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Purveyor of #NCFC eye candy (mainly/not exclusively) Here to share. A small speck on a Bluesky blob. All content is now AI generated. Blame the technology. "Funny, original, informative." - Anonymous Click #CanaryFiles for your Y&G nostalgia.

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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 3m
when party members start treating their leader as some kind of saviour or Messiah who should never be scrutinised or criticised then it's over for them. It was always mad he could lead a party but not be an MP. We'll find out tomorrow if he can even manage that.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 10m
I had this guy down as a wrong 'un from the start. Put party membership over core principles and let the wolf in through the door. All got very culty very quickly. Don't even mention the council tax on the boat residence thing..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 21m
With the state of things on planet Earth right now, my advice to her would be stay where you are.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 23m
Badenoch claiming that a "battle of ideas" is brewing. Politics has always been a battle of ideas but she doesn't seem to have noticed it before. 🤔 Also, her ideas seem to be just regurgitated US right wing slop. Tories are doomed with her in charge. Good job they have such a deep talent pool 😏
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 10h
91 goals in 125 internationals. Still got 2-3 years to go if stays uninjured. Kane's looking at 150+ games & 120+ goals. Phenomenal. I doubt we'll see a better striker play for England again.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 11h
Aaaah that Ronaldo statement is insane, how can he be such a tit
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11h
Retire with some dignity mate 🥱
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11h
Polanski's folly.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11h
Christ. Look at the size of that thing. Great big thick clump of waffle. He wrote far too may words and books. #LessIsMore
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 12h
Sadly, D(-estruction) Day came for the Old Girl 😢 but we remember her good times #NCFC
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 12h
What a sight that was 😍 #NCFC #GoodOldDays #LevelPlayingField
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 12h
Any chance Burnham could make him the UK ambassador in Washington? 💀
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 12h
We all have flaws Cammy. Not all of us commit perjury in court in order to cover up hiring a prostitute..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 12h
Shilton will be furious that Harry Kane has caught him up for England caps. LOL.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 13h
That was from his audition for Coronation Street.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 13h
No worries - Trump is planning a nuclear attack on it.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 13h
Incredible achievement by the former #NCFC loan player (0 goals). Also incredible is Billy Wright at 105 in the 1950s. Far fewer internationals played then and only the World Cup to qualify for. Lost 5 years due to WW2. Also liked cats (not sure about Harry). #Legend
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 14h
Imagine a Labour leader going in front of a camera and being unable to explain the details of a policy they had just announced. Mason (BBC), Rigby (Sky News) & the whole RW press system would butcher them relentlessly for weeks. Guarantee, Badenoch's blundering will be forgotten in a day or two.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 14h
Not just current PL clubs hopefully feel this way. Any clubs outside the PL but who were relegated from it while the cheating was going on (i.e. #NCFC twice) should be eligible for some form of compensation. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Manchester City: Rival clubs want more than relegation from the Premier League
A number of Premier League clubs want Manchester City to be hit with both retrospective punishments and sanctions in the future.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 15h
As if 16-18 yos know who The Smiths are..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 15h
I've often been called a bit of a ranker - at least I think that's what it was..😊
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 15h
US have been playing well. Expecting a win for them and a load of unseemly boasting.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 16h
Still reeling at the thought that the world has been robbed of more Jeffrey Archer novels. 🥴
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 16h
lead in water? No problem.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 16h
since when have toxic chemicals been a problem for the Trump cult?
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 16h
Bored last Sunday so thought I would try to rank clubs at Champ. level since the 2nd tier became 'The Championship' in 05/06. Only clubs who have played 10+ seasons (approx. 50%+) are included. ** 10 points for a 1st place 5 for 2nd 3 for PO win 1 for PO defeat (SF or F) -10 for relegation. #NCFC
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 16h
+Liz Truss of course who was and is increasingly mad as a brush.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 17h
It's becoming a feature of Tory leaders to *not* be across the details of their own policies. Johnson was the same - all about image & messaging. The details can wait for another time or someone else to explain them. Pathetic.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 17h
Bit of political tension for this one. National anthems should be worth watching..
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 18h
Not for the first time, the Norwegian football federation shows the way and files two separate complaints with Fifa's Ethics Committee, related to the Fifa Peace Prize, the Balogun case and Fifa Forward Enterprise.
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NFF Submits Ethics Complaint and Governance Referral to FIFA
The Norwegian Football Association (NFF) has formally submitted two separate filings to FIFA.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 19h
he's a knob but not a racist knob.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 19h
BREAKING. The Nobel Prize for Fradulent Financial Fiddling has been award jointly to Manchester City & its Abu Dhabi owners. 🏆 Many congratulations for a stand out performance in a tough & competitive field..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 22h
What this probably was is a pitch to private defence contractors to give the Tories bungs/campaign donations ahead of the next GE with a promise to reward them with big contracts. It's how the sausage is made.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 23h
*Just found out in footnote 18 of the paper!
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 23h
Springsteen wrote Born in the USA which is always misinterpreted by the US right wing who also mis-use Fortunate Son as a patriotic anthem. Think these guys know what they are doing.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dare one ask what happened to photo 50?
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure they will just AI it all into existence.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world's most powerful & manly military running scared out of the UK because of a 'threat' to an air base where some of its planes were, does not portray a powerful and manly military. Smells like defeat & cowardice to me.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tories couldn't get a high speed rail project going on a practical timescale and budget but now they are having silly fantasies about building a missile/drone dome to protect our skies. 🙄 Ridiculous people.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
somehow, I have managed to go through life without ever having read a single word penned by Archer. My loss I'm sure..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be interesting to see if anyone is honest or brave enough today to admit to having a shelf of well thumbed Jeffrey Archer novels at home or indeed to admit to ever having bought and read one of his novels..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Abu Dhabi Cheaters vs Farage's Favourites 😒 #FunnyOldGame
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AF - "The cheating fuckers.." (in heavy Glaswegian accent). AW - "Oui, oui."
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Indeed, the 2 PL relegations #NCFC suffered during the years for which Man City have been charged, took place while Pellegrini was at the Etihad. Hoping we have a case for some compensation for those.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seeing plenty of mention of Guardiola & Mancini in connection with Citeh's 'cheating years' but hardly any of Pellegrini who was sandwiched between them for 3 years, 167 games, 1 PL title & 2 LCs. He must have known of the dirty shenanigans too. #AbuDhabiCheats
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they have learnt *nothing* from their worst mistakes.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For all of his terrible faults, at least Boris Johnson made an effort to support climate action. The Tories have become more extreme on every issue with barely a tissue between them and Reform.
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