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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 2h
Coming up tomorrow on One Aux Recordings, the first in our series of split C10s, starring the dear homie Ground Bus and yours truly. oneauxrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/oa2a-0...
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OA2A-01: Ground Bus x Open Casket Soundsystem, by ONE AUX RECORDINGS
2 track album
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 3h
Hey ding dongs, you like booze? You like comics? You like comics about booze? The homie @tomobriencomics.bsky.social has got a BOOK for YOU. www.kickstarter.com/projects/154...
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The Liquor Cabinet: A Graphic Novel
A comic book history of the world's 5 most popular liquors
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucking ridiculous. This country really is just three oil companies in a trench coat.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 22/09/2026
Welcome to the Public Domain AUTUMN (1930)! 🍂🪾🌾🌰🥮 This 3rd entry in the seasonal Silly Symphonies 🎶 cycle was released in February, but the #AutumnEquinox is the time to enjoy it. 👀 Watch the full fall 🍁 short ⤵️ archive.org/details/autu... #FallEquinox #SeptemberEquinox #Disney #Animation
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CHICKN TNDRS
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who up Considering they Phlebas
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woke blues be like John Lee Sex Worker
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Noise set where i destroy a mannequin full of Nerds brand candy with a golf club while a still projection of the words FUCK GOLF is thrown behind me
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It really didn't have to be like this
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doctoral dissertation on the anime snout
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s only a matter of time before you start hearing people claim that the woman from Pennsylvania who died from measles must have had pre-existing underlying conditions, so please remember: that having a human body is itself a pre-existing underlying condition.
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Punching my opp in the appendectomy scar Call that a surgical strike
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards. The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Staff also reported that time spent in the small metal enclosures is closely monitored, and
detainees are not locked in, even though we observed locking mechanisms on the enclosures.
Figures 11 and 12. Small Metal Enclosures; Observed January 21, 2026

Underneath is a picture of a metal cage that is 4 feet 3 inches wide by 4 feet 3 inches long, and 7 feet 9 inches high. The cage itself is placed on a tiny spot of fake turf, and then surrounded by another chainlink fence with razor wire on top. The cage is covered by a roof, but it's entirely exposed to the outside otherwise, meaning mosquitos and no air conditioning.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 14/09/2026
[clears throat] I am, in fact, pretty damn good at what I do. Thanks for asking.
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things of which i am tired: -everything
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tase a Tesla owner in the dick
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Oh, ad hominems aren’t arguments” Nah man you fucking suck and i hate your guts and that’s an objective fact
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ah. ahem. allow me to answer this with the thoughtful, civil response it merits:
sooo many middle fingers
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's awesome to see my calligraphy on clothing and such. Never really had thought to do it before recently but here we are
Carl, a 40 year old man with a four day beard, wears a tee with calligraphy that reads: NEVER FORGET: the swamp puppy 9/11 dj setA man with his, hands behind his back and black fabric over his face wears a tee with printed calligraphy.
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unending handturkeys with macaroni glued on for my family's crimbo presents because I AM AN ARTIST, DAD
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Name yr favt Star Trek species, wrong answers only
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I regret to inform you that two of my graphic novels, Büer's Kiss and TURMRING, have fallen out of print. But I have pdfs available!! www.patreon.com/cantocomics/...
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Büer's Kiss now available in the Patreon Shop! | Carl Antonowicz
Hello world! I'm trying to save up to get a new run of both this and Turmring printed (and doing a piss poor job of it, to be honest) so I h
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tvlse, c'est véritablement un cercle de l'enfer, mais c'est ma ville.
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ope, no it's not.
A prismatic/psychedelic poster with white text on black strips superimposed. The text reads, in all caps
 "Tulsa Experimental 
Showcase Volume One
Angel. Safeword.
Open Casket Soundsystem.
Gabraxas Compendium.
UnicornHunted.
Stalking. Tick-Suck.
The Blackstar Experience.
Saturday September 5th 2026.
Doors 6. Sounds 7.
$10.
Noise Town.
2611 W 40th Pl."

What a fuckin lineup, all my homies are here!
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
still tryna figure out what you want, buddy
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
355508 days!!
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah, I bet you "can't write without ChatGPT now" too. Fuck off
Jordanbloombooks.bsky.social has blocked me
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
::Under my breath while inking:: holy shit this fuckin rules i should do this all the time
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reality TV? I’m not even interested in my own life
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Defector @defector.com · 21/08/2026
Yinzers are the reason the internet is lousy with incest porn. The Steelers suck. defector.com/why-your-tea...
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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Pittsburgh Steelers | Defector
Some people are fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the…
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
LORE IS NOT STORY IT IS CONTEXT.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if avoiding an AI future constitutes a ‘generational L’ then christ just let me take the L www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...
If an Al future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind.
A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and expecting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, l'll be left behind. Okay, says I! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since | first became literate.
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V’s Knees @gothicneo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A.I. glazers will pop into threads about shredding antique books for data and say things like, “Hypocrites. Who among you hasn’t thrown a book in the garbage before?” That isn’t a thing normal people do. Certainly not if it’s in good enough condition to be resold or donated.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 17/08/2026
LIST 1. The Strange Thing About the Johnsons 2. The Mist 3. A Serbian Film 4. Garbage Humpers 5. Salo 120 Days of Sodom 6. Pink Flamingos 7. Gummo 8. Marvin 9. Ghoulies 10. Spookies 11. Basket Case 12. The TV Dead 13. Audition 14. In Search of The Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Waddle Woo! 15. Martyrs
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Everything has felt like an uphill battle this year and I'm ready to stop doing stuff for a while.
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Next Open Casket Soundsystem date! www.prekindle.com/promo/id/-28...
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DROIDA | Modern Slasher | Open Casket Soundsystem Tickets, Friday, October 9 2026 | Prekindle
The Whittier Bar presents DROIDA | Modern Slasher | Open Casket Soundsystem on Friday, October 9 2026 at 9:00pm, The Whittier Bar, Tulsa, OK
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good, fuck on outta here
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David Snow @davidsnow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Gollum for cunts
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ideation clocking in early today hooboy
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This book is a bop, and you can get it on the cheap while supporting the best little comics site on the internets
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 06/08/2026
Will not be using Gemini. Absolutely not
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Die a teen or live long enough to become a milf
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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𝔉𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔉𝔞𝔤 @wolvendaughter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Celtic Frost worship with west coast hip hop influence call that Into the Crips of Rays
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Weeping Lesionnaire @cantocomics.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I LOVE DRAWING CASTLES
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