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Purveyor of #NCFC eye candy (mainly/not exclusively) Here to share. A small speck on a Bluesky blob. All content is now AI generated. Blame the technology. "Funny, original, informative." - Anonymous Click #CanaryFiles for your Y&G nostalgia.

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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 22h
Spot the country being run by a corrupt bloke who has been declared bankrupt 5 times.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy birthday (58) to #NCFC fan and investor (did that ever happen?) *Hugh Jackman*. 🥳 Have a good one sport & don't let the club's recent shite form put you off putting your dollars in the Y&G pot. 👊
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Austrian composer Franz Schubert had a bit of the Stuart Webber about him. #NCFC
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THROW THEM IN THE BIN. If the bin isn't big enough. HIRE A SKIP AND THROW THEM IN IT.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another sacking afoot in Nottingham me thinks..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Should come as no surprise to anyone..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The one *and only* thing you have to credit Boris Johnson for is his continued support for Ukraine. Everything else he was/is dreadful (and corrupt) on.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The last #NCFC team/squad to lose 6 of the first 9 league games (outside the PL/Div. 1).
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're welcome. A film was recently released on his post-footy life. Rumours for years were that he'd transitioned to a woman. He came back to Carrow Road a couple of years back after 50 years away. Played with Justin Fashanu whose story is even more tragic.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On this day in 1987. #NCFC 2 vs Spurs 1. Drinkell, Biggins ⚽ Crowd: 18669. Div. 1 win #151/214.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Presumably that doesn't apply to the Rangers women's side.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm guessing the unfortunate acronym UKICE became a bit too toxic too in light of the US ICE killing & torturing its own citizens.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On this day in 1977. #NCFC 2 vs Wolves 1. Peters ⚽⚽ Crowd: 18474. Div. 1 win #53/214.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Christ. Look at the size of that thing. Great big thick clump of waffle. He wrote far too may words and books. #LessIsMore
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sadly, D(-estruction) Day came for the Old Girl 😢 but we remember her good times #NCFC
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a sight that was 😍 #NCFC #GoodOldDays #LevelPlayingField
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shilton will be furious that Harry Kane has caught him up for England caps. LOL.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Incredible achievement by the former #NCFC loan player (0 goals). Also incredible is Billy Wright at 105 in the 1950s. Far fewer internationals played then and only the World Cup to qualify for. Lost 5 years due to WW2. Also liked cats (not sure about Harry). #Legend
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bored last Sunday so thought I would try to rank clubs at Champ. level since the 2nd tier became 'The Championship' in 05/06. Only clubs who have played 10+ seasons (approx. 50%+) are included. ** 10 points for a 1st place 5 for 2nd 3 for PO win 1 for PO defeat (SF or F) -10 for relegation. #NCFC
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Abu Dhabi Cheaters vs Farage's Favourites 😒 #FunnyOldGame
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AF - "The cheating fuckers.." (in heavy Glaswegian accent). AW - "Oui, oui."
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surely they are not daft enough to fall for his flim flam BS? Exact the harshest of penalties (expulsion) and soon.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Breaking* 2 new members of the independent panel have been appointed to assess Manchester City's appeal against their 100+ fraud charges.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On this day in 2020. #NCFC sold defender Ben Godfrey* to Everton for £20M. 78 games & 5 goals (2015-20). 1 Champ. title 🏆 *Currently sitting on a bench in Glasgow (after an unforgivable loan spell in Suffolk).
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On this day in 1977. #NCFC 2 vs Newcastle 1. Peters, Reeves ⚽ Crowd: 16630. Div. 1 win #52/214.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On this day in 1976. QPR 2 vs #NCFC 3. Sullivan, Busby, Peters (p) ⚽ Div. 1 win #37/214.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
American Fascism is here in 2026. Image loaded with far right, white nationalist symbolism. This fascist is in control of the US military. 2 more years of this shit.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Such a classy club (under these owners). Deserve what's coming to them.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's the full 'Champ. pedigree' table with the total # of seasons spent in this league (2005 onwards) for context. Counts for jack all in terms of how the final table will shape up this season but a roughly mathematical way to rank all current clubs over the time period.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have they rationalised this bit which seems to suggest brown people on boats bring rats which will kill white tax payers?
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idiot Tories taking their 'opposition' role too literally. It doesn't mean you have to oppose everything a government tries to do (Labour didn't). Being selective makes you look credible. Opposing everything makes you look extreme & ridiculous.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On this day in 1986. #NCFC 1 vs QPR 0. Gordon ⚽ Crowd: 15984. Div. 1 win #137/214. ** Does anyone know who the "special lady supporters" were?
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just been reading about all those 100's of millions Man City spent over the past years when they were cooking the books and realised #NCFC never saw a penny 😆 I think the last player they bought from us was Wayne Biggins in 1988 for £152k. Loose change by today's gloated standards.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Harry Kane has scored 448 club goals and now 88 England goals. Just like to remind him that the only team he never scored for was #NCFC. That will haunt him for the rest of his career..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not enough paid protection..
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The 4 roofs of Carrow Road. #NCFC 1930s 1950s 1960s 1980s
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On this day in 2009. #NCFC 5 vs Bristol R. 1. Martin C., Hoolahan (p), Holt 2, Cureton ⚽ Crowd: 24117.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NCFC vs Coventry - 2/10/1993.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On this day in 1976. #NCFC 3 vs Newcastle 2. Peters 2, Busby ⚽ Crowd: 21417. Div. 1 win #36/214.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MWJ #NCFC ⚽
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking of the Sheringham bus shelter which so cruelly was demolished earlier this year. RIP 🙏
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this day in 1994. #NCFC 2 vs Blackburn R. 1. Bowen, Newsome ⚽ Crowd: 18145. PL win #36/99.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's ok though. Pep's still 'on the team'. 🤨
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suspect this message will come to be hung around his neck for the ages. Does this galvanise fans behind the club and stoke up the BS conspiracy theories being put out by the CEO? I doubt it.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Demotion to L2 (if other EFL clubs let them in)? Whatever the punishment & humiliation to come, lads - you're just going to have to 'roll with it'. 😊
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On this day in 1989. Millwall 0 vs #NCFC 1. Bowen ⚽ Div. 1 win #180/214.
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Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NCFC vs Derby - 30/9/1978.
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