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Reading Raccoon

@cap-gremlin.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Happily EnGAYged 🏳️‍🌈 Enjoyer of books (Scifi/Fantasy), videogames, puns/dad jokes, cars, and absorbing random information. Currently reading: Autonomous - Annalee Newitz

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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My copy just arrived in the mail and I am so excited to read this.
A copy of the book "The Only Way Out is Up" by Django Wexler
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over caffeinated and under stimulated
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting my Monday off with a quadruple shot of espresso because it's breakFAST not breakSLOW. (This is a joke, my heart would literally explode)
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why the ever loving FUCK is the federal government being allowed to touch STATE voter rolls AT ALL? States are in charge of voting. What ever happened to the constant "mUh sTAtE's RiGhTs" calls from the right? Suddenly quiet now, huh?
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is 1 hour into the workday on Friday and my brain is checking out for the weekend. See y'all on Monday I guess.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Currently reading Seasons of Glass and Iron by @amalelmohtar.com The stories in this book are fucking incredible. I just finished A Hollow Play, and...wow did it hit me like a truck. Just....wow. I'll just be here tearing up while I continue reading. You should go read this book.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Origin video game except I'm not posting the copy+paste text cuz I'm lazy. Tomb Raider 2 and Need For Speed 3 on the family computer. I barely knew what I was doing but I loved it. I've since played every single mainline tomb raider game released and still love cars/racing games to this day.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This post is giving @adapalmer.bsky.social Terra Ignota flesh pit vibes
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started a new job this summer as a data analyst. It's finally confirmed for me the fact that I enjoy data engineering work and want to pursue that as a career. And wow it only took me until almost 30 to finally have an idea of what I want to do with my life.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's in the 60s outside. It feels so fucking good. FUCK YEAH, FALL!
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! It's finally starting to cool off outside. It's almost sit outside in a hammock and read weather. I WANNA READ BOOKS WHILE LOUNGING IN MY CANVAS COCOON WITH THE WARMTH OF THE SUN AND A COOL BREEZE WASHING OVER ME. SOON!
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's sad that we live in a society where an elected representative taking actions that actually benefit their constituents is noteworthy. I want to live in a society where that's the norm/baseline. Why the hell are we okay with our representatives not representing the people?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026
OH FUCK YES WE'RE ALL AUTUMNAL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BELIEVE SHIT'S GETTING SWEATER WEATHER AS FUCK LOOK WE DID NOT CHOOSE THE GOURD LIFE THE GOURD LIFE CHOSE US NOW GET FUCKING COZY OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Two mums, two gourds, all motherfuckin' autumnal
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi, my name is *insert generic late twenty-something corporate worker name* and I have no clue what I'm doing. 🙂 Corporate work kills my soul. But I sure can turn on the happy, charismatic voice for my meetings and sound like I'm excited to be there. Only 30+ years of this to go ☠️
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woke up in the middle of the night with Wonderwall by Oasis randomly stuck in my head. ....so that's interesting.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What sort of plant is angziuh, and why did they have to go and make tea with it?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of my favorite authors writing about Norse Mythology? You bet your booty I'm excited.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
8 million times this. I can't share this post enough. If our feckless "opposition party" hasn't seen enough of the Trump Horror Show to realize that people need to be punished, immediately, then they do not understand the undertaking ahead of us. We're talking decades of fixing shit.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And now, @barnesandnoble.com members can get 25% off pre-orders of A WALL IS ALSO A ROAD! #bnpreorder www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-wall-is-...
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Tor Books @torbooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
how it feels trying to lower the tbr pile while actively contributing to the tbr pile
The robot was placed behind clear acrylic walls and it had one job – to contain the deep-red liquid within a predetermined area. When it senses that the liquid has trickled past the mark, it frantically brushes the liquid back.
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Your childhood fantasy nostalgia is not worth the actual lives of trans people. End of discussion. If you watch this &/or buy the merch, you're signaling to trans folks that you're okay funding a campaign of genocide against them & with JKR's bigotry. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LGBTQIA2 #FuckHP
TRANS LIVES MATTER MORE THAN HARRY POTTER

@MEGEMIKOART
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking in the rain, and water is pouring down so hard that only their silhouettes are visible, raindrops bouncing off their umbrellas.
Green, singing: I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
Blue: You're surprisingly cheery about this.
Green: It's finally autumn.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People who feel the need to abbreviate everything in a work environment. I have one question. WHY? How much time are you truly saving by writing "clm" instead of "column" Writing "ED" instead of "Excel doc" just makes me think you're writing erectile dysfunction. *Frustrated screaming*
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thinking about how many incredible books, music, and video games we miss out on as a society because those with the creative potential to make them are trapped working a job just to survive. They don't have the time or money to create the next masterpiece. It's a shame.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I recently started a new job. A lot of the specific work I'm doing I find interesting and rewarding. I like the work. But there's been this weird dissonance in my brain. Like there's something I don't like, something bugging me, but I couldn't quite figure out what it was. It just clicked.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The credits theme from Portal 2 randomly popped into my head and now I really want to replay it again. It truly is one of the greatest games ever made.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Even my conservative old lady neighbor has been complaining about trump and actually attributed the high gas prices to him. That and complained he lied about making groceries more affordable. It was honestly wild to hear. The forever republicans in my very red southern state are even pissed.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I burnt my tongue on my oatmeal. Smh oatmeal.
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Where in the World is Doggy Sandiego? @torhusky.queerdog.club · 25/08/2026
If there's never another like her, then we've all failed Live a life Dolly would be proud of
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 25/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "why the fuck did I get out of bed"
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A very Monday morning this morning. A/C cut out during the night so woke up to a house that was 77°. Went to grab a water bottle from the fridge and the lid was on wrong so water dumped all over. Busted my knuckle and started bleeding like crazy. It's only 6am 😭
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Depends on the environment I guess. In a past job, the corporate culture was you had to be intimidating for people to not ignore you. I aspired to be around a 7/10, but I ended up as a 2. People referred to me as "the nice *job title*." I think realistically I'm a 3 at most in many instances.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You've smashed your last pumpkin
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Impatiently waiting for the next Tyr play test to start so I can be silly and play futuristic tank game again.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
All the ads on YouTube these days are either: 1. AI generated/AI related 2. Gambling/sports betting (Kalshi, draft kings, etc) 3. Blue Chew The app experience has grown horrendous too. So much visual garbage and ads. There are so many interesting creators on there but man am I sick of the app.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Princess Donut: CARL, I WISH THAT GLASS WOULD MAKE ITS STUPID MIND UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS BUT THERE'S SOMETHING UNSEEMLY ABOUT THIS AMBIGUITY. IT'S SMUG, CARL! IT'S A VERY SMUG GLASS! SHOUTING? I AM NOT SHOUTING, CARL!!!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/08/2026
Hey: Polls mean shit if you don't get out and vote
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
1. Old Man's War is a fantastic series of books. 2. Holy FUCK The End of All Things is especially good. 3. Libraries are awesome and being able to access audiobooks and ebooks with my library card is great.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 19/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker"
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What do you mean the nutrition facts on this chocolate bar is split into multiple servings? My dude it's a single chocolate bar. Individually wrapped. No break lines or anything indicating it should be split up. Smh stuff like that shouldn't be legal.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"You used to be such a good kid and then you went to college and turned into a liberal." - My Dad Who'd have thought getting an education and finally having the space and freedom to learn, grow, and discover who I am would cause me to develop into my own person.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*psst* Hey! You should read Kevin Hearne's books. I personally loved the Iron Druid series and found it both hilarious and really interesting. I love how the books explored various pantheons and cultures throughout the world.
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Reading Raccoon @cap-gremlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It works if you don't think about it too much
Skeletor meme that says "all of life's problems can be solved by throwing something/someone off a tall bridge"
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