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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 4h
Gonna stop my music career now as this is as good as it's gonna get.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So here's where I'm at. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLGk...
youtube.com
I Want it That Way
YouTube video by Spider God - Topic
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2026 book 76. Gu Byeong-mo: The Old Woman with the Knife ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Cover art for the book "The Old Woman with the Knife" by Gu Byeong-Mo, featuring bold typography in red and an illustration of a silhouette of an old woman against a purple background, with a prominent knife design.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2026 book 75. Klaus Kinski: All I Need is Love ⭐️⭐️⭐️
An e-reader displays the book cover for "All I Need Is Love," featuring a stylized drawing of a face with prominent eyes and lips. The name "KINSKI" is in large yellow letters at the top.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2026 book 74. Benjamin Myers: Jesus Christ Kinski ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
An e-reader displays the cover of the book "Jesus Christ Kinski" by Benjamin Myers. The cover features a distorted image of a Klaus Kinski's face with a fierce expression. Below the title, there are positive quotes about the book.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The poster for Slaughter Hotel. It's pretty terrible.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes. ifloz.substack.com/p/donald-tru...
ifloz.substack.com
DONALD TRUMP. THIS IS WHY WE FUCKING HATE YOU.
Every country you've ever screwed is paying for you at the pump, and none of them will fucking forget it.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2026 book 73. Wayne Marshall: Henry Goes Bush ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A person is holding a Kindle displaying the cover of the book "Henry Goes Bush" by Wayne Marshall. The background shows seating and safety instructions in an airplane.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/09/2026
THE DEVILS (1971), RT if you agree
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OK I have to see this. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
theguardian.com
‘Being in Madness kept some of them out of jail’: how the baggy-trousered nutty boys made a guerrilla cinema classic
From a jail-inspired light sabre fight to the moment a sax-player flew, Take It or Leave It brilliantly captured the band’s grimy origins. Will the film’s return see it finally honoured as a music mov...
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love this. what-dan-read.com
what-dan-read.com
What Dan Read
Dan Pelzer — 1933–2025
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2026 books number 72. Peter Carey: Jack Maggs (reread) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The image features the audiobook cover of "Jack Maggs" by Peter Carey. It includes illustrations of three characters in historical attire, with one character sitting and two others appearing to engage in conversation. Dialogue bubbles depict a humorous interaction.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally a notification of worth.
A notification for a live broadcast titled "NTS GUIDE TO: BUDDHIST CHANTS," indicating it is currently airing and will continue for the next hour.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight I'm going to watch a person play amped glass with their face only about 40 minutes from home so I think everything is ok all things considered. (To be revised tomorrow when I'm working my arse off to prepare for a work week in Perth.)
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weak.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Knuckle tatts that say BOOK CLUB.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
relevant magazine the first place i’ve seen go all in on “but aslan is a BOY lion”
Beyond Gaia's Horizon • Narnia (Epic Ver...
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Aslan Is a Male Lion. So Why Is Meryl Streep Voicing Him in Greta Gerwig's Narnia?
Gerwig says she wanted someone "older than 70" with
"the capacity of fresh wonder, like a child" — and "one of the greatest actors to ever do it." What she didn't address is why she cast a woman to play C.S. Lewis' male Christ figure.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
2026 book 71. Norman Mailer: Ancient Evenings (reread) ⭐️⭐️⭐️
An e-reader displaying the book "Ancient Evenings" by Norman Mailer is held in a hand. The device shows an image associated with the book, featuring a partial view of a sphinx or ancient monument, with a textured background.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait what. Bathurst? Shonen Knife? m.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/sho...
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
2026 book 70. Charles Dickens: Great Expectations ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The image features the cover of an audiobook titled "Great Expectations" by Matt Lucas, part of "The Dickens Collection." It displays a monochrome background with the title prominently in yellow, and includes the Audible logo indicating availability only on that platform.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cutting documents, listening to Ominous Drone Music. It's a good time to be alive.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is cool. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Singapore pays people to pick up a book in battle against doomscrolling
Affluent city-state hopes plan will improve critical thinking and imagination ‘in a world of extraordinary abundance of stimulation’
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WELL WELL WELL. (If Sabrina has given the nod, I'm pretty confident.) www.polygon.com/twin-peaks-v...
polygon.com
Twin Peaks Return Rumors Heat Up After Game Leak and Producer Response
A 'Twin Peaks' producer allegedly said the leaked video game adaptation is real and will come out.
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah, the jetlag hangover continues. The work does not abate. How is it only Tuesday? Loud music better work.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵
Fiorinamarietta on Threads writes: "The death of department stores as an EXPERIENCE needs to be studied. You used to be able to buy a dress, have lunch, get your hair done, smell every perfume in existence and leave carrying beautifully wrapped boxes. Shopping used to be an event."
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 10/09/2026
So I called it, but y’all. The fact they’re saying it was “a military aide” is even more concerning. A single person can deploy a slide in error if the plane isn’t parked. But this was parked. The door wasn’t supposed to be armed. That is MULTIPLE PEOPLE’S ERRORS. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Is Delayed After Emergency Slide Deploys on New Air Force One
The mishap occurred while the Qatari-donated jet was parked on the tarmac at Joint Base Andrews. It delayed President Trump’s departure to a Republican convention in Dallas.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ooft. See yuh.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's that time again
Lyle Lanley Simpsons meme adjusted from monorail to RUOK

R U = are you

0 K = okay

AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR FIGHT AGAINST MENTAL ILLNESS FOR ANOTHER YEAR
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Feel that jet lag fucked is the perfect mood for going on a Scott Walker jag. youtu.be/zIJzTWk6bSw
youtu.be
Scott Walker - Farmer In The City (High Quality Audio)
YouTube video by That Scouse Dude
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I look up a book and you show me a Goodreads link I will be cross.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Holy shit yes! It's online and absolutely worth your time. So incredibly good.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like Hellboy as much as the next guy but Mike Mignola doing Tom Waits is always my fave
Mike Mignola and John Nyberg art from the Topps Comics adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, with a rendering of Tom Waits as Renfield saying "Hors d'oeuvres, Dr. Seward?"Mike Mignola and John Nyberg art from the Topps Comics adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, with a rendering of Tom Waits as Renfield screaming "The blood is the life!"Mike Mignola and John Nyberg art from the Topps Comics adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, with a rendering of Tom Waits as Renfield in Bedlam saying "Gather 'round, my little flies. The master is at hand..."Two panels of Mike Mignola and John Nyberg art from the Topps Comics adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, with a rendering of Tom Waits as Renfield screaming in Bedlam, ultimately saying "I await your commands!"
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dark, eerie road is depicted, flanked by trees. In the foreground, the word "PASSENGER" is prominently displayed in red. A shadowy figure stands in the distance, adding a sense of suspense and mystery.A close-up of a woman and a man surrounded by lush greenery, appearing to share an emotional moment. The title "HAMNET" is prominently displayed in the center.An eerie promotional image for the film "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" featuring a broken doll with a blue hue at the top and a distressed woman's face rendered in green tones at the bottom. The background is black with the film's title prominently displayed. The image features a vintage poster for the film "Psycho." It showcases three characters: a woman in a revealing outfit looking anxiously to her side, a man with a serious expression, and a shirtless man. The color scheme includes blue and yellow.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sign me up you son of a bitch. kotaku.com/ikea-just-re...
kotaku.com
Ikea Just Released An Official Skyrim Mod Starring Matt Berry As A Shelf
This is a very elaborate and genuniely funny bit of marketing
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Given that we're meant to take off in six minutes but nobody has been boarded yet, I suspect the chances of making a Dubai connection are now nonexistent.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pensioner assholes not covering their mouths when they cough = three days' downtime and a missed tour in Iceland.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2026 book 69. Susanna Clarke: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
An e-reader displays the cover of "Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell" by Susanna Clarke. The scene is set in an airplane, with a water bottle visible in the background.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And again: www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
theguardian.com
Yayoi Kusama, Japanese artist who became a global superstar, dies aged 97
From the 1950s to the 2020s, Kusama produced vivid paintings, sculptures and vast installations that often drew on her experience of hallucinations
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2026 book 68. John B. Hilling: The Wooden Architecture of Northern Europe: From the Viking Era to the 20th Century ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Close-up of a book cover titled "The Wooden Architecture of Northern Europe: From the Viking Era to the 20th Century" by John B. Hilling, featuring an image of ornate wooden structures with pointed roofs and crosses.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh COME ON. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/au...
theguardian.com
Tim Curry, star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Stephen King’s It, dies aged 80
A prolific performer across stage, screen and TV, the actor starred in Legend, Clue and It, but will always be associated with the flamboyantly camp rock’n’roll musical in which he made his breakthrou...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Hello, it is me, Kira. :) @kirabira.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She also really debunks the common justifications about religion, region, and age. Your grandparents and parents have shitty values because they have shitty values, not because of anything else. They could do better. Anyone can use their eyes to see the world and have the correct read.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ding ding ding www.howtogeek.com/raspberry-pi...
howtogeek.com
Raspberry Pi now has official instructions for building a cyberdeck
Make your own rugged pocket computer.
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh COME ON. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...
theguardian.com
Dolly Parton, country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80
Songwriter of I Will Always Love You, Jolene and 9 to 5 also invested millions in child literacy, Covid-19 vaccine development and other causes
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Luke: grue fodder @captainfez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today in bookshops: went to one started in the 1840s to buy Faroese lit in translation. Also bought rhubarb cheesecake and a good flat white.
A charming red house with a grass-covered roof is surrounded by greenery. The building features numerous windows and a white stone foundation. A small path leads to the entrance, and a bench is positioned nearby, with a stone fence outlining the property.
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I am living with the consequences."
Maryam
@hell_line0

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."


Daisy @DaizyZeeX 15 Aug
Unpopular opinion? I don't think fruity flavors like blueberry belong in coffee. There I said it..

14:37 · 15 Aug 2026

https://twitter.com/hell_line0/status/2088621101232398565
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Chewing my arm off, bloody foam speckling my lips, screaming. Just screaming, forever.
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Nate Ming @nateming.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
✋ Jack Reacher is a perfect male fantasy in that he's a huge dude who beats up bad guys and women can't resist him 👉 Jack Reacher is the perfect male fantasy in that he travels the country with no baggage and constantly eats the best food in town
screenshot from REACHER season 4, with Alan Ritchson biting into a tasty cheesesteak
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