Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 10hHmm — it’s probably just Vlad realising he’s only got so much more Trump richesse to call upon before his Purulent Protege is made powerless in the midterms. Better to call it all in now, while he can. You have to say, though, Russia’s investment paid off mightily — way more than they hoped. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The saddest thing of my entire life might just be Germany yet again embracing a far-right political party at *exactly* the wrong time. Call me paranoid, but I don’t think this is a coincidence. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Meta Glasses. Oh good. Another way to fuck up pub quizzes. 001
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Quiz question: What do you get when an Ivana mates with a wanker? You all know the answer. I don’t need to provide it. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Small gardens will be all the rage in the not-too-distant fuchsia. 001
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well, somewhat inevitably, it didn’t take right-wing commentators long to suggest an equivalence between balaclava-wearing thugs aggressively protesting and burkha-wearing women not protesting in any way at all. Depressing to see so many falling for the non sequitur, but, sadly, unsurprising. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Simple and effective analysis, captured in an analogy even a Trump supporter might understand. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If the sun cat could then just sing the “Willow Farm” section of “Supper’s Ready”, I think this would be the best video ever 😂 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Seems he’s having trouble identifying “enemies, foreign and domestic”. No change there, then. His hard-on for Putin has always been embarrassing. I guess he just loves himself a bit of dic (tator)… 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Do you truly get that he WILL order it if pushed far enough? And by “pushed far enough” I mean humiliated and with no other recourse to save himself. The LOSE/LOSE scenario. He will. Will YOU let him? 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My question is a serious one, to the Republican senators currently propping up the declining malignant narcissist Trump. Do you TRULY understand what a malignant narcissist in charge of a country’s arsenal (including nuclear weapons) might choose to order his military to do so he can look good? 100
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026To be fair to the Purulent President, he’s not wrong. Indeed, the very next time he looks in a mirror he might even spot the Vandal-in-Chief… 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1goodlawproject.orgJason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law ProjectCommission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Has there ever been a more grotesque parade of venal, malign incompetents than the sickening assembly of suck-ups that is his inner circle and Cabinet? Hegseth, Bessant, Mullen — the tits just keep on coming. What a fucking clown show.static.klipy.comGroup of Clowns WavingALT: Group of Clowns Waving 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Donald Trump playbook, when he gets in serious trouble, is find someone with a gun in a near-future destination and arrest them because —of course— they will obviously be assassins. Thing is: how on Earth can you find a lone person carrying a dangerous gun in the US? It’s a total mystery! 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Trump corrupts or destroys everything to which he has a connection. Gianni Infantino is just one more example in a decades-old litany. The problem? The US President touches everything. We are all his to either corrupt or destroy. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026INCELS: f*cking c*nts who —somewhat ironically—actually can’t. 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The World Cup has totally made the world realise what a thoroughly decent bloke Erling Haaland is. If, by any chance, he is reading this, I’d like to point out that Ipswich Town are not called “The Tractor Boys” for nothing. Pretty sure we can run to a tractor, and even a field of cows, in any deal. 020
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026When can you enact the 25th Amendment? Anyone? You can enact the 25th Amendment, if —anyone?— if a PRESIDENT is —anyone?Anyone?— INCAPABLE. Incapable. Incapable of discharging their —ANYONE? ANYONE? BUELLER? BUELLER?— their presidential? —Anyone?— their PRESIDENTIAL DUTIES. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Trump [to out of camera shot minion]: Stop trade to Spain now. No reason needed, just obey me. (I paraphrase) Dear me, what a loss to the diplomatic corps the Mendacious Mandarin was… 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026King Charles should call Infantino and get Haaland suspended for sporting a Norwegian ponytail. If that’s not a foul, I don’t know what is. 010
Reposted by Captain LimeyMisha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 28/06/2026They call it America 250 because that’s how many people are expected to go over the course of the week. 1174
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Farage told people to react with "cold hard rage" to the appalling murder of Henry Nowak. Since then multiple officers & a police dog have been injured in violent disorder. Sign the open letter now & tell him to stop stoking hate & division: act.38degrees.org.uk/act/stop-hat...act.38degrees.org.ukNigel Farage: Stop using Henry Nowak’s murder to stoke hatred and divisionI just signed the open letter calling on Nigel Farage to stop using Henry Nowak’s murder to stoke hatred and division 000
Reposted by Captain LimeyHoly Coves @holycovesband.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The gorgeous Wax and Beans exclusive 'Hiraeth' Now Spinning Pre Order is live! Limited to 200 copies! Best be quick on this one! #hiraeth @waxandbeans.bsky.social 1138
Reposted by Captain LimeyHistory With Kayleigh @kayleighhistory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This video is for my geography teacher who said that I will never go anywhere in life. Haha, look at now. Eiffel Tower, Italy. 301347178
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Is Trump bigger than Elvis? Quite possibly. I mean, just look at the fat fucker. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Astronauts Lutnik, Trump and Leavitt, seen here during their bold mission aboard Artemis 3. They’re making history aboard the first spacecraft ever to be fuelled solely by hot air. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Anyone else think it’s ironic that an actual king needs to remind a non-king that even kings sometimes need checks and balances? Weird times we live in. 78623
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Something Trump should perhaps bear in mind, as he goes after Jimmy Kimmel once more: If you can’t take it, then you have no business whatsoever doling it out. It makes you a prize hypocrite and a whiny snowflake. 020
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I dunno, Donnie. If you want critics to stop calling you a fascist, you might want to stop saying, condoning and enacting fascistic shit. Just a thought. 010
Reposted by Captain Limeymolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds 128134403612
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Trump’s seemingly bottomless supply of servile grotesques certainly speaks volumes about the circles he moves in (and, evidently, has moved in for decades). How his painfully obvious deficiencies remain a mystery to so many —to the extent they elected him twice— never fails to astound me. 020
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Absolutely this. What is gobsmacking is that any serious —or even non-serious—journalist could believe otherwise, a given his proven behaviour patterns over decades. As any half-decent job interviewer knows, the best guide to someone’s future actions is their past actions. 000