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CalumOnWheels

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Immigrant: london > north turtle island, mechanic, educator, delivery worker, often sending post. www.calumonwheels.com Bike focused-podcast too calumonwheels.podbean.com 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🚩🏴

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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 27/08/2026
Policing is bad and that includes nagging people about the clothes they wear. I will not wear head armour every time I get on a bike for the same reason I won't wear a mountaineering lid when I go for a walk.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 25/08/2026
That's another rotation over in this goofy job. Thankful to have my health and to still be here. Photos from stolen land.
Photo of someone waiting for a helicopter. They are wearing full soil sampling gearPhoto of someone clambering into a helicopter. They are in fluro safety gearPhoto of a Dutch augur in a hole. A bunch of dirt is beside it on a rucksack.A toad on a forest floor which is covered in moss
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 22/07/2026
just another day of the website I use to buy 2nd hand outdoors gear actually promoting Nazis to me, unsolicited. Evil website run by an evil person. Mark Zuckerberg is actually a piece of garbage.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 20/07/2026
The UK 'news' industry is just bullshit opinon served up as news while they ignore the news happening all around them.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 18/07/2026
I got evacuated in a helicopter after doing my job. Got to thunder bay ontario and smog made everything dark brown. I had plans to go somewhere else but my boss demanded 'where are you going' and nothing was mature enough to commit to. So I flew back to vancouver. wild scenes. Climate crisis.
Photo of thunder bay airport blanket in brown orange smog from ash.Photo of forest fires from overheadPhoto of a big ash cloud viewed from the end of a pier.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 25/06/2026
back to work. Flying to winnipeg to join my squad and drive a long way to the camp. So the morale moustache is back in full force.
Selfie of me riding a bike with a moustache
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 24/06/2026
I had a cool consultation with an immigration lawyer this morning. The upshot is that I'm in a good place to get Canadian PLR, but that A. I have to get an actual job for a year and B. I have to learn French and sit a test, scoring good grades. I guess those guys won after all this time after all.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 24/06/2026
actually doing my nut in about the 'just buy air con' discourse regarding london. 1. Poor people especially homeless people cant afford it 2. Its a city of 8 million people. We dont have that many units to give out. 3. Huge amounts of us work outside. Air con wont help me there. We need a day off.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 23/06/2026
This has to be rage bait. Surely people out there arent actually doing this and this is their way of raising awareness via the media. I really have to hope.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 22/06/2026
found a really good healthcare hack. I fell off my bike (massive speedbump in a mall car park) last week and got bad road rash. So after cleaning and etc my wounds, I've wrapped them with tattooing recovery 'second skin.' It is breathable and keeps the burns covered while also flexible and strong.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 22/06/2026
How I feel watching on as a bad and disgraceful thing happens to a bad person who deserves it and their career folds, in total humiliation.
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Homer Simpson: Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun
Alt: Homer Simpson: Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun gif.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Bills up. Wages too low. Record profits for Oil & Gas. 50 richest families with more wealth than 50% of population. Shit in our rivers. Pensioners jailed for protesting. Migrants thrown under the bus. Supporting a Genocide. That's Starmer's legacy.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 21/06/2026
Put my friends in jail and see what happens. You think im going to hold my nose and vote for yo? Wrong.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 20/06/2026
these are the kinds of important, high speed activities a military career can open up to you.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 18/06/2026
countries come and go bicycles and haunted food choices from the gas store are forever
Photo of a rear rack bag on a bicycle. It is open and a mix of bad junk food is inside.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 17/06/2026
hung out here by this lake for 2 hours. It was so great. I did an out and back loop so just pulled over when I wanted and so didnt have any time pressure. really nice. For a heap of time i just watched the sun sparkling on the water with some wind squalls. No artificial noise at all.
Photo of a bicycle with panniers leaned on its side. A big lake is to the right Photo of lake surface. You can see the sun sparkling on it and some wind patterns.
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 17/06/2026
It's not that hard to accept if you're one of the minorities Labour has been abandoning for years
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 16/06/2026
everyones reminder that mail is the most goated form of communication ever made and it is at a highly affordable cost. You get to send a whole ass handwritten thing all the away around the world, delivered by hand, for so little. Send some mail.
Photo of a letter held up against a canada post box
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 14/06/2026
the mental and emotional toll of migration really is crazy. Its only when you actually dig yourself up and you move that you realise how much your habits and regular networks were helping your general mental condition, and you really have to start fighting to just do regular things. It is bananas.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 13/06/2026
I really want to know what tf this uh 60 black hawk is doing over vancouver because boy is it noisy and dangerous. Might be a fire thing fr24.com/40295ff2
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 11/06/2026
I have done nothing today whatsoever. Ive yapped with one friend on the phone, made some bread, made some scones, walked round a block with another friend with the scones I've made, got my headset sorted and drunk two coffees. Its been tremendous.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 11/06/2026
seasonal work is actually mad. I had no idea what day of the week until I met my buddy for a lunch break today. I was all 'wow this whole thing is nuts, I didnt even know it was wednesday.' I was then informed it was actually Thursday. Bananas.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 09/06/2026
end of my first working rotation as a dirty dirtbag gatherer. Spent it trying to focus on what is important; guarding my peace, human connection, and not getting lost in the sauce. It worked. Proud of it. Tomorrow with an able body is never guaranteed.
Photo of an Arsenal scarf on top of a beaver damPhoto of hiking sticks and a Dutch augur planted into the earth. A jbl speaker is hanging from a stickPhoto of me crouched holding my augur at a helicopter landing site.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 22/05/2026
got messaged by a friend that 'this look really suits me' and ya know what, hell yeah I am dripped out as heck. North london forever, coyg
A person kneeling down in a forest clearing.

They're wearing a red long sleeve top, an Arsenal fc scarf, a grey flat cap and wearing a chest harness with bear spray. They're holding a metal 'dutch augur'
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Jim Caris @jimcaris.eurosky.social · 21/05/2026
They're not angry with Ben-Gvir because of what happens in the video, they're angry with him for posting it
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 20/05/2026
One of the reasons one of my best friends quit medicine was the attitude that to be a doctor is to just be a vending machine for a machine that wants to chew you up. That your only value is what you can produce for capitalism.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 20/05/2026
All jobs in capitalism are bad but I had a really great day at work today. My colleagues are cool as hell and i get to walk around the woods doing rad stuff. Tomorrow I'll have my first trip in a helicopter. its good man
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 18/05/2026
flying over the kootenay river and noticed how there is a giant split in the clouds that basically follows it Don't think i've seen that before. Neat!
Clouds over the kootenay river. They're split apart like a big chasm. Seen from an airplane
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 18/05/2026
This is one of my real llm fears. Actual human connection is a good. I like seeing stuff other people have written down or drawn or glittered or glued. I find looking at anything thats an output from these hell machines makes me mad as hell and I think it should provoke you snd me to do something.
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A notable feature of AI is that it has changed the nature of what feels amateurish. It used to be that a poster made by someone who didn’t know what they were doing would be comic sans on clipart, which was at least charming. Now it’s that creepy Ghibli-knockoff style and lots of greebly overdetail.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 18/05/2026
the world has no shortage of bad stories but this really hits home to me. Literally wanting to just make your life better and finding a country has locked itself shut on you would be awful. Imagine how you'd feel in this position.
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Without History @withouthistoryband.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fwiw, I think this is why a pivot into cultural and mutual aid work is probably the right move for trans folk. We do not have the capacity to counter this at the institutional level. We tried, we lost. We defeat trans genocide by keeping trans culture and possibility and people alive.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 17/05/2026
Libraries are such radicalising places. In a world where so many people get nickel and dimed for just sitting down, that anyone can access a free world of books, internet, and so many other resources, for free, and you get to be a space that doesnt reduce you to your bank balance. It is very moving.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 17/05/2026
There's a lot wrong with living in this timeline but look at this wee printer doing its thing. Heartwarming. Reminds me of the game boy camera and printer.
A photo collage printed out and held in my fingers. It has 6 photos. 

A bicycle. 2 friends on a hike in the snow. A game of bike polo. A cyclist on the sea wall. An orca. Me holding some sticks.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 16/05/2026
Deeply greived that my shared house I'm subletting in is up for sale. If I lived here I would hope I'd be moving heaven and earth to make it unsellable and to keep the home. I am a guest so its a difficult position but I'd be hanging flags saying 'we live here' and all sorts. Whatever it takes.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 16/05/2026
Migrating again on Monday. One month in once place, now I am off to another. I am hugely grateful to the people and communities who've made me home since my trip out on April fools day. Emigration is terrifying. Bikes are a constant.
Photo of someone in clothes kneeling beside a bicycle. It is leant up against a lamp post by a bike lane.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 16/05/2026
One of the most important anarchist principles I've learned is that while criticising structures is valuable, we must also promote what it actually is people want to do. Two very good friends run a DIY bike fixing service. They don't do it to get rich. They do it because they like to do it.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 16/05/2026
just hit 15,000 words on the book. That's about double that for my dissertation. It really is pretty easy to do this sort of thing when you're on vacation, I'd recommend it. no idea if this will be published. who cares. might just stick it on the blog.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 15/05/2026
Lived up to the insecure seasonal worker stereotype by buying two packs of playing cards and an uno set from dollarama, 20 rechargeable AA batteries, 3 sets of fairy lights, a lamp, and a hundred dollars worth of books. It has been a good day.
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 14/05/2026
Just enjoyed my first in a while but of unsolicited cop behaviour. I rode my bike down on a wooden board way thing because that is the quickest way to where I wanted to walk. Some white guy in a shirt yelled at me 'no cycling.' I said it hurt me to walk, and I continued, paring up on some grass.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026
People will be like ‘Bluesky is all academics & historians’ & I’ll be like, ‘You mean the people who enthusiastically tell me the coolest shit I ever heard?????’
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 14/05/2026
Came back from hanging out at a polo hangout in vancouver. Big up east van bike polo for having a great time and paying not a thing. Bike polo is so punk rock. You can make your own mallet, you can use the cheapest type of bike there is, you can make spoke guards out of milk jugs. It is the best.
Photo of a game of bike polo being played.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 13/05/2026
6 days until new job and I am really, really trying to enjoy unemployment. I just end up staring at my bike all the time. It's great!
Photo of a red road bike in front of a fountain pond
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 12/05/2026
Went out, sent a letter, and got some headphones done at the post office. The worker there hadn't taken photos in ages or used a printer, just more bullshit they are expected to do without a pay rise, an entire career 'just figure it out'-ed. Upsetting and unfair. Being a worker should be bigged up.
A letter being handed to a mail box
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Be angry with the government but also be angry with all the nice Sensible liberals who get very upset about minor failings of the left but are completely quiet on things like this and the entire Establishment wanting to unleash Israeli football hooligans on Birmingham.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 11/05/2026
Actual photo of me watching keith starmer getting the heave ho from his own party, from the other side of the world on TV
Screenshot of gus fring from breaking bad. He is smiling, as he listens to gunshots from coming down the phone line
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 11/05/2026
the greatest thread I've seen on reddit for a while. happy mother's day old.reddit.com/r/GirlDinner...
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WOMEN WAKE TF UP!!!!
girls i love you and my heart breaks for you, but if i see one more post about how your husband couldn’t take you out on mother’s day and give...
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 11/05/2026
Funemployed for a few days longer. Really trying to make the most out of it in spite of the siren song of my phone, and the saxophone getting louder by the day
Photo of an open Google doc in a porch with the sun out. There is a dog beside it.
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CalumOnWheels @calumonwheels.com · 11/05/2026
in a small rant that I feel like going on about, I really don't like david attenborough and here is why. I don't like him going on record saying 'humans have ruined the environment'. It is bollocks. Indigenous people all over the world have stewarded and protected waterways, forests, and more.
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