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Captain Inertia

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Old dad who is too online and not online enough

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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THAT’S OUR QUARTERBACK 😺
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That whole WR class was evaluated weird
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Craig Fuck you
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Absofuckinglutely
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please do not burn a husky
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only once? Slacker
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guards/(Devil)Rays tough couple days for the Pope
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stop it
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Curtis Le May is a bottom five OSU grad
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The guys pushing for nukes were the dumbest assholes in the military convinced that all you needed to assert power was more bombs dropped from planes. They were given too much say post Manhattan Project and it’s been trending maximum dumb ever since.
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s shrek holding his 11th toe Ogres have weird anatomy
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is one of the more pathetic things I’ve seen Someone reming them that a Stunner is below Hulk Hogan's leg drop in potency
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be fair, he thought you were Mr Brown
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
me to those two chucklefucks after the piano drops
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WWE Triple H in the Ring
ALT: WWE Triple H in the Ring
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this a Miyazaki creature???
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judkins rushing, not great Junkins as a pass catcher, oops all exosives
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s so infuriating that their class last year was also so good
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Florida State would really like you to not think about them
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well? Do you?
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t right now, reading BLOODFACE: A Children’s Manifesto to my terrified daughters
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn’t that the same thing
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lookit Mr Bigtime over here
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he also can’t pick Caitlin Clark out of one either
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Highly doubt she needed a lot of help, she’s deep in Iowa lore due to the state fair wars
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jerry Neuheisel probably has a lot of impact too
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aiden Chiles did a superb Johnny Manziel impersonation in the 2nd half, and that D2 TE is a DUDE I didn’t catch if they said anything about his injury…
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dommy Cutlets
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Future Indiana QB
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Football show???
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is one version of this that the world needs drop-kicked straight through its chest
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Picture of the etched warning on nuclear waste sites
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait is the Lincoln Venables baby only about an inch long? What does Coach Malinois have to say about this
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone needs to invent a Gerald Ford style dog first
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Important journalism
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Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also, tracking the football programs who allowed the Savannah Bananas to play their thirsty brand of baseball on their fields to see if there’s a 🍌 curse and folks it’s early, but it’s already a little spooky
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone announced he’s going to Knoxville for the …..Even More Orange Bowl
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re on the BAS Teams List
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He runs half his routes like Aaron Rodgers
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only thing to know is in 2026, he’s red in all of them. All.
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well yeah, Jimmy Haslam Expect the Bucks to do the worst and be the womeat while he’s involved Congrats, you’re the Cleveland Browns of the NBA
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
whole squad of Selfish Teammates
Longhorn Football Hydration chart, ranking players’ pre from “championship hydration levels” to “YOU ARE A BAD GUY”
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m glad someone watched what Peter the Hungarian did
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Captain Inertia @captaininertia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop bragging
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