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Captain Chaos

@captainchaos.myatproto.social
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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.” A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him

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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 26/07/2026
Ok they chilling
My two orange elder cats Cheese and Pita lying on the motel bed. Pita is stretching next to her mouse toy and Cheese is peeking over his stuffed Appa from Avatar The Last Airbender.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
The only two joint purchases I'm keeping is the Batman The Animated Series season 1 signed by Kevin Conroy when we met him and this piece of art by @yalestewart.bsky.social and just to remind everyone I wore his derp face Batman button when we met Kevin and he got a kick out of it
Art by Yale Stewart (profile in post) titled We Will Be Giants with kid Superman and Kid Batman walking to school talking but they are casting their adult shadows behind themMe meeting Kevin Conroy and you can see Yale Stewart's derp Batman pin. Yeah I cropped out my ex wife here I just did two hours of work for her this morning I feel like I can be a little petty.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 10/07/2026
The #1 Sister's Kid pin is my most important pin. @neoscum.bsky.social @thatguttershow.bsky.social @gannon.bsky.social @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social @electriceleni.bsky.social @caseyponey.bsky.social these people and their creative projects have kept me through the darkest times.
This is actually my most important pin: the #1 Sister's Kid pin on a severed arm.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 10/07/2026
My dedicated TTRPG bag is prepared for the move.
A purple satchel to hold TTRPG books, dice, with straps for a battle mat. There are various pins including Kirby after he ate Link, Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, a pin of a three legged monster that is for the non-profit TTRPG org I ran games for to raise money for animal shelters, a heart that says "you critically hit ny heart", a severed arm that says "#1 Sister's Kid" (will get to that following post), a Read Weird button, a Soup Cultist button (Dungeon Soup, go to YT and watch) a Beholder pin, a pin of a dragon hatching out of a d20, and a Tremere clan pin from VtM.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026
Gotta pack up the board games. Not too many boxes left I need to pack tbh: heavy shit like both Starman Omnibuses and Gotham Central Omnibus, big ass comics and heavy TTRPG sourcebooks.
Star Trek First Contact deck builder, Paranoia 5th Edition, DC Deck BuilderWarhammer Dreadfleet and Eldritch Horror with the expansion
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
Things are accelerating trying to get the upfront costs together so here's an incentive
This is my orange cat Cheese. He is lying on a Dungeons & Dragons blanket covering my Magic the Gathering bedspread.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/07/2026
As I have started packing my books Pita has decided she is now a book
Various photos of my orange girl Pita on my slowly emptying bookshelf as I pack my books by size. You can see the remaining manga including three volumes of Rose of Versailles, all of Ubel Blatt, and the fancy full collection of Delicious in Dungeon above her along with some RPG books (the top shelf is the main RPG shelf) along with some history? fiction, and some big comic volumes Monstress 1 and 2 and Ice Cream Man 1 (bottom two shelves big comic shelves)Various photos of my orange girl Pita on my slowly emptying bookshelf as I pack my books by size. You can see the remaining manga including three volumes of Rose of Versailles, all of Ubel Blatt, and the fancy full collection of Delicious in Dungeon above her along with some RPG books (the top shelf is the main RPG shelf) along with some history? fiction, and some big comic volumes Monstress 1 and 2 and Ice Cream Man 1 (bottom two shelves big comic shelves)Various photos of my orange girl Pita on my slowly emptying bookshelf as I pack my books by size. You can see the remaining manga including three volumes of Rose of Versailles, all of Ubel Blatt, and the fancy full collection of Delicious in Dungeon above her along with some RPG books (the top shelf is the main RPG shelf) along with some history? fiction, and some big comic volumes Monstress 1 and 2 and Ice Cream Man 1 (bottom two shelves big comic shelves)
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026
I GOT APPROVED FOR AN APARTMENT! I got the moving costs but boosting again because I found out today my work claims examiner did not receive my med paperwork: I sent it but it looks dire about getting paid next week so PLEASE if you can help in any way just sharing
My approval for an apartment lease!
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
That's what really drove me nuts about it from the jump people acted like it was this obscure arcane iconography no one was familiar with and not you know prominently featured in like a half century of movies and TV including the highest grossing film of 1989 and also this iconic meme
David Mitchell in yet another Nazi uniform it's got TWO totenkopfs one on the hat one the lapel the are we the baddies meme like Platner was on reddit he saw this shit even if he never saw Last Crusade
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026
Ok I was wrong and I sincerely apologize. It was the dude from Last Crusade but he had to have seen that one too.
The bad guy from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade wearing a hat with the symbol Graham Platner had tattooed on his chest while Indy creeping behind him I guess he never saw it.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 02/07/2026
Working on cleaning and packing for the move before therapy this morning and found the PSPGo @ridetrips.bsky.social jailbroke for me years ago. Could have sworn I had Parasite Eve though lemme check @sealab2021.org
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 23/06/2026
Fake ass UFO over some trees with I WANT TO BELIEVE as a lower subtitle
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 22/06/2026
A panel of Watchmen: Dr Manhattan naked blue man copping a squat on the red soil of Mars with stars in a black sky
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 21/06/2026
The Sickos image from The Onion where a dude in a long sleeves shirt with Sickos on the front is peering into a window going "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... Yes!"
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 21/06/2026
A shot from Metalocalypse where Swisgar tall blond metal head in all black talks to William Murderface who has like a weird perm also in black with a vest and a subtitle saying "The Dutch are scum."
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 21/06/2026
A scene from a Street Fighter game I don't recognize which one but Alex is defeated, Akuma is flexing, and the word PERFECT is in the center of the screen.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 19/06/2026
Deleted but too late
A Bluesky reply "I keep seeing people posting these, and it's like a yellow star to me. Very strange and weird."
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 18/06/2026
This is easily the most abominable ratio I've ever seen. I've seen people say the most reprehensible shit on here and get at least a like or two. I feel like you should get banned for these numbers
A user posting some bullshit I think it's disgusting so real talk I'm not gonna write it.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 18/06/2026
Fun!
BlueSky Driver's License showing little calculated data points
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 13/06/2026
First learned who he was from The Critic
Gene Shalit in the show The Critic critiquing while at a restaurant with several customers looking at him concerned
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026
Diana from Pragmata housing a drive of some kind
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/06/2026
My old boss from GameStop shared this post on Facebook this was probably late 2009 or early 2010 like right before I became a store manager and it was nice.
An image of me in a Halo Reach shirt with the text "The Day I told my assistant Captain Chaos that there was more to life than GameStop... or was it when I told him that Sunlight was actually a good thing? Can't remember which"
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/06/2026
Holy shit she did the Shaolin Soccer mustache ladies team move fucking amazing
Multiple shots of the mustache ladies soccer team from Shaolin Soccer by Stephen Chow. Comically bad mustaches.Multiple shots of the mustache ladies soccer team from Shaolin Soccer by Stephen Chow. Comically bad mustaches.Multiple shots of the mustache ladies soccer team from Shaolin Soccer by Stephen Chow. Comically bad mustaches.Multiple shots of the mustache ladies soccer team from Shaolin Soccer by Stephen Chow. Comically bad mustaches.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/06/2026
A 1912 Chicago health department ad. Shows a cow and two lines one where milk isn't pasteurized and one where it is and it goes to two babies. Obviously the raw milk baby is sickly and the pasteurized milk baby is fine.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/06/2026
Punisher talking to Moon Knight

Punisher: Hello, Marc. You still crazy?
Moon Knight: Little bit. You still murdering people?
P: Little bit. How's your imaginary god?
MK: He's good. How's your dead family?
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/06/2026
Rereading the whole Death and Return of Superman. Is it me or does Ted Kord have a weird looking mipple? I feel like it's supposed to be bruised but like you can't just bruise a nipple like that.
A page from Death of Superman where Fire and Ice realized Blue Beetle is dying after he got his shit rocked by Doomsday but look at that nipple it's fkn huge yet no other part of that skin is damaged. Anyways Ted Kord a real one for taking hands from Doomsday being a regular dude and all
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 07/06/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 06/06/2026
Happy Pride here's a trans DC character from 2005 saying a cold ass line in a dope way
Shining Knight from Grant Morrison's Seven Soldiers of Victory run. They are standing in the street of a modern city holding a dope sword in armor and saying "Not while one knight of Camelot endures"
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 03/06/2026
Hasbro saturates the market with trash crossover IP sets to float their failing business

They're being sued by stockholders over it

Using the MtG font
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 02/06/2026
Wtf
A post saying Bone up! followed by a post saying they should invent boneless pizza
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 31/05/2026
My preferred method is to be dismissive in as an insulting way as possible. Here's an example with me and a goofy goober
Reply to my top comment: "Terrible take"

My reply: "ok thanks I'll be sure to write about your opinion of my opinion in my diary tonight because that's how important you are to me"
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Dr Rockzo, the Rock and Roll Clown (he does cocaine) has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration
Dr Rockzo and William Murderface Murderface Murderface from Metalocalypse sharing a balloon bass
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 29/05/2026
My brother in Reorx
Identify the symptoms of a stroke using the FAST method

Face drooping
Arm weakness
Speech difficulty
Time to call 911
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026
Logged into the alt and more posts deleted left with this thread, turned alt off for just this because it's text and I'm not gonna type all this goober's shit out
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026
Me: I mean if you stood by it you wouldn't delete the post or mute the replies you'd stand ten toes down so seems like you know.

@jordangerous.bsky.social: I'm not muting replies, I'm blocking people who are being assholes and piling on after I explained like 10x. Obviously our posts aren't meant for each other.

Me: That's fine I guess but it seems like you want it both ways. You want acceptance of what you said but you also want to curate your way into that acceptance through blocks.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026
I have the fanciest DVD release for it. My younger brother has the crazy fancy VHS release. Our group chat is so Clavell pilled we say Yus all the time (it's common in Tai-Pan)
The latest DVD release for the original Shogun miniseries.My younger brother's fancy VHS collector's edition.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 28/05/2026
Who'd have thought banning hentai on a jokes forum would destroy the US empire
The domino meme where the small domino is Lowtax makes a comedy forum and the big domino is American Century of Humiliation
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 27/05/2026
Remaining divisions of the physical media: I'm letting the ex keep like 90% of the library but here's what I'm taking and approved.
Stack of DVD/BRs.

The Other Guys
Batman Ninja
Aladdin
Bamboozled (Criterion)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Robocop
Seven Samurai (2nd edition Criterion)
Throne of Blood (Criterion)
Lawrence of Aravian.
Kaiju Big Battel: Terebi Sento
Big Trouble in Little China
Yojimbo (2nd edition Criterion)
Brother
Tom Yum Goong
80s adaptation of Shogun with Richard Chamberlain and Toshiro Mifune
First season of Halt and Catch FireThe Walt Disney Treasures release of On The Front Lines which contains all their WW2 contentDays of Future Past
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
Kung Fu Hustle
Dredd
Captain America Winter Soldier
Black Dynamite
The Artist
One Cut of the Dead
The Legend of Korra complete
Vampire Hunter D
Batman Year One
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 27/05/2026
Well I'm keeping this in the divorce and that's rad
A DVD set of the first volume of Batman The Animated Series signed by Kevin Conroy/Batman (he signed both)
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 22/05/2026
The Saved By The Bell logo except it says Let The Galaxy Burn per Horus Lupercal primarch of the Sons of Horus
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026
So here's something weird: I made two consecutive posts and yet neither show up in my posts tav: they show up in my replies despite not being replies but when I click on them they show post not found
Obsession sounds like an amazing piece of horror and yet similar to Midnight Mass I'll never watch it because I cannot deal with cat violence. Kid and pet violence I just cannot handle that's not something for which I watch films
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 15/05/2026
This made me laugh so hard I needed it
A YT comment thread on this video

"Honestly if I was hitting on a girl, and a dude cut in, took her from me, just to throw her aside and pursue me like that? That's my husband now I guess"

"At that point you just have to be gay out of respect for his game"
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 14/05/2026
Here are the character sheets my fellow patients created.
This is the sheet from the teen, she did the art for both.This is the sheet for the middle aged dad.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 13/05/2026
If you see this, post a Star Trek I fkn love this comic because it makes so much sense that while humans can't differentiate between Data and Lore, Spot absolutely can
A page from Star Trek - Waypoint special with a 9 panel layout where Spot is describing how Data is a human but not
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 09/05/2026
My cat Pita a orange lady sleeping with her head resting on two books
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026
Rewatching The Shield and this image of Andre 3000 in front of an Invincible poster from a 2005 episode is always amusing
Andre 3000 in front of an Invincible poster from s3e5 of The Shield
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 28/04/2026
Post a meme made by you
A Magic the Gathering card W mana titled Thoughts and Prayers with the art being corresponding emoji and the text being this card has no effect
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 26/04/2026
Onslaught is a combo of Magneto's fury and Xavier's repressed degeneracy
Ok I'm not gonna break all this down but Charles Xavier is thinking that he loves Jsan Grey and loved her since she was a teenager and she rightfully freaks the fuck out while reading his mind
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 25/04/2026
@gannon.bsky.social did art of our Earthdawn party from our 17 year campaign and I sent copies to everyone. He also did 40k art for me.
My Windling elementalist, the core group of me, Aaorn the Obsidiman Warrior, Dell the Elven Archer and our main antagonist Mazis the human journeyman. A 40k portrait and in the top right the caricature of me a bro did when I was in the psych hospital.
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 23/04/2026
Mario in shoe
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