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Reading Raccoon

@cap-gremlin.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Happily EnGAYged 🏳️‍🌈 Enjoyer of books (Scifi/Fantasy), videogames, puns/dad jokes, cars, and absorbing random information. Currently reading: The Only Way Out is Up - Django Wexler

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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 5h
Don't threaten me with a good time. (Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Fucking do it! Do it you motherfucking cowards!)
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 8h
consider having an identity crisis shipped for free to your door
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An instant USA Today Bestseller | A LibraryReads Bonus Pick | One of the most anticipated books of Summer, according to The New York Times, USA Today, NPR, Forbes, and many more | With starred reviews...
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 10h
I don't know why I bother trying when incompetent buffoons just waltz into success because Daddy threw money around.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 10h
It's obvious that my boss is a sheltered, christian, conservative individual from a very wealthy family. I was wondering how they got an exec position with zero leadership experience and seemingly terrible communication skills. Turns out, their family donates a ton of money to the org.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 19h
Does the feeling of being burnt out but grinding on because you have to ever go away? Or will this just be the rest of my adult life?
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Tor Books @torbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin-core is a spectrum. which one are you? 👀💚
Meme with text: 'i have two goblins in me'. Left: 'The Thrice Bound Fool' book cover, words: violent, selfish. Right: 'Nine Goblins' book cover, words: grubby, loveable.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
Counter-proposal to Sam Altman: Go fuck yourself www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The impact that the Undertale soundtrack still has on me speaks volumes to how fantastic of a game it is. Decided to listen this morning and the instant the first notes of Fallen Down started playing....damn.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why must the weekend go by so fast?
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But Bill in finance needs green line to go up and compliance/safety is expensive! Pretty please can't Bill have some cuts so he can make shareholders happy? Think about the poor, rich shareholders 🥺👉👈
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Subterranean Homesick Alien lives rent free in my brain.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure this was the first book of yours I read, and it was entirely because the cover caught my attention in the book store. I love finding books that way.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My copy just arrived in the mail and I am so excited to read this.
A copy of the book "The Only Way Out is Up" by Django Wexler
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over caffeinated and under stimulated
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody is better at hating others for being happy than a lonely straight man. Why recognize their own flaws/issues and work to improve them? When instead they can make everyone else as angry and sad as they are, even if they have to destroy the planet to do it. Techbros do be maidenless 💅
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting my Monday off with a quadruple shot of espresso because it's breakFAST not breakSLOW. (This is a joke, my heart would literally explode)
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now with fancy image and more games.
9 games that have had the most impact on me. Bloodborne, Portal 2, Battlefield 3, Ace Attorney Trilogy, Tomb Raider 2, Need for Speed 3, Persona 4 Golden, Burnout Revenge, and Kirby's Dreamland 2
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Congress and the Supreme Court gleefully handing all power to the dimentia-ridden, narcissistic, bloated corpse in the white house. Despicable. The blatant corruption and disregard for the rule of law is disgusting. It's all disgusting. People need to rot in prison cells for all of it.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why the ever loving FUCK is the federal government being allowed to touch STATE voter rolls AT ALL? States are in charge of voting. What ever happened to the constant "mUh sTAtE's RiGhTs" calls from the right? Suddenly quiet now, huh?
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is 1 hour into the workday on Friday and my brain is checking out for the weekend. See y'all on Monday I guess.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Currently reading Seasons of Glass and Iron by @amalelmohtar.com The stories in this book are fucking incredible. I just finished A Hollow Play, and...wow did it hit me like a truck. Just....wow. I'll just be here tearing up while I continue reading. You should go read this book.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Origin video game except I'm not posting the copy+paste text cuz I'm lazy. Tomb Raider 2 and Need For Speed 3 on the family computer. I barely knew what I was doing but I loved it. I've since played every single mainline tomb raider game released and still love cars/racing games to this day.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This post is giving @adapalmer.bsky.social Terra Ignota flesh pit vibes
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found a cool game on steam that helps a lot too. >The Farmer was Replaced() gives me a fun way to wrap my head around the logic and syntax of Python. Plus gives me "projects" that I can use to learn. Having a project is definitely the easiest way to learn coding. *End rambling/brain dumping*
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's such a struggle to work all day and then try to wrangle my brain into learning something after. My brain is just tired at the end of the day. But I'll get there eventually. Years of working with SQL and testing APIs/DBs has helped tremendously to get me started.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm learning a lot about automation and ETL just in the process of setting up processes and data flows at work using Microsoft apps (Power Automate, BI, Sharepoint Lists, etc). But I'm trying to learn Python as well to augment those skills.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started a new job this summer as a data analyst. It's finally confirmed for me the fact that I enjoy data engineering work and want to pursue that as a career. And wow it only took me until almost 30 to finally have an idea of what I want to do with my life.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's in the 60s outside. It feels so fucking good. FUCK YEAH, FALL!
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YES! MUCH BOOK! SUCH HAMMOCK! *explodes*
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! It's finally starting to cool off outside. It's almost sit outside in a hammock and read weather. I WANNA READ BOOKS WHILE LOUNGING IN MY CANVAS COCOON WITH THE WARMTH OF THE SUN AND A COOL BREEZE WASHING OVER ME. SOON!
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As someone with a Business/Finance degree, business programs have always been the "find the cheapest and easiest way to do everything and disregard the quality of the outcome" degree. Might as well rename it to MBE, Master of Business Enshitification.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's sad that we live in a society where an elected representative taking actions that actually benefit their constituents is noteworthy. I want to live in a society where that's the norm/baseline. Why the hell are we okay with our representatives not representing the people?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
OH FUCK YES WE'RE ALL AUTUMNAL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BELIEVE SHIT'S GETTING SWEATER WEATHER AS FUCK LOOK WE DID NOT CHOOSE THE GOURD LIFE THE GOURD LIFE CHOSE US NOW GET FUCKING COZY OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Two mums, two gourds, all motherfuckin' autumnal
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi, my name is *insert generic late twenty-something corporate worker name* and I have no clue what I'm doing. 🙂 Corporate work kills my soul. But I sure can turn on the happy, charismatic voice for my meetings and sound like I'm excited to be there. Only 30+ years of this to go ☠️
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yup, and I'm right there with you. I now have two industries I've seen the dirty underbelly of and I don't like it 😅
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've opened Pandora's box in the world of auditing and now I'm scared of even more things because WOW the people running them are a mess and everything is held together with duct tape and a dream.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woke up in the middle of the night with Wonderwall by Oasis randomly stuck in my head. ....so that's interesting.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What sort of plant is angziuh, and why did they have to go and make tea with it?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of my favorite authors writing about Norse Mythology? You bet your booty I'm excited.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
8 million times this. I can't share this post enough. If our feckless "opposition party" hasn't seen enough of the Trump Horror Show to realize that people need to be punished, immediately, then they do not understand the undertaking ahead of us. We're talking decades of fixing shit.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And now, @barnesandnoble.com members can get 25% off pre-orders of A WALL IS ALSO A ROAD! #bnpreorder www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-wall-is-...
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A Wall Is Also a Road
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Tor Books @torbooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
how it feels trying to lower the tbr pile while actively contributing to the tbr pile
The robot was placed behind clear acrylic walls and it had one job – to contain the deep-red liquid within a predetermined area. When it senses that the liquid has trickled past the mark, it frantically brushes the liquid back.
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Your childhood fantasy nostalgia is not worth the actual lives of trans people. End of discussion. If you watch this &/or buy the merch, you're signaling to trans folks that you're okay funding a campaign of genocide against them & with JKR's bigotry. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LGBTQIA2 #FuckHP
TRANS LIVES MATTER MORE THAN HARRY POTTER

@MEGEMIKOART
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking in the rain, and water is pouring down so hard that only their silhouettes are visible, raindrops bouncing off their umbrellas.
Green, singing: I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
Blue: You're surprisingly cheery about this.
Green: It's finally autumn.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People who feel the need to abbreviate everything in a work environment. I have one question. WHY? How much time are you truly saving by writing "clm" instead of "column" Writing "ED" instead of "Excel doc" just makes me think you're writing erectile dysfunction. *Frustrated screaming*
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thinking about how many incredible books, music, and video games we miss out on as a society because those with the creative potential to make them are trapped working a job just to survive. They don't have the time or money to create the next masterpiece. It's a shame.
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