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Calvin

@calvinm.bsky.social
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Runescape enjoyer. One piece card game guy. Mitaka asa on rs disc and twitch. If they made a twink that was a man that'd be me.

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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had glassfrog tadpoles come out of the water the last couple days. They are tiniest little guy. Very cool to be one of like maybe 3 people in the US breeding these guys in captivity.
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Bea @ANYC I-07 @bealenoir.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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guri @guriomatchbox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
カグラバチ
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Guy who calls keeping chickens "keeping his cock in a cage"
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
They are calling it the most over due, the most over geared and least deserved first cape of all time.
Collection log notification in Old school runescape of an ultimate Ironman receiving an infernal cape.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I must be Walter. The way im white
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: blorp blorp :) SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: blorp blup blep :) SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: blub blub :) ME: you could really fuck someone up if you threw this on them. Maybe even kill them SIMPLE SYRUP SITTING ON THE STOVE: what the fuck
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We go way back
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 04/04/2026
Maryland
RALLY AND PACK THE COURT
April 15, a judge will hear the Maryland Attorney General's landmark lawsuit to stop ICE's conversion of a 825,000 ft
Williamsport warehouse into a concentration camp.
Join us and stop this camp!
9AM: Rally outside Courthouse
10AM: Attend the court hearing or the interfaith vigil outside
Location: Garmatz Federal Courthouse,
101 West Lombard St. Baltimore
Sign up here: bit.ly/Aprill5Hearing
STOP
MARYLAND'S ICE CAMP
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calamity @calamitybrezze.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
bizarre day
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My favorite quote by David Lynch is the one in which he imagines what van Gogh could have made if he was happy, if he was free of suffering. I loved Chainsaw Man. I loved Jujutsu Kaisen. I wonder what manga Fujimoto and Gege could have made if they were in better conditions.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Job so bad it got me trying LinkedIn premium
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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pau @heromedley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
WIN!
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Kendrick Lamar getting bottom surgery: "Take my peepee off take my peepee off"
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 16/01/2026
clean christian comedian here. the only "wap" i care about is worship and praise
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
got his ass
JD Vance v @JDVance • 3h
Just spoke with a guy who owns a small business. Complaining about the fact that that he pays his employees $18-20hr (minimum) but the people who hire illegal aliens pay them $6.50 an hour and hurt his business.
Many of the people threatening law enforcement and interfering with deportations are just mad that this system is coming to an end.

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@ConnorEatsPants •2h
what's his name. Who did you speak to JD. I want to talk to him on my Fortnite Friday show. Kill yourself just kidding
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
If you are a “well trained” ICE officer you are eligible for one ibuprofen prior to Waist Chop
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Nobody is talking about it but doom is tough as hell. Wave 4 today we'll see how it goes.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Hit it from orbit till the atmosphere smells. I am twelve"
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Got a dslr camera and a macro lens last week. These are the best ive done so far, will be getting better for sure as I keep messing with it. Having 50 pets to practice on is going to be really helpful.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Gundam regional with @samuswolfe.bsky.social tomorrow morning. Gonna be a long good day. Aiming for 2 invites but 1 invite is a win.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Doing nex instead of sailing because I can live without a max cape for a little while I think.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My driving tectonic the way I make these continentals drift.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 06/08/2025
"Witness me. Burn the sight into your eyes."
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
New guys i got the last few days the zoo is growing.
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UIM Showdown @uimshowdown.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
🔥 Summer Showdown 2025 — Signups Are LIVE! 🔥 Competitor signups are officially OPEN — this is your shot to join the action. 🗓️ Sign up now to enter the draft, happening live July 25–27 on Twitch Join us in our discord and signup today! discord.gg/9KtUVYayeK
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Join the UIM Showdown Discord Server!
Check out the UIM Showdown community on Discord - hang out with 1099 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 01/06/2025
happy gay month everyone! and remember:
bunlith drinking a white paw in front of a burning cop car with the words "NO COPS AT PRIDE" in rainbow letters on the top right
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Whale @belugaboy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Rainbow capitalists be like “the only union I support is between man and man”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/06/2025
happy pride month
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I just watched the episode of the sopranos you were on and I think you shouldn't have stolen Christopher's ideas. You really put him in a bad spot and at risk to be killed.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Had to fulfill a bet with @heiligtree.bsky.social for me being the slowpoke to max. Loser had to get a revs unique that isnt one of the freebie ones. So i got this on my first night doing revs at just around 430 revs killed. Off to tds to get a synapse to start yama asap
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Heading home from louisville after 5 days of visiting family and doing a bourbon trail tour with some friends I met through runescape. This game is truly great and has built me so many lasting friendships. My heart was so full this weekend. Thank you all.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Finished maxing the uim on Saturday after a long hard fought race with Nathan. We started at 215 ehp to max and 128 ehp to max. And he ended up winning with me at about 35 ehp left to max. So I will be doing revs as punishment for losing the bet. But it was a great contest. Thanks to all for coming!
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
genuinely wtf is his problem
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
99 Fishing and 99 Agility all done. Just 11 hunter levels left until max. @heiligtree.bsky.social . Currently 48 ehp off max and tree is about 7 off. Next Saturday at 4pm EST we will both be maxing. See everyone there!
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Nathan | Heiligtree @heiligtree.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Pull up a week from tomorrow if I don't accidentally get 99 cons before then 🥳 Shoutout @calvinm.bsky.social for the work of art 🥶
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
99 Fletching 3 skills left. Currently 64.5 ehp off max and @heiligtree.bsky.social is 16 off max. Catching up a bit but its looking grim.
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Nathan | Heiligtree @heiligtree.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
[22/23] Second to last 99! Constructions is officially the final skill between me or @calvinm.bsky.social visiting the rev caves for a unique
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Samus Woof @samuswolfe.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I got to see a cottonmouth in person this weekend and he was so happy in his little swamp corner 🥺 #wildlife #snakesofbsky #snake #cottonmouth #viper
A cottonmouth snake curled up in some water, hidden behind some reeds and under a log.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
99 Crafting! The last shop hop done except fletching which will take no time. @heiligtree.bsky.social Score is current 92 to 36 EHP until max. I'm finally under 100! Hopefully 99 agi before uim showdown and then most of hunter during comp!
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You use grindr for meeting people and sex. I an intellectual use grindr for the Whiteout Survival demo.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
99 cooking all sorted off to crafting. Current race with @heiligtree.bsky.social is 106 to 35. surely i get below 100 before hes back :clueless
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Cooking on uim is ass. I hate shop hop methods so much. I regret not finishing 99 at trouble brewing when it was the juice.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I keep thinking my bottle of prep is allergy meds and will save me from cats but I dont think it has that power.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
99 smithing, 6 skills left until max. Currently 114.5 ehp from maxing. @heiligtree.bsky.social currently is 37.5 hours out from max. Hoping I can close the gap while hes on his honeymoon
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Finally got frogs for the new frog tank that I set up a month ago! They are adelphobates galactonotus dart frogs! I saw these at an expo last year when I got the other darts and loved them. I've had frogs for almost 2 years and had no escapes. But one of these guys got out instantly. So thats sick.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Its 11:30 pm, you just get out of bed from petting your dog on top of your clean clothes pile. You go to the fridge to grab a hard monster and a diet mountain. You start boiling water to make a fruit fly culture for your partners new dart frogs. This is your life now.
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Calvin @calvinm.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Outside of blast furnace all uims are my friends we are all gods children and share a special place in the world filling a role only we can fill. Inside blast furnace other uims are my enemy and I will do everything in my power to destroy you.
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