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Camilo 🏆

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Musician, code monkey, bored member at Techqueria, Miamian since 88 for you SUCKAS

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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 57m
universal truths
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 1h
Once again, Dhalua Strong is everything.
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 1h
Send this to every saas that advertises "military-grade encryption" lol
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 1h
He came out of semi-retirement and carried Colombia to the Copa America final just 2 years ago! I love James personally, one of the best creators for us in a long long time.
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 1h
uhh he was a superstar 😌
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 1h
Firmly in a new demographic, i just got a scam email from a hardware store telling me i need to click through and claim my 230 piece tool set
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 1h
but like! look around you, cristiano! your contemporaries are doing it! Messi just retired, James just retired...
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 1h
Everything about this story was bonkers. If you want to leave your wife you can just do that! You do not need to go Henry VIII on her! If you want a do-nothing high paying job at your father-in-law's company, do not leave your wife! Go to therapy! It's not complicated!
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 2h
everyone else in football knows how to do this! except luka modric i guess but to be fair there's no one behind him lol he's gonna be playing for croatia until he dies i guess
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 2h
Ancient twitter memes from 2020:
Dig deep and think about the messiest bitch you know....it's a man ain't it
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 2h
just retire like a normal person jeez
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 3h
Nah a buddy in college died jumping into a cold lake (cold shock paralyzed him and he drowned) so I don’t really mess with it
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 5h
My Middlesbrough fan friend shared this with me and said did you want to see Man City’s last game of the season in 2008 before the charges began? www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzp7...
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MATCH HIGHLIGHTS | Boro 8 Man City 1 - May '08
YouTube video by Middlesbrough FC
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Danny Rivero @danielrivero.bsky.social · 5h
This is the immigration version of One day everyone will have been against this. In fact there was a ton of media coverage on this in 2024. The reason why people *knew* even though they claim others *didn't know* is because it was being reported on and talked about incessantly.
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 4h
buddy, marvel fans are dealing with PTA meetings and a second messier divorce
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 4h
Fashion Tip: Get multiple shirts at Goodwill and wear them all at once so you'll have them even when Newsom sends the cops to bust up your homeless encampment.
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droqen and 24 others @droqen.bsky.social · 18h
infinite personalized music is solved
a photograph of a keyboard and also a microphone
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 4h
i remember doing it once and they had two obstacles where one is like electrical wires you run through and the other was a massive ice pool you jump in and neither sounded fun at all and it's my money so i just skipped em lmao i guess i was insufficiently stoic
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 4h
Affordability programs were a scam to achieve his real goals: meeting Thierry Henry and all his favorite rappers
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 5h
Football in its purest form
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Lallianzuala Chhangte Juggling Football
Alt: Lallianzuala Chhangte Juggling Football
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 5h
fast forward to two minute later when it's a congealed cheese brick lol
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 5h
well... i AM a prize
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 6h
Oh hell ya they’re still doing it www.worksmartplayharder.com
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 6h
Are tough mudders still going on? There used to be a great company in Miami that would do like trail runs
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 6h
is... tough mudder stoicism? i thought it was just a way to run around and have fun for like a hundred bucks or whatever
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 8h
whole plot of Cars is that he doesn't know how to get back to the interstate lol
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 8h
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 8h
me, a half hour ago, unaware of anyone named Hubert Harrison me, now: everyone's talking about Hubert Harrison
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 8h
Huh and just found out a few minutes ago from @miamidsa.org that @drkwoba.bsky.social will be in Miami tomorrow to talk abt hiw book about Hubert Harrison bsky.app/profile/moto...
The Center for Global Black Studies Presents Book Talk with Dr. Brian Kwoba Director of African and African American Studies at University of Memphis on his book Hubert Harrison: Forbidden Genius of Black Radicalism. This is at the Merrick building Room 306 on the UM Campus, Thursday Oct 1, 2026 at 5PM
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 8h
Huh and just found out a few minutes ago from @miamidsa.org that @drkwoba.bsky.social will be in Miami tomorrow to talk abt hiw book about Hubert Harrison bsky.app/profile/moto...
The Center for Global Black Studies Presents Book Talk with Dr. Brian Kwoba Director of African and African American Studies at University of Memphis on his book Hubert Harrison: Forbidden Genius of Black Radicalism. This is at the Merrick building Room 306 on the UM Campus, Thursday Oct 1, 2026 at 5PM
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 9h
Pickled mouse!
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The Mezzetta Peperoncini Recall: A Mouse in the Jar, and a Recall Notice That Never Says So
On Saturday, September 26, 2026, G. L. Mezzetta Inc. of American Canyon, California, announced a recall of one lot of Mezzetta Golden Greek
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 17h
taps sign again
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 19h
They’re gonna make Mamdani mayor until these teams start losing again
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 19h
though maybe it's the size of the gaps. also the fact that this viola probably hasn't had new strings in years so i probably should get new strings lol
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 19h
not so much in the entirely remote workplace though
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 19h
i think whoever rearranged the bach cello suite to be on alto clef for viola on imslp may have never touched a viola in their life because WHY would you put a fingering in where you have to stretch your index down for the whole song
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 21h
literally shaking keys in front of your face so you sell your whole city to developers
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 21h
lol @ the lady saying that gramps getaway should get shut down because miami dsa gets drinks there
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 21h
If they hadn’t scored that lovely no look back pass into the goal by the keeper they should have all gone straight to the airport and been replaced by eleven lucky fans from the crowd
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 21h
lol i remember when US keepers were good and if you do
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Jake Gyllenhaal 'Ha Ha You're Old Too' Meme
Alt: Jake Gyllenhaal 'Ha Ha You're Old Too' Meme
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 21h
you know... in a way... isn't intentionally cultivating meaningful relationships a more effective form of counterinsurgency than assassinations and subterfuge?
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 29/09/2026
lol I had it from a Pizza Hut demo disc so I only know the first song
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 29/09/2026
Kick! Punch!
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 29/09/2026
Hearing in Westchester that the only way Salazar can win is that she calls Trump a “broke bitch with bad hair” next time she sees him at Doral. sources are saying.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 29/09/2026
We should take over the government
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 29/09/2026
on the radio here they were saying that gas theft was on the rise in the area so maybe that
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 29/09/2026
Kinda wild that there’s a toss up when the other guy is a literal criminal again but this is Florida
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who suggests we just turn the page is in league with the GOP. This guy is telling you they tried to overthrow the government. You don't just pretend it never happened @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 29/09/2026
daily catholic mass and can't recognize that her kid is a saint
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Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manchester City chief exec Ferran Soriano questioned after the club was found guilty. He's got nothing to say but his face says all you need to know.
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