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I was really hoping for a lesbian skinny dipping scene in my cannibal fish B movie... But still, sounds like I'm having a better time than people watching the Super Bowl!

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Turns out my night WAS immeasurably improved by the addition of thousands of BEES! I really hope the next one, in another 4 years, is "DR. BEES AND BEE BOY" followed by a reboot another 7 years later called "DR. BEES BEGINS"

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, très bien ensemble...

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Seems like every time someone talks shit about canned foods, British people get personally offended.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Canned refried beans are a VERY different consistency than baked beans and do indeed make an off-putting "schluck" noise as they drop from the can. I am a white person from America and have eaten my share of these beans. This isn't anti-British sentiment, it's anti-canned food sentiment.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

The first Communion happened towards the end of a Passover seder, which involves a decent amount of wine. Jesus had a few drinks, told His bros how much He loved them, and instituted a tradition kept up for 2 thousand years.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

And there's Wes Anderson, too. Totally not confusing.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Yep! Free on YouTube! Cassie from Turbo / In Space may fit the bill, too. Not necessarily authority, but ass-kicking and a leather jacket, at least.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Yup! She's the leader and ranking officer, Wes is just the ancestor of the original red Ranger from their own time (the Chronomorphers are locked with DNA).

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

But wait, there's more! She's the leader of the team, too (despite Wes being the red Ranger). Kinda like Taylor from Wild Force, but a time cop rather than a fighter pilot.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Oh believe me, I wasn't disappointed, those albums lived up to the hype as some of the worst stuff I've ever listened to.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I've listened to all three of John and Yoko's "Unfinished Music" albums, what do I have to lose by listening to a little more Rebecca Black?

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

"Born to Run" goes from an 8.5 to an 11 once the sax hits.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

It's beautiful! But we already have it on 4K...

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I have never programmed anything ever, but maybe by putting the idea out into the aether, an intrepid game developer will get inspired!

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

A train car shootout roguelike. Upgrades every time you reach a new station. Train type (NYC subway, Japanese bullet train, old west steam, European passenger, etc.), individual train cars, weapon drops, and enemy types all randomized.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

He things the thongs that remind you of the bettah times

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

People trapped somewhere by O'Shea Jackson?

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

This is some real Uncle Derek kinda garbo, Mr. Suplex.

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Racecar 🔜 HHFC26 @racecarart.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Fanart of Veronica the tool-using cow. Scratch those itches, queen. 💅 (as described by Osuna-Mascaró et al., link below!) #art #cow

Veronica the cow is laying in a grassy field against a backdrop of mountains. She has a broom in her mouth and is bent her head back to use it to scratch her upper back with the bristles.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Yeah, it's a god game broken up by side scrolling action levels!

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Oh, and ActRaiser! It's also cool, like a classic Castlevania meets a city building sim, and a similar level of hard. And Secret of Mana is a classic, also plays like Zelda.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Illusion of Gaia is fun, but I've only played a bit of it. Similar to a Zelda game of the era.

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Capt. BranBran @captainbranbran.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Like a Bee's Knees, but with full-strength honey and shaken with an egg white. I call it a Bumblebee, because it's like a normal bee, but fluffy! #homebar #mixology #cocktails