompetents than the sickening assembly of suck-ups that is his inner circle and Cabinet? Hegseth, Bessant, Mullen — the tits just keep on coming. What a fucking clown show.

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ALT: Group of Clowns Waving

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The Donald Trump playbook, when he gets in serious trouble, is find someone with a gun in a near-future destination and arrest them because —of course— they will obviously be assassins. Thing is: how on Earth can you find a lone person carrying a dangerous gun in the US? It’s a total mystery!

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

FIFA and Nazis know him as “Herr Peace”…

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Trump corrupts or destroys everything to which he has a connection. Gianni Infantino is just one more example in a decades-old litany. The problem? The US President touches everything. We are all his to either corrupt or destroy.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

INCELS: f*cking c*nts who —somewhat ironically—actually can’t.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The World Cup has totally made the world realise what a thoroughly decent bloke Erling Haaland is. If, by any chance, he is reading this, I’d like to point out that Ipswich Town are not called “The Tractor Boys” for nothing. Pretty sure we can run to a tractor, and even a field of cows, in any deal.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

When can you enact the 25th Amendment? Anyone? You can enact the 25th Amendment, if —anyone?— if a PRESIDENT is —anyone?Anyone?— INCAPABLE. Incapable. Incapable of discharging their —ANYONE? ANYONE? BUELLER? BUELLER?— their presidential? —Anyone?— their PRESIDENTIAL DUTIES.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Trump [to out of camera shot minion]: Stop trade to Spain now. No reason needed, just obey me. (I paraphrase) Dear me, what a loss to the diplomatic corps the Mendacious Mandarin was…

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

King Charles should call Infantino and get Haaland suspended for sporting a Norwegian ponytail. If that’s not a foul, I don’t know what is.

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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

They call it America 250 because that’s how many people are expected to go over the course of the week.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Farage told people to react with "cold hard rage" to the appalling murder of Henry Nowak. Since then multiple officers & a police dog have been injured in violent disorder. Sign the open letter now & tell him to stop stoking hate & division: act.38degrees.org.uk/act/stop-hat...

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Nigel Farage: Stop using Henry Nowak’s murder to stoke hatred and division

I just signed the open letter calling on Nigel Farage to stop using Henry Nowak’s murder to stoke hatred and division

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Holy Coves @holycovesband.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The gorgeous Wax and Beans exclusive 'Hiraeth' Now Spinning Pre Order is live! Limited to 200 copies! Best be quick on this one! #hiraeth @waxandbeans.bsky.social

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History With Kayleigh @kayleighhistory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This video is for my geography teacher who said that I will never go anywhere in life. Haha, look at now. Eiffel Tower, Italy.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Is Trump bigger than Elvis? Quite possibly. I mean, just look at the fat fucker.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Astronauts Lutnik, Trump and Leavitt, seen here during their bold mission aboard Artemis 3. They’re making history aboard the first spacecraft ever to be fuelled solely by hot air.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Anyone else think it’s ironic that an actual king needs to remind a non-king that even kings sometimes need checks and balances? Weird times we live in.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Something Trump should perhaps bear in mind, as he goes after Jimmy Kimmel once more: If you can’t take it, then you have no business whatsoever doling it out. It makes you a prize hypocrite and a whiny snowflake.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I dunno, Donnie. If you want critics to stop calling you a fascist, you might want to stop saying, condoning and enacting fascistic shit. Just a thought.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Trump’s seemingly bottomless supply of servile grotesques certainly speaks volumes about the circles he moves in (and, evidently, has moved in for decades). How his painfully obvious deficiencies remain a mystery to so many —to the extent they elected him twice— never fails to astound me.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Absolutely this. What is gobsmacking is that any serious —or even non-serious—journalist could believe otherwise, a given his proven behaviour patterns over decades. As any half-decent job interviewer knows, the best guide to someone’s future actions is their past actions.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Some insurance companies are denying payouts to those left stranded in the Middle East, and denied the opportunity to fly on to their main holiday destination elsewhere (or even the cost of repatriation) by Trump’s “excursion” in Iran. Ironically they are citing “Act of War”. Fucked up or what?

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Dear Donald If we’re completely honest, an entire civilisation ended the moment you were re-elected. The USA, as we knew it, went away pretty much overnight. The world was suddenly presented with yet another fascistic regime, bigging itself up via what you, I think, would call “FAKE NEWS!”

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Is it too late to describe the NASA space project toilet glitch as “Artemis Foul”? I hope not.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

On behalf of Daves everywhere, can I thank Storm Dave for making us seem at least mildly dangerous.

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

That poor tech robot must desperately long for human company after that…

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Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I'm allergic to being held prisoner by bees. I keep breaking out in hives.

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