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JD Vancian Magic System

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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 10h
Fighting season in The War On Christmas has kicked off a little early this year. The Central Military Commission of Big Left have ordered all volunteer militia to report to their designated unit by Saturday. Solidarity!
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 17h
What do we think the RAF base arrests are? White guys who were too dumb to be able to do anything so the cops let them go?
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 20h
It's so funny that Canadian conservatives are shitting their pants about the fact cricket is on the TV considering in every other British country they shit their pants when it isn't. Cricket is the conservative game of choice everywhere else.
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Formal beer @ferfuxache.com · 22h
Yes, I’m going to judge you for your political beliefs, that’s how these things work
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 21h
The New Zealand electoral system would have to be up there with Hare-Clark as the most pointlessly complex and ineffectual way of choosing politicians.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"We are not like them, we are different, we are the Conservative Party" (We believe all the same things as them, we just say it more politely)
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The history of Canberra is businesses proposing we build a thing and then making taxpayers actually fund it.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's extremely funny that the right have now pivoted to 'but Mamdani is just a liberal Democrat'. Guys. You're not thinking about this.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Philip Drove the White Fiat'
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know if anyone told Richard E Grant that the victims on Celebrity Traitors don't actually get murdered.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now he's lying down instead of just lying.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have been trying to upgrade to Windows 11 for three days and have continually been told 'can't' with no explanation and I am just so fucking tired.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can someone explain to me what the point is of putting our credit card information into our phones if we have to get the card to enter the number on the back anyway?
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Craig has been insisting for hours that something being literally wrong is OK because the vibe was right, and he then says this.
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
horseshoe theory exists, but it means that the centrists who whine about it have been hit in the head by a horseshoe
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
White Liberal Brain Rot has gotten this guy so bad. Every single comment is about why he's wrong and he's quadrupled down on it saying 'just read the article, I'm not'.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Talarico is religious???? Wow, he never talks about it, how would you know???
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone should write a paper on why dictators and authoritarian chuds always have multiple failsons. Trump, Bolsonaro, Marcos, plus Fujimori and Duterte if you count faildaughters.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welp that was a nice four years of being able to say 'at least Brazil is normal'.
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David Veevers @davidveevers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*points to a painting of a slave with a sign saying ‘slave’* WHAT IS THIS NANNY STATE
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Potential new cat has been hiding away for two days and hasn't eaten, but she has peed so I guess that's good?
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Liars, cheaters, grifters and fascists don't belong in America" sure is a claim. Just listed the four major American pastimes. The only ones missing are baseball and school shootings.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep up the grift!
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shoebridge being the hawk he is it's odd that he's not all in on Ukraine.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Extremely Libpilled take to insist voting for fucking Fetterman to stop Republicans.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear god they are now doing this specifically just to annoy me.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Our country'. America deserves what happens to it.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Was ready to say 'I'm done.' *Was not done.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminder: these claims are always false.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It won't be that long before they move the office underground anyway. It's somewhat of a minor miracle that the president works in a place that has windows.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now do 'how to suck your own dick' for the same audience.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most fundamental thing to understand about me is that under no circumstances will I resist the urge to make a joke including at funerals, job interviews and medical emergencies.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet his solution is 'trans people should stop wanting rights'.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then there's this guy.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So interesting how liberals and tankies who are adamant that Actually Sometimes People Should Be Killed are lining up to attack the death penalty for murderers. It's just so interesting, hey? Is it bad to kill people? Hmmmm.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rent Free
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The way the Anglosphere centrist parties manage to completely lose their shit at the very existence of their local Green party is telling, giving a lot away about the English character hey.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hearing it more and more
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everything would be less stressful for the ALP if they just fucking admitted to themselves and everyone else they are a right wing party with the goal of remaining in power through appeasing billionaires and business interests.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Centrism.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again Greens voters are not basing it on the leader.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 30/09/2026
If nothing else AI is making clear that there are people all around us for whom writing, art, and music are not communion with another mind, but just - wallpaper. Just pleasant things to look at. They think AI is conscious because they have no actual grasp of what it is to encounter another mind.
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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JD Vancian Magic System @camobscura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once more for the slow kids (Crikey), literally nobody is basing their decision to vote Green on the leader.
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