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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I was really hoping for a lesbian skinny dipping scene in my cannibal fish B movie... But still, sounds like I'm having a better time than people watching the Super Bowl!

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Racecar @racecarart.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Fanart of Veronica the tool-using cow. Scratch those itches, queen. 💅 (as described by Osuna-Mascaró et al., link below!) #art #cow

Veronica the cow is laying in a grassy field against a backdrop of mountains. She has a broom in her mouth and is bent her head back to use it to scratch her upper back with the bristles.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Like a Bee's Knees, but with full-strength honey and shaken with an egg white. I call it a Bumblebee, because it's like a normal bee, but fluffy! #homebar #mixology #cocktails

3/4 shot of a coup glass with a white, fluffy cocktail and a lemon slice for garnish, in front of a bottle of The Botanist gin.

Drink is 2 oz gin, 1 oz lemon juice, 0.75 Oz pure honey, shaken with an egg white over ice.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

This album title sounds like a rejected Ninja Sex Party song.

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I want to release an album called "Bloodbath on Planet Rage", with a really intense album cover, but it's just generic stomp-clap-hey music.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I got a chunk of FUCKING METEORITE on MY wrist! A ROCK from goddamn SPACE on my WRIST!!! Would have had it sooner if not for customs and FedEx, but still, it's an ancient space rock, it's been around longer than this. #watches #holyshit #space #fuckingworthit #tarrifs

Kodawari watch by Makoto Watch Company (microbrand, funded on Kickstarter), meteorite dial on steel bracelet. On a wrist. My wrist.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

It's foggy out It's quite creepy There are monsters Out to kill me Simply having a Silent Hill Christmas Time A siren somewhere starts to wail Racecar and I might be in Hell

A foggy intersection with red and green lights. Picture taken from the shotgun seat of a car.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Riddle me this, Batman: What's white and old fashioned? A Racist Grandpa! This one is an old fashioned made with FUK whiskey, lemon bitters, and a simple syrup made from pineapple-flavored sugar. #homebar #mixology #cocktails

FUK Japanese whiskey, Fee Brothers lemon bitters, and a squirt bottle with a little bit of amber liquid behind a rocks glass with a big ice and a yellowish drink

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

These bricks are hanging there in the sky, much in the way bricks do not.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A book titled "Pete, Cow Puncher" by Joseph B. Ames.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

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fireworks are displayed in the night sky above a city

ALT: fireworks are displayed in the night sky above a city

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

What do you get when you cross a Zoolander reference with a classic cocktail? The Orange Mocha Boulevardiccino! Rye, sweet vermouth, creme de cacao, Campari, and some coco bitters. It's fine. Maybe I'll workshop it. #homebar #mixology #cocktails

A bottle of Ryes of the Robots rye (Filmland Spirits), next to a short glass of the cocktail itself - Orange Mocha Boulevardiccino

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Syncoplay Retro Gaming @syncoplay.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

First they came for those who like big butts, and I could not lie. Then they came for those who like medium sized butts and those other brothers could not deny. Now a girl walked in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, and there's nobody left to get sprung.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Let him who hath understanding reckon the whoomp, for there it is. -Tag Team 19:93 (KJV)

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I can't say this is the first time I've been convinced to play a video game by a meme account on the internet, and it probably won't be the last. @quest64official.bsky.social , wish me luck!

The title screen of Guest 64 running on a Retroid Pocket G2

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

You know what they say, "You can't spell 'basement' without 'semen'."

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Yeah, @realgdt.bsky.social knocked it out of the park with Frankenstein, holy cow... So glad we saw it in a theater, absolutely STUNNING on a huge screen! Those sets! The performances! The lighting and costumes and terror and tears!

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a crossover between my two favorite fictional characters, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice, and only ONE of these was my idea!

Cartoon meme of Princess Daisy (Super Mario Bros) telling Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Jason."

Image drawn by my wife, RacecarArt

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Racecar @racecarart.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Thank you to everyone that has comm'd me so far!! Plans changed I have at least *one more week* of unemployment before my new job, so I am still open for comms if anyone is interested! 🙏💜 Here's a couple that I haven't shared yet! #art #commission #furry

Character by @feycrowns.bsky.social commissioned by @sabotsen.bsky.social. She is standing at a 3/4 angle facing away from the viewer looking back with a smile, her locks and rabbit ears floofed up and her tail looping around her.

Character by @leggychow.bsky.social commissioned by @sleuf.bsky.social. They are a plus sized maned wolf smiling with their tongue sticking out and a paw up in a peace sign.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

If a Manhattan is a twist on the Martini, then this is a re-twist back towards gin - with a sweet white "vermouth" equivalent and lemon bitters. A second twist, so let's call it... Second City. #homebar #mixology #cocktails

Bottles of Botanist gin, Chateau la Tour Blanche wine, and Fee Brothers lemon bitters alongside a coupe glass with a yellowish cocktail.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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Heidi J. De Vries @matokieslaughter.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Movie posters as embroideries by French artist Emily Beer emilybeer.fr/series

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Racecar @racecarart.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I'M BACK and ready to rock! #CommissionsOpen #Art 💜💲2️⃣5️⃣ per character. 💜SFW only 💜Payment via Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/racecarart Thank you all for your patience! I'm really excited to draw for y'all 🙏

Racecar's Unemployment Sketch-A-Thon:
$25 Ko-Fi payment for 1 character colored sketch. TaxRaptor says, "Please comm me to help keep me sane during this week!"

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Isaiah 5:22 (NIV): "Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine and champions at mixing drinks," Well shit, I'm feeling a little called out here, Isaiah, bro...

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Yo check out this cool bug I saw! Sioux City, IA - #bugsky

A cool praying mantis I saw on September 26th.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social All bodies of water in Minnesota, regardless of size or current, are legally referred to as lakes.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

A grandma thirsting after those two actors is infinitely preferable to her thirsting after an actor 38 years younger than her (and only 10 years older than her oldest grandchild)... My grandma, dear reader, is gross.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Rookie homeowner mistake: Buying a water softener through Costco's discount contractor. Turns out, the model number matches the manual, but the diagrams and parts in said manual DON'T match. At least I got a $12 bottle of Johhnie Walker Blue from the store credit rebate...

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Danny KoooOooOoodicek @dannykodicek.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

Philomena Cunk against a collection of classical statues. "Antigone's death is even more tragic than it actually is, which makes her a tragic hero"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtful. "Goya continued to paint tapestries until 1792 when serious illness left him dead for life"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtfully into the distance. "Society is slowly becoming more contemporary now"

Philomena Cunk looking into camera on a beach. "Diderot's Tahiti represents a typical male fantasy in which attractive young women are eager to engage in sexual activity with the French"

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Hey @wuwave.bsky.social, we (@racecarart.bsky.social and I) committed to the bit: Sichuan peppercorn-infused Swedish meatballs with coconut rice, and it TOTALLY works! Could have used more peppercorns, actually.

A plate of Sichuan peppercorn Swedish meatballs, coconut rice, and apple coleslaw.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Hey @racecarart.bsky.social , let's stop by Trader Joe's when you're off work, I wanna try something

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

"Crackhead *insert country here* version of Evil Dead II" is my favorite genre of movie.

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Max (VGCartography) @vgcartography.com · 24/07/2025

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

Some Final Fantasy Tactics Advance dudes shredding in a skate park.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

This morning while I was seeing a horse about a pool, I heard water from SOMEWHERE in the house. My horror-addled brain's first thought wasn't "Oh shit, a leak..." but rather "Someone's in my house, turning on faucets to fuck with me!" Unfortunately, it was, in fact, a leak.

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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 22/07/2025

“Many comedies are funny because they’re goofy, but STEP BROTHERS is funny because of the liminality of the world in which it takes place, hovering between live-action cartoon & kitchen-sink reality so precariously that it almost seems to violate the laws of comedy physics.”

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Notes Towards a Theory of the Uncanniness of Adam McKay's STEP BROTHERS

'Step Brothers' takes place in a reality that’s neither here nor there, one that slips through your grasp every time you think you’ve gotten your hands around it.

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DTL @dtl.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Local sweat bee on bergamot #invertebrates

A fuzzy, golden, iridescent bee with long oval eyes clinging to small purple blossoms
©️DTL 2025

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Me, 15 minutes after petting my neighbor's cat: "Why is my face so FUCKING itchy?!?!!?"

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I bought a bottle of VOSS sparkling water off Amazon for shits and giggles, and I needed to finish a bottle of sweet vermouth. Added some Totally Not Campari and Fee Brothers lemon bitters, all over ice. #homebar #mixology #cocktails Coors glass came from an #estatesale

A tall glass of red alcoholic drink, and bottles of a Campari-like liquor, sweet vermouth, VOSS sparkling water, and Fee Brothers lemon bitters.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

MST3King on Cinderella 3 with @racecarart.bsky.social Me: "Ugh... your hand... it's clammy AND warm..." Racecar: "It's... clarm..." This word is already in our lexicon.

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