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Cam T. Mann

@camc.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.9K following 5.7K posts

Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running. Letterboxd: boxd.it/1F1uX

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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Time to watch the whole series again from the beginning
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was dancing in the moonlight before everybody else got into it
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is his face too small for his head?
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Ma’am, what did you say you needed this bank loan for?”
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chili is just a subclass of beef stew.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watch these Bronze Age LOSERS get MOGGED by the Sea People
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fall is in the air which means it’s time for Total War Warhammer.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love a good crawfish reboulet
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A collection of dusty old tomes would fix me.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing hollywood producers that JJ Abrams is anything other than a talentless hack.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And they said it couldn’t be done
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s on Tubi, btw
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just watched it for the first time on Thursday!
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen, I’m a lot of things. Smart, strong, generous, creative, talented, attractive, well read. None of that stuff is on the list.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I ever meet Elon musk I’m just going to scream “hey dipshit, hey dumbass” at him until he leaves the vicinity.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who convinced Amazon to buy Jeremy Boring’s bullshit Merlin show? “You know how we lost all that money on our stupid Lord of the Rings show? Here’s an even worse version with a ton of extra baggage stuck to it!”
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daubing my unguents
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bringing the noise and the funk has never been more expensive, and millions of households are starting to feel the squeeze
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my buddy and I got a solid weekend out of it.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eating delicious ponk chops
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sweet dreams are made of bees Who am I to disagree I traveled the world and the seven seas Everybody’s looking for pollen
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buddy, I *thought* I was good at pooping. Tried my hand at competitive play and my ass got humbled REAL fast.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Innit?
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boxd.it
A ★★★★½ review of Friday the 13th (1980)
My neighbor told me that a serial killer keeps killing his camp counselors, so I asked how many camp counselors he has and he said he just hires a bunch of new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like...
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude, where’s my age of bronze?
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about a cannon made from bamboo, with sulfur based propellant and diamonds as ammunition, like in Star Trek?
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watched Maximum Overdrive last night. What fucking toy company agrees to have their truck look like that?
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This car is making me behave like a Tex Avery character who just saw a beautiful woman
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I been better, I’ll tell ya that for free!
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If anybody tries to tell me some lesser of two evils shit regarding Newsom I will take their fucking lunch money.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the kind of shit you say when you literally have no idea what you’re doing
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How is nobody adapting a high budget tv series from the Land of Oz novels? Seems like a slam dunk choice to compete with Harry Potter now that that series has such a huge anchor around its neck.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was skeptical too, but it was actually a super chill time
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sexy singles in your area need a vaccinated hunk to fulfill all of their kinkiest fantasies
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Hi. I’m Charles Bronson. And if you don’t have a Death Wish this season, head to your nearest Walgreens Pharmacy to get your flu and Covid shots”
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re invasive and their webs are strong as hell but they’re pretty chill.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, but we can make it even better. If we add weight, like an EV battery pack in the chassis, it won’t tip over as easily. On the cusp of greatness.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joro alert! Ive got an army of these things around the perimeter of my house
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goddamn, these movies are so fucking stupid.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It would be really funny if the only change they made in Endgame: Encore was Hulk doing 6-7 instead of dabbing in the restaurant scene.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not enough people talk about the movie Dead Man. And that’s a real shame cuz it fuckin rules
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Working in a pharmacy I see so many people with names where I’m like “that’s not a real name. You made that shit up. Go get a real name.”
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was TRYING to get your attention
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re calling it the Most 2009 Thing Ever Created
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The ancients really knew the score, huh?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
after the violent destruction of the Kido Butai (Jaxson Dart), the outcome of the Giants season is inevitable. they can never built a fleet carrier to battle the rest of the NFL. the Yamato-class J.J. McCarthy is beautiful, yet built for a different war. he will help provide a more glorious defeat
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So anyways, now I’m the laughing stock of Clark Creek Middle School
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s this Wonka competition show that popped up on Netflix, and the narrator sounded like John Lovitz doing a Gene Wilder voice, then I learned that it was an AI Gene Wilder and was utterly disgusted.
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m bad to bone *aide whispers in my ear* Bad to THE bone, jesus fucking Christ
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Cam T. Mann @camc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re not so hot, I saw you crash on Boonta Eve
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