Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026To be fair to the Purulent President, he’s not wrong. Indeed, the very next time he looks in a mirror he might even spot the Vandal-in-Chief… 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Donald Trump playbook, when he gets in serious trouble, is find someone with a gun in a near-future destination and arrest them because —of course— they will obviously be assassins. Thing is: how on Earth can you find a lone person carrying a dangerous gun in the US? It’s a total mystery! 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The World Cup has totally made the world realise what a thoroughly decent bloke Erling Haaland is. If, by any chance, he is reading this, I’d like to point out that Ipswich Town are not called “The Tractor Boys” for nothing. Pretty sure we can run to a tractor, and even a field of cows, in any deal. 020
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026When can you enact the 25th Amendment? Anyone? You can enact the 25th Amendment, if —anyone?— if a PRESIDENT is —anyone?Anyone?— INCAPABLE. Incapable. Incapable of discharging their —ANYONE? ANYONE? BUELLER? BUELLER?— their presidential? —Anyone?— their PRESIDENTIAL DUTIES. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026King Charles should call Infantino and get Haaland suspended for sporting a Norwegian ponytail. If that’s not a foul, I don’t know what is. 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Astronauts Lutnik, Trump and Leavitt, seen here during their bold mission aboard Artemis 3. They’re making history aboard the first spacecraft ever to be fuelled solely by hot air. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Anyone else think it’s ironic that an actual king needs to remind a non-king that even kings sometimes need checks and balances? Weird times we live in. 78623
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Something Trump should perhaps bear in mind, as he goes after Jimmy Kimmel once more: If you can’t take it, then you have no business whatsoever doling it out. It makes you a prize hypocrite and a whiny snowflake. 020
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Some insurance companies are denying payouts to those left stranded in the Middle East, and denied the opportunity to fly on to their main holiday destination elsewhere (or even the cost of repatriation) by Trump’s “excursion” in Iran. Ironically they are citing “Act of War”. Fucked up or what? 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 25/03/2026That poor tech robot must desperately long for human company after that… 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026The thing about malignant narcissists is that you should not underestimate their proclivity to go into scorched earth when they feel they are losing control. Trump is currently at his most dangerous, exactly as he seems at his weakest and most cornered. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026BBC reporters are obviously encouraged to use a Thesaurus when seeking polite ways of saying “completely unhinged”. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Anyone else spot a bit of a disconnect between this and *consults notes* blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats and then polishing off the survivors just for good measure? 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 24/10/2025“Evolved”? Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels. 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I guess we are just minutes away from Norway being declared officially Antifa. Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future. 020
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Are there any more contemptible people on the planet than the current President and Vice President of the United States of America? Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts. 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Listening to Trump’s speech to the generals yesterday, I have to say he had a very strong totally-whacked-out-on-weed vibe throughout. If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot. 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Antifa? Are alt-right provocateurs still mining that old chestnut? Unashamed to be fascists, I guess… 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Proper headline: “BBC reporter suckered into spreading yet more Trump disinformation.” 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Proud to know the answer to “2 down” in the iWeekend general knowledge crossword. I have all their albums. They were one of the soundtracks to my teens and twentysomethings. Do yourselves a favour: look up a song called “Haymaking Time”. Listen, and then tell me they weren’t amazing. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Could be me, after a particularly picante chilli-con-carne… 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025No one needs to see your chuddies dangling in the rancid humidity that is “at last, a decent bit of British chuddie-drying weather”. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Butt-hurt malignant narcissist does what butt-hurt malignant narcissists always do: escalate their bad behaviour to try and claw back the loss of face. Presidential psycopathy writ large. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 20/05/2025To be fair he also has James Woods, which could be useful if anyone tried to take down the White House because…oh wait, sorry, no use at all. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025There was a time when the craziest thing, which was pointless but everyone thought we needed it, was Crazy Frog. I miss those times. At least Crazy Frog wasn’t the U.S. President. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025“But please don’t worry if you’re thick as mince but white, moneyed and well-connected. You’re our kind of person.” 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Translation: Ukraine is not going to sign a minerals deal with the Tangerine Tyrant anytime soon. 010
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, sure. He’d be a shoo-in. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Let me guess: “Something, something, MMR…”? Andrew Wakefield and his idiot adherents have a whole lot to answer for. One day, this spaghetti junction of conspiracy nonsense will hopefully be consigned to the waste bin of History 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This BBC live report suggests that either a reporter, or a transcriber, doesn’t understand basic English, which is fundamentally depressing. Of course, it could be an accurate description of what Trump wrote somewhere, which is no less depressing but is, at least, true to form. 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Mega-rich fuckwit, who seems to think he invented electric cars and space rockets, says what? 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025For what possible reason would failing-Tesla company’s mega-rich boss be interested in eviscerating consumer protection channels? And —just fact-check me here— was gutting consumer rights ever mentioned as one of Trump’s signature election promises? 🤷🏼♂️ 000
Captain Limey @captainlimey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Dear BBC News What the actual holy fuck is this piece of unadulterated bullcrap? You wonder why people capable of critical reasoning are abandoning you as an objective news source? This puerile puff piece is a prime example. 000
