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Jack C. Critchley

@captainjjb84.bsky.social
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🇨🇦/🇦🇺 I Miss You Harry Film Grip for Hire! 31, Filmmaker, Cosplayer, Cookie Baker, Titanic Enthusiast, Kind of A Dork, Unintentional Tom Cruise Look Alike. I talk about James Cameron's Titanic A Lot.

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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight's Entertainment!!!! #TheTransformersTheMovie #TheTranaformers #TheMovie #OptimusPrime #TillAreOne
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We are ready!!! Turns out I don't own as much Zelda stuff as I thought I did. #Zelda #LegendofZelda #ZeldaDirect #NintendoDirect #OcarinaofTime #Zelda40thAnniversary
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This Afternoon's Entertainment! Filling one of my cinematic gaps as I have never seen Akira before. #Akira
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"In the weeks before Mom died, Dolly became my default music. 'A Coat of Many Colors' was the one I listened to the most. It made me cry. At first, the tears were for the relationship I didn’t have with Mom but wish I’d had." This was a tough one to write. www.rogerebert.com/mzs/a-coat-o...
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A Coat of Many Colors: How Dolly Parton Helped Me Appreciate My Mother
How my love of the country music superstar helped heal some personal wounds.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 04/08/2026
Presenting a new illustration by Kuroimori to celebrate FFXIV's launch on the Nintendo Switch™ 2! ✨ A very warm welcome to all the new Warriors of Light starting their journey in Eorzea 🌱❤️
An illustration of G'raha Tia from Final Fantasy 14 Online sitting in front of old tomes while holding a handheld gaming device and smiling at the viewer. A moogle looks over his shoulder from behind at the device. Art by Kuroimori.
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Super Troopers Meow Scene with Gaffigan
ALT: Super Troopers Meow Scene with Gaffigan
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Tristeratos @tristeratos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Here is one of my contributions for the Golden Sun 25th anniversary zine. Many amazing artists and fans brought this zine to life, and I'm glad being a part of it. Thanks to all participants and to Isaac's Allied Adepts for the organisation #Cosplay #GoldenSun #GoldenSun25
Cosplay of the character Felix of the video game series Golden Sun.
The cosplayer stands on some tree trunks in front of a stone wall. He holds a sword in his hand, while resting it on his shoulder. The blade is glowing warmly just above the crossguard. The cosplayer looks up to a point in the far.
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Round 2.... #TheOdyssey #ChristopherNolan #Memento #Oppenheimer #Insomnia
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don't use letterbox but I do write reviews and post them on Instagram. Quite proud of this one I wrote, I feel I am getting better. www.instagram.com/p/Da4F7CGuA_N/
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jackconrad94 on Instagram: "So how exactly does someone like #ChristopherNolan top his previous film #Oppenheimer?I don't know but somehow he did. Believe the …"
So how exactly does someone like #ChristopherNolan top his previous film #Oppenheimer?I don't know but somehow he did. Believe the hype, The Odyssey is all that and then some.A three hour colossal epic of a film that has the potential to redefine what we think of as cinema.The story is told through two perspectives, one from Odysseus following his victory at Troy trying to get back home and one from his son Telemachus who's trying to find out who his father was and if he's even still alive.Giving a career best performance, Matt Damon is fantastic as Odysseus, a PTSD riddled man trying to defy the gods themselves while trying to find his way back home. Anne Hathaway as Lady Penelope, his wife who has many stands out moments trying to ward off would be suitors in Odysseus's absence. Most notable is Robert Pattinson as Antinous, whose scheming is both conniving and oddly charming. He's got the shit eating grin down just perfectly.Yet it's Samantha Morton in a scene stealing sequence as Circe the witch who gives arguable to most standout performance. The transformation sequence of turning Odyssey's men into pigs is disturbingly horrific.Told largely out of order as we see the story come together through the many perspectives. It all comes together in one jaw dropping spectacle of a third act with Nolan going full James Cameron mode.And yet it never feels like spectacle for the sake of it. Nolan also keeps the action in perspective of it's characters. You always feel what they are feeling. A particular thrilling sequence involving a giant Cyclops left me speechless.Seriously, Nolan should just make a horror film at this point.There might not ever be another film like this for a very long time if ever. See it on the biggest screen possible, see if you can see it in IMAX. The people demand real cinema!10/10Mom's rating: absolutely incredible!#TheOdyssey#Memento#IMAXAll those years playing Age of Mythology on my older brother's computer when I was kid felt like it was paying off. That was my introduction to Greek mythology and has since been a long time interest of mine.This one is for you Harry, I know you would have loved this movie.View all comments
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Defy the Gods! Tonight's Entertainment, guest starring Mom! #TheOdyssey #DefyTheGods #ChristopherNolan #Oppenheimer #Memento
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm still watching #TheOdyssey tonight in 70mm but I was finally able to grab some #IMAX70MM Tickets for August 8. Gonna be a bit of a wait but totally worth it. Haven't felt this excited for movie since #Oppenheimer
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guy whose whole job is to sit on camera and comment endlessly on things upset that other people's opinions might be louder than his and make him look dumb and racist. Film at 11.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"The grand summation could be 'people are complicated.' Yes, that’s as basic as it gets. But it feels revolutionary when it’s encoded in a rare modern blockbuster that doesn’t feed us lotus flowers." www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-...
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The Odyssey review: Christopher Nolan has done it again
A mighty epic with a view of human nature more sophisticated than most movies of its type.
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Did a fire as hell photoshoot at @yeticon.bsky.social the other week. Turned out amazing!!!! Photos by @pastreflections.bsky.social
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And now for my most anticipated movie of this year!!!!Tonight's Entertainment! #JackassBestandLast #Jackass #Jackass5
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Tonight's Entertainment! #InSpielbergWeTrust #DisclosureDay #StevenSpielberg
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Never, ever listen to fans.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don’t know if this was always true, but it’s definitely true now The new Star Treks are a good example. Newcomers are more engaged on the level of “is this story compelling?” and the hard core have their first filter set at “does this even APPEAR to violate canon?”
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We're going straight to the danger zone!! Tonight's Entertainment! #TopGun #DangerZone #TopGunMaverick #TomCruise #Maverick
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Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
When I see you have a Letterboxd / When I see some of your unnecessarily low ratings.
A wode eyed cat, next to the same cat glaring.
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 11/05/2026
Kids will watch anything. It's all about giving them options and then actually watching things with them. B&W, silent, any genre... they'll try it all. But if you only feed them new Hollywood product, don't be surprised if that's all they crave. It's your fault for only feeding them McDonald's.
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We're going back to clu-ub!!! Tonight's Entertainment!! #Megalopolis #francisfordcoppola
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 03/04/2026
NASA releases a new look at Earth 🌎 📷 Artemis II
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Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Star ratings are fundamentally weird. What do you mean you JUST experienced a piece of art and need to immediately measure it with fractional mathematics?
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Mike G @goedharted.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Rian Johnson’s famous reply to a tweet about Ben Shapiro’s review of THE LAST JEDI, which he disliked. “Lol too many WAPs in it I guess”
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Left: a show whose writers constantly introduced major plot turns without any idea how to deal with them later. Right: a show whose creators came up with their ending early on and stuck to it, no matter the mounting evidence that it was no longer viable. Planning in TV is wildly overrated.
Breaking BadHow I Met Your Mother
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 03/04/2026
'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder slams AI creators as 'losers' "They're not artists. They're not creative ... They're trying to rob real creative people of our gifts. And you can't ... you will never be cool ... You are a loser ... I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush it" (via Slash Film)
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Mama Terra || Magfest @mamaterra.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Happy 32nd Anniversary to Final Fantasy VI!! #finalfantasyvi #ffvi #retrogaming
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
That wasn't good.... at all....
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tonight's Entertainment! #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Of course critics would hate the Mario movies, they're aimed at young kids and have no story, it's not FOR critics" Both Shaun the Sheep movie adaptations got glowing praise from critics across the board. Critics love animation. It's when the film beneath it feels shallow that they dislike it.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I guess I'm somewhat jaded because when Rise of Skywalker was first announced all anyone did was demand to know why they revealed Palpatine's return in the trailer/poster/etc because it should have been a surprise. Then he was just there unremarkably in the first scene. Least of the film's issues.
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Ellie Lucas @cinemattie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The HP trailer just feels so...off. So much of it is straining to replicate the shots, beats, and look of the original, without any of the spark, color, or whimsy. Just an incredibly soulless, cynical venture to fund the vanity of its bitter, hateful creator.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Dogs will save us all.
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Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Infuriating that this movie is gonna make lile $2 billion
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Name your favorite movie score or soundtrack. Not the best one, but a sentimental fave.
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.
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Jack C. Critchley @captainjjb84.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tonight's Entertainment! #ProjectHailMary
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 19/03/2026
First look at Martin Scorsese's next film ‘What Happens at Night’ starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence Now in production 🎬
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Philby Bear (they/them) @philbybear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
... okay, why are Jesus Freak actors so *weird?* And not in an endearing way!
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Reading @karenhao.bsky.social 's EMPIRE OF AI (EXCELLENT read, really informative and well researched, great resource for anti-AI folks), and learning about the "Effective Altruism" movement is my joker moment. these people are absolute psychopaths. It's absolutely fucking bleak shit, man.
Book cover: Empire of AI by Karen Hao
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Shane Anderson 🏳️‍🌈 @shaneanderson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The unifying aesthetic of the the MCU being "what if it was permanently overcast outdoors forever" has had a detrimental impact on Movie lighting.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
💯💯💯 Stardew Valley over here clocking 50 million sales with SNES-tier graphics and these people are STILL trying to sell me visible pores and individual eyelashes like I ever asked for any of that.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The Kilmer AI acting thing bums me out man, it’s grave robbery and I don’t care whether the family “approved” of it, they may not have had a financial say in the matter, who knows what state his estate was in
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 18/03/2026
Has anyone ever written about the reactions of a viewer watching a movie AFTER the film earned tons of acclaim/awards/box office success versus watching *versus* BEFORE the culture responded so positively? There’s gotta be some interesting psychological stuff at play here.
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Sinningbiggly @demonharte11.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Mood
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 09/03/2026
I read the piece again and became even more disappointed. 2026: "Docter said Pixar found some parents didn’t want entertainment to force them to have a conversation they weren’t ready for with their children. “We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy,” he said." 2009:
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